2024-10-17
Doug invites Ray Barone (Ray Romano) to crash at his house while both of their wives are out of town and the two go clubbing. Meanwhile, Carrie goes with Arthur to visit her mother's grave in New Jersey for the first time and is shocked when she reads the tombstone. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday. Father McDaniel: Nick Bakay. (Repeat).
To persuade Carrie to have a baby, Doug borrows an infant whom Danny is supposed to be taking care of to show Carrie what a good father he would be. Elsewhere, Arthur wants a coffee-shop manager to name him Customer of the Month, even though he rarely buys anything. (Repeat).
Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president (Bob Balaban) becomes obsessed with Elaine. Part 1 of two. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success. Russell: Bob Balaban. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. Joe: Leonard Termo. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Kramer's optometrist pal (Timothy Stack) replaces George's glasses with suspect frames. Amy: Anna Gunn. Blind Man: Rance Howard. Dog Owner: Tom Towles. Leo: Len Lesser. (Repeat).
Christine can't afford a fancy birthday bash for Ritchie, so she hosts a homemade party to show that money isn't a factor in fun, but Ritchie ends up with a new nickname at school: poor kid. (Repeat).
Richard insists that Ritchie meet his girlfriend, but he takes things too far when new Christine comes along to parents' night and makes a better impression than old Christine. (Repeat).
Christine begins to wonder if her marriage could have been saved after she runs into her old counselor and suspects the woman was not really trying to help them, especially after learning that Richard had an affair with her shortly after the separation. (Repeat).
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Mayberry anglers are amazed and dismayed when novice fisherman Howard catches a legendary fish from the lake. Howard: Jack Dodson. Floyd: Howard McNear. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee's plans for winning a rose contest---and beating rival Clara---are dashed when Opie hits the precious flower with a football. Simmons: Richard Collier. Tillie: Maxine Semon. Ella: Ruth Thom. Billy: John Reilly. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Clara: Hope Summers. (Repeat).
Andy is captured by two bank robbers (Charles Dierkop, Joe Turkel), and Howard and Otis attempt to rescue him. Otis: Hal Smith. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Goober returns from a hunting trip with a beard he's convinced makes him an intellectual, but he's the only one convinced. Bill: Richard Bull. Edna: Christina Burke. Goober: George Lindsey. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
Sidney (Allan Arbus) visits the 4077th as a casualty, but stays longer when personality clashes threaten camp morale. Tom: Michael O'Keefe. Igor: Peter Riegert. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Potter: Harry Morgan. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Written and directed by Alan Alda. (Repeat).
Charles describes the 4077th in a vitriolic tape to his parents; Klinger concocts a new scheme to get out of the army; B.J. has a little fun at Charles' expense. Patient: Thomas Carter. Korean Woman: Kimiko Hiroshige. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Klinger: Jamie Farr. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Directed by Burt Metcalfe. (Repeat).
The 4077th is left in the dark by a light-bulb shortage and also by a missing page from a murder mystery. Sgt. Hacker: Philip Baker Hall. Bigelow: Enid Kent. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).
En route to California to purchase a bull, Joe and Hoss are ambushed---and robbed of $15,000. Joe: Michael Landon. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Ben: Lorne Greene. Xavier: Ricardo Cortez. Cayetena: Barbara Luna. (Repeat).
Amy Todd is an honest woman who faces temptation when her outlaw husband flees, leaving her with $20,000---money she desperately needs. Todd: Michael Ansara. Matt: James Arness. Burke: Ted Jordan. Shem: Johnnie Whitaker. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. Thad: Roger Ewing. (Repeat).
An outlaw kidnaps Kitty, who makes a bid for freedom by turning the fugitive's daughter against him. Dal: Stephen McNally. Carrie: Kim Darby. Matt: James Arness. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).
A state official uses Matt's friendship with an outlaw in an attempt to nab the gunman and reward money. Farron: Steve Ihnat. Gunther: Sam Gilman. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
A fugitive using Mel Gates's identity must act fast when Matt arrives in town with an injured man---the real Gates. Ed: Albert Salmi. Gates: Hal Lynch. Doc: Milburn Stone. Timmons: Ken Mayer. (Repeat).
Fear gets the best of Barney when a couple of produce farmers who are illegally making sales refuse to obey his order to pack up. Matt: Orville Sherman. Neal: Allan Melvin. Wally: Norman Leavitt. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
The mayor refuses to let Mayberry's out-of-tune band enter the state competition, so Andy enlists help from professional musicians. Floyd: Howard McNear. Burly: Thom Carney. Freddy: Joseph Sirola. Fleet: Joseph Sirola. Phil: William Eben. (Repeat).
Floyd's pen-pal sweetheart (Doris Dowling) is coming for a visit, but she thinks he's a wealthy businessman. Floyd: Howard McNear. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Opie's jealous when Andy starts dating Peggy (Joanna Moore), the new county nurse, so he tries to break them up. This marks Peggy's first appearance. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Barney and Floyd are held hostage by three escaped women convicts in a cabin outside of town. Big Maude: Reta Shaw. Naomi: Jean Carson. Sally: Jane Dulo. Barney: Don Knotts. Floyd: Howard McNear. O'Malley: Willis Bouchey. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee drops hints to Andy that she wants a frilly bed jacket for a birthday present, but he doesn't pick up on them until it's too late. Mayor: Parley Baer. Hardware Clerk: Dabbs Greer. Clara: Hope Summers. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Ray learns that his parents have exchanged the toaster he gave them at Christmas for a coffeemaker. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Leann: Drenda Spohnholtz. (Repeat).
Ray's told that the only time he ever beat his father (Peter Boyle) at Ping-Pong was because the old man let him win, so he demands a rematch. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Marie (Doris Roberts) is disappointed to learn that Ray had a wild party at her house 20 years ago. Drunk Kid: Bradley Warden. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Policeman Robert turns a tad too "ethnic" after he begins hanging out socially with his black partner (Sherri Shepherd) and her pals. Sareesa: Shelly Robertson. Man: Kivi Rogers. (Repeat).
Ray and Robert put together a video testimonial to Frank (Peter Boyle) when he is named "Man of the Year" by his men's lodge. Marie: Doris Roberts. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Garvin: Len Lesser. (Repeat).
Frank (Peter Boyle) gets injured on the day of his and Marie's departure for a weekend cruise, so Ray accompanies her. Ted: Hiram Kasten. Walter: Jack Betts. Thelma: Bobbie Norman. (Repeat).
Ray and Robert scare up a plan to get even with Frank (Peter Boyle) for frightening them with disturbing bedtime stories when they were kids. Robert: Brad Garrett, Doug: Kevin James, Andy: Andy Kindler, Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti, Aileen: Leslie Windram, Marie: Doris Roberts, Debra: Patricia Heaton, Raymond: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Doug discovers that his mom is a great poker player so he persuades her to enter a high-stakes game; Spence tries to help Carrie lose her accent so she'll have a better chance of getting a promotion. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. (Repeat).
Doug and the guys rent an apartment over a Chinese restaurant to host their poker nights after Carrie tosses them out of the house. Also, Carrie gets Kirstie Alley as a client and is forced to eat large amounts of food in front of her as part of Alley's strange weight-loss program. (Repeat).