2024-10-02
Doug and Carrie vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but their fun is short-lived after Arthur calls them with bad news about their house, which is in need of an expensive repair. Mike: Michael Lowry. Debi: Marcia Cross. Patrick: Wayne Wilderson. Rene: Adrian Neil. Michelle: Tanya Whitford. Golf Marshal: Steve Tom. (Repeat).
Arthur allows Spence's mom (Anne Meara) to seduce him in hopes that she will lend him $12,000 for a much-needed home repair that Doug and Carrie can't afford. Also: Doug invites his dad (Dakin Matthews) to visit. Bill: Frantz Turner. Inspector: Mookie Barker. Waitress: Joyce Fessides. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie go to extreme lengths to get the lazy Russian crew they hired to rid their house of mold to finish the job. One of the things they do is supply the workers with an unlimited supply of vodka. Steve: Charles Rocket. Andrei: Ilia Volok. Pavel: Sven Holmberg. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. (Repeat).
Carrie confronts Doug about his habit of lying in order to get out of doing things he hates, while he accuses her of using scare tactics to get her way. Also: Spence's meek girlfriend (Rachel Dratch) picks up some nasty pointers from Carrie and uses them on him. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Jerry has a beef with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss (John O'Hurley). Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Bonnie is upset when Adam makes a big ticket purchase without consulting her. Also, Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires. (Repeat).
When Bonnie can't decide what to do with the spare bedroom, bigger issues are uncovered. Also, Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie. (Repeat).
Bonnie has success creating a line of mocktails for Adam's bar. Also, Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor. (Repeat).
Bonnie and Adam's romantic dinner is interrupted as the other ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day. Also, Wendy's new relationship becomes the talk of the group. (Repeat).
Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.
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Sam Jones (Ken Berry) and Emmett compete for a vacant seat on the city council, and Emmett gets upset when Andy, Howard and Goober all support Sam instead of him. This was Berry's first appearance as Sam. Three episodes later, Griffith's series ended and Berry took over as Mayberry's main man in "Mayberry RFD." Lou: Gil Lamb. Harry: Don Sturdy. Emmett: Paul Hartman. (Repeat).
Opie rescues Mike (Buddy Foster) from a bully and the two of them start spending a lot of time together, until a new girl moves into town, which puts a strain on their relationship. Foster is the brother of Oscar winner Jodie Foster. Heather: Diane Quinn. Edgar: Russell Shulman. Claudia: Kellie Flanagan. Sam: Ken Berry. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Goober tries a computer dating service and his inept replies on the form lead to his being mismatched with a pretty psychologist (Nancy Malone). Doris: Maggie Peterson. Franklin: Tod Andrews. Goober: George Lindsey. Sam: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Sam invites an Italian friend to work for him on the farm, but the man shows up with his entire family. Griffith ended his long-running series with this eighth-season finale, which aired on April 1, 1968. It was the show's 249th episode and served as the pilot for "Mayberry R.F.D.," starring Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Radar wheels and deals to obtain a supply of hard-to-get tomato juice to please Potter; Frank is jealous of a general's interest in Margaret. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Potter: Harry Morgan. Frank: Larry Linville. Written by Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds; directed by Reynolds. (Repeat).
The 4077th's monthly foot inspection is but one of several ticklish matters that Radar describes in a letter home to his mother. Also: a North Korean helps himself in the mess tent, and Frank is paranoid about being overrun. Sgt. Callan: Redmond Gleeson. Gen. Park: Rollin Moriyama. Col. Kim: John Fujioka. Korean Soldier: Byron Chung. Fox: Lynn Marie Stewart. Directed by Alan Alda. (Repeat).
Potter asks the near-impossible from Hawkeye and B.J.: be nice to Frank while Margaret is in Tokyo. Capt. Saunders: Joe Morton. Kelly: Kellye Nakahara. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).
Reporter Samuel Clemens spearheads a newspaper's fight against a corrupt judge. Ben: Lorne Greene. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Joe: Michael Landon. (Repeat).
Doc and a woman are held by outlaws at a desert stronghold. First of two parts. Doc: Milburn Stone. Shindrow: Harold Gould. Lyla: Dorothy Tristan. Coltraine: Richard Anderson. (Repeat).
Conclusion of a story about outlaws' capture of Doc and a friend (Dorothy Tristan). Matt: James Arness. Shindrow: Harold Gould. (Repeat).
