2024-09-08
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Jerry has a beef with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss (John O'Hurley). Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend. Gillian: Kristin Bauer. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Feldman: Pat Kilbane. Gene: Kyle T. Heffner. (Repeat).
Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime. Brody: Neil Giuntoli. Anna: Rebecca McFarland. Dugan: Joe Urla. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).
New Christine goes into labor. Meanwhile, Christine believes that a prowler is lurking in the neighborhood, so she persuades Matthew to stay at her place. Tim Meadows guest stars. (Repeat).
The fifth season concludes with a surprise engagement party so Christine can get to know Max's friends. But during the celebration, Christine begins to feel intellectually inferior to them. (Repeat).
Divorced mom Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) decides to move on after discovering her ex, Richard, has met someone new: another woman also named Christine. But first she concentrates on settling her son into an exclusive private school, where she runs into a couple of snooty mothers on the first day. (Repeat).
Christine looks to "get one under her belt" after she finds out Richard has been with other women since the divorce. She meets a man (Andy Richter) at the grocery store, but regrets the encounter when he turns out to be the parent at Ritchie's school everyone calls "Sad Dad." (Repeat).
Christine allows a friend (Wanda Sykes) to set her up on a blind date, but she finds another man at the restaurant more interesting. Elsewhere, Matt takes Ritchie to a swimming class, but he first needs to learn how to swim himself. (Repeat).
Richard learns that Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has a serious boyfriend and invites the two of them to dinner to apologize for being rude when he met the man. The evening brings up old memories that force them to reconsider their post-divorce relationship and set up boundaries. (Repeat).
Rose tries to instill some life into a recently retired friend (George Coe); and a garage-remodeling project goes nowhere fast. Vicenzo: Vito Scotti. Ernie: Don Woodard. (Repeat).
Mister Terrific, a kiddie-show host, gets Dorothy a job as show adviser---and then gets the ax thanks to her advice. Hastings: Lonny Price. Jody: Jody Price. Kolak: Don Woodard. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Tales from Mother's Days past: Blanche visits her mother; Rose spends hours in a bus depot with a traveling mother (Geraldine Fitzgerald); Sophia and Salvadore try to persuade Sophia's mother to move in with them. Salvadore: Sid Melton. (Repeat).
Blanche and Sophia fall for the same man (Henry Darrow); and Rose struggles to pass her high-school equivalency exam. Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. Jim Shu: Ralph Ahn. (Repeat).
A study in contrast: a busy day for Sophia and a make-busy day for Blanche, Rose and Dorothy. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. Sam: Don "Kokko" Burnaby. Claire: Frances Bay. (Repeat).
Rose is sure she spotted a UFO, and Blanche (Rue McClanahan) is sure she'll seduce the one man she couldn't in college. Ham: John Harkins. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Barker: Tom Dahlgren. (Repeat).
Rose appears to be a shoo-in for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year---after Blanche and Dorothy spice up her résumé. Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. Dr. Weston: Richard Mulligan. Ben: Jim Doughan. (Repeat).
Stan (Herbert Edelman) envisions a big payoff when Sophia gets beaned at a baseball game. Dr. Jerry: Ben Rawnsley. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. Dr. Cauley: William Denis. (Repeat).
Sophia is reunited with a man she's hated for 40 years---her late husband's partner (Jack Gilford). Part 1 of two. Estelle Getty. Salvadore: Sid Melton. Caterer: Raye Birk. Preacher: Harvey J. Goldenberg. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The newlyweds return from their honeymoon anxious to find their own place and reopen the pizza-knish stand at the beach. Estelle Getty, Jack Gilford. Fire Chief: Don Maxwell. Saxophone Player: William E. Green. (Repeat).
Molly believes she's off the hook for Thanksgiving dinner when Mike takes ill, but her relief is short-lived when Vince invites his brother to the house for a home-cooked holiday feast. (Repeat).
While Mike's giving out the ho-ho-hos as Santa, Molly's doling out their dough-dough-dough for holiday gifts, and he's getting a bit (hum)bugged about her spending. Later, their festive celebration at home is interrupted when they get corralled by Mike's mother and his boss into spending Christmas Eve at church with them. (Repeat).
To improve their chances of becoming pregnant, Molly and Mike cut out caffeine and try eating healthy, but it leads to headaches, withdrawal and hunger pains. (Repeat).
Mike takes an unexpected "trip" on Molly's birthday. (Repeat).
Mike puts his construction skills to use turning the basement into a living suite for him and Molly, but he may have gotten in over his head. Meanwhile, Carl asks Samuel if he would be interested in moving in with him. (Repeat).
Carl and Samuel hope for a little luck o' the Irish when it comes to picking up women at their St. Patrick's Day party, while Molly does a little Erin go bragging when she tells Mike about some of her holiday shenanigans. (Repeat).
Molly joins Victoria and her junior-college friends on a spring-fling getaway, while Mike works the Captain for some overtime assignments to earn some extra cash. (Repeat).
With Molly out of town for a teacher's conference, a lonely Mike turns to junk food for solace. Meanwhile, James delivers some sad news to Carl, which leads Carl to consider leaving Chicago. (Repeat).
As part of her research for the crime novel she's writing, Molly visits Victoria's workplace at the funeral parlour, while at home, Mike takes a peek at Molly's manuscript. (Repeat).
Budding author Molly meets her literary idol, whose cynical advice is to focus on what she wouldn't want people to know about, while Mike tries to cheer up his down-in-the-dumps mother by having her over for dinner. (Repeat).
Molly suspects the next-door neighbor is into something shady, so she and Joyce keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game turns into a confessional as they reveal their dreams and aspirations. (Repeat).
Molly needs to toe the line when it comes to buying shoes, especially since Mike is now their sole support. (Repeat).
Mike gets shot during a robbery, leading him to question his mortality and his choice of profession. (Repeat).
Charlie teaches Jake the tricks of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays; Evelyn invites a legendary TV producer (Carl Reiner) to Charlie's for Christmas dinner. (Repeat).
Jake tries to win back his ex-girlfriend by writing her love songs, while Alan and Herb try to hide their friendship from Judith. (Repeat).
Charlie gets a colonoscopy just to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's parents, but he returns home to find them there. Tom: Stacy Keach. (Repeat).
Alan gets into a bar fight and lands in jail, while Charlie fears that Chelsea likes Alan's lawyer (Steven Eckholdt). (Repeat).
Chelsea has had enough of Charlie's jealousy, which is threatening their relationship. (Repeat).
Charlie goes to Las Vegas and returns with his new wife, but it's not Chelsea; and Chelsea's dad visits with his boyfriend. Stacy Keach, John Amos. (Repeat).
An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor. Eddie: Ned Bellamy. Abby: A.J. Langer. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Cynthia: Katie Layman. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her. Brett: James Patrick Stuart. Clicky: Tony V. Teddy: John Bowman. Oh: Gedde Watanabe. (Repeat).