Matt houses a drunk Will & Friends in the jail they go looking for $300 that they think Bill took. Matt thinks it was a misunderstanding. Will doesn't want to tell Matt that they shot Curly Wills (They buried him before going to Dodge.Doak stops to see his girlfriend and says marriage will need to wait, as Will & Quincy leaves without Doak Quincy and the storekeepers are shot. (Repeat).
Jed Hockett(Harry Morgan), a farmer, orders his three boys to go to town and return with prospective brides. (Repeat).
Andy is disappointed when Opie only gives three cents to a children's charity drive, saving his money instead to buy a present for his girlfriend. Silby: Stuart Erwin. Anabelle: Lurene Tuttle. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
A young man and woman from two feuding mountain families want Andy to marry them, but their gun-toting fathers arrive to see that the two don't get hitched. Hannah: Tammy Windsor. Josh: Arthur Hunnicutt. Carter: Chubby Johnson. Wakefield: Claude Johnson. Carter: Chubby Johnson. Opie: Ronny Howard. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
The men of Mayberry, including Andy, are shocked when Ellie runs for a seat on the town council, heretofore all-male. Ellie: Elinor Donahue. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Ben Weaver (Will Wright), the town Scrooge, demands that Andy jail a moonshiner even though it's Christmas Eve and the man was hoping to spend it with his family. Muggins: Sam Edwards. Bess: Margaret Kerry. Ethie: Joy Ellison. Ellie: Elinor Donahue. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
A mysterious stranger (William Lanteau) spooks Mayberry's citizens by displaying an eerie familiarity with their lives, which leads the locals to believe he is a spy. Floyd: Walter Baldwin. Pete: George Dunn. Lucy: Marlene Willis. Mrs. Buntley: Sara Seegar. Bill: Pat Colby. George: William Erwin. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
A film producer (Dan Frazer) is enchanted by Mayberry's charm and wants to make a movie there, but the townfolk proceed to remake themselves in Hollywood's image. Mayor Pike: Dick Elliott. Orville: Jonathan Hole. Juanita: Josie Lloyd. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Debra's mom (Katherine Helmond) plans a surprise birthday party for her daughter, but a loose-lipped Ray spills the beans and then takes all the credit. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. Amy: Monica Horan. (Repeat).
The Barone clan visits Amy's pious parents, Hank and Pat (Fred Willard, Georgia Engel), on Thanksgiving and the day turns into a real turkey. The trouble begins when a bird is found injured outside, prompting Pat to take matters into her own hands with a shocking solution. Peter: Chris Elliott. Amy: Monica Horan. (Repeat).
Ray tries to make up for destroying his dad's collection of jazz records more than 30 years ago by giving him CDs of the same albums, but Frank the Grinch refuses them. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Debra agrees to help recruit new members for Frank's lodge, but Ray doesn't like all the time she's spending there and neither does Marie, who thinks it's shameful. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Garvin: Len Lesser. Max: Max Rosenthal. Albert: Albert Romano. Hilda: Bunny Levine. Mrs. Pechi: Norma Michaels. Mrs. Lopman: Elsa Raven. Hal: Cliff Bryant. (Repeat).
Debra gives Ally additional responsibilities, including laundry and baby-sitting chores, but Marie doesn't approve and thinks her granddaughter is being turned into a slave. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray gets upset with Debra and accuses her of turning the kids against him after he learns that she, Ally and the twins make bets about his behavior, such as whether he'll notice something new, forget something from the grocery store or remember to zip his pants. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray claims that Debra is always late on purpose, so he threatens to leave her behind if she's not ready on time for an important sports banquet they plan to attend. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Andy: Andy Kindler. (Repeat).
Doug is depressed when his cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) is hired as a driver at IPS and is given Doug's route after he turns in a faster time on the circuit. At home, Arthur gets upset with Holly after she tells him he is like a grandfather to her rather than like a dad. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Joey: Joey Kola. Fernandez: Edward Padilla. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).
Carrie can't control her urge to buy expensive clothes, wear them for a few days and then return them for a full refund. Elsewhere, Spence's new girlfriend (Rachel Dratch) is terrified of his dog and makes him decide between her and the pooch. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Marc: Dennis Cockrum. Uli: Monika Schnarre. Heindrich: Mookie Barker. (Repeat).