2024-07-03
Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new car, while Peg digs up the corpse to sell the engine. Cal: Gary Grubbs. Castro: Michael Sorich. Dr. Fisher: Rick Overton. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al's pursuit of his traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to a funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's pet turkey. Cameos by sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
In Branson, Mo., contest winners Peggy and Kelly get to open for Tammy Wynette. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act. Desk Clerk: Brent Hinkley. Emcee: Ritchie Montgomery. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal the D'Arcys' nativity scene; Peggy bakes a gingerbread replica of the neighborhood. Gary: Janet Carroll. Hal: Jonathan Mangum. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Women calling themselves "Female Large American Beauties" take Al to task for his insults regarding women's weight. Leader: Diana Bellamy. Patty: Cassi Davis. Matilda: Danica Sheridan. Giant Woman: Jennifer Echols. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Al reprograms Peg when she gets amnesia after a bump on the head. The result is a woman who cooks and cleans, and even hires a ring girl when Al and the guys watch wrestling. Sally: Ron-Ann Frey. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Ike: Tom McCleister. (Repeat).
The queens perform in diva worship talk shows. (Repeat).
The queens get political in a "Grease" inspired musical set in the "Trump School For Girls"; Rachel Maddow makes a guest appearance; and Tiffany Pollard and Joel McHale guest judge. (Repeat).
The queens compete in a spooky pageant of monster-inspired couture and showcase three Halloween inspired looks. (Repeat).
The drag queens participate in the 69th International Draglympics. (Repeat).
Karen fears losing her cushy position as Stan's trophy wife; Will and Jack are stunned when their favorite party-boy couple become dads. Joe: Jerry Levine. Larry: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).
At Grace's interior-design firm, an impressionable new intern (Natasha Lyonne) causes chaos by emulating Karen. Meanwhile, Will and Jack muck up a gay-sensitivity seminar for local cops. Terry: Suzanne Krull. Annie: Henriette Mantel. (Repeat).
To save his failing cabaret act, Jack unsheathes his claws and writes nasty new material based on Will's private life; Ben (Gregory Hines) resists Grace's attempt to dump him. (Repeat).
A "Cyrano de Bergerac"-style plot has Jack borrowing Will's words to impress a crush (Patrick Dempsey), while an ex (Jeremy Piven) asks an amazed Grace to join him in a threesome with his new lover (Maria Pitillo). (Repeat).
The local drive-in theatre is closing and the girls decide to pay it one last visit on the final night it's open. However, chaos reigns when people begin to loot the theatre and Blair gets into a cat fight. (Repeat).
Jo's father takes a liking to Blair's mother (Marj Dusay) and---who knows?---Jo and Blair might wind up as stepsisters. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
Blair runs the store while Mrs. Garrett is away. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Warner: Nicolas Coster. Kevin: Ryan Cassidy. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. (Repeat).
The girls try to persuade Natalie to enroll at Langley, but Natalie has plans of her own. Evie Green: Mitzi Hoag. Walt: George O. Petrie. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
A former Eastland girl, now an author, interviews the girls for her latest book she's writing. In the interviews the girls each open up about their friendships and school life. (Repeat).
The girls return from vacation to find that Edna's Edibles has been gutted by fire. Part 1 of three. Lisa Whelchel, Kim Fields, Mindy Cohn, Nancy McKeon, Charlotte Rae. (Repeat).
George Clooney joins the cast as George Burnett, a slightly inept builder who's hired to transform the remains of Edna's Edibles into a boutique. Part 2 of three. Charlotte Rae, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Whelchel. (Repeat).
The girls finally open their new shop, which is called, Over Our Heads, which sells a mixture of trendy, nostalgic memorabilia. However, the opening day may be the closing day, when they don't get quite the reception they were hoping for. (Repeat).
Jo is offered a job at a major company which is tempting but this causes her to reevaluate her dream of becoming a teacher. (Repeat).
A TV moppet starring in Maxwell's musical says he wants to leave show business after talking with Fran. Bob Barker and columnist Liz Smith have cameos. Jack: J.D. Daniels. Fran: Fran Drescher. Captain: Wayne C. Dvorak. (Repeat).
In support of animal rights, Fran refuses to wear a mink she inherits from a deceased relative. But the fur flies when her mother finds out. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Marsha: Nancy Frangione. (Repeat).
Fran refuses to cross a picket line at the reception for Maxwell's musical version of "Norma Rae." Sally Jessy Raphael has a cameo. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
A bandaged-up celebrity secretly moves in to recuperate from surgery, and Maxwell refuses to tell Fran who it is. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Ira: Marvin Nathan. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Erik Estrada escorts Fran to her summer-camp reunion, where she needs a date to impress an old rival. Fran: Fran Drescher. Val: Rachel Chagall. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Niles: Daniel Davis. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).
Brighton joins Fran's mother's canasta team. Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme have cameos. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).
After Fran learns that Maxwell's made a will that names her as the kids' guardian, she thinks he has a potentially fatal heart condition. Fran: Fran Drescher. Doug Emerson: Michael Winters. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Val: Rachel Chagall. (Repeat).
Yetta becomes the unlikely love interest of a legendary playwright, whose unfinished opus is Maxwell's object of desire. Roger Clinton has a cameo. Dakota Williams: Ray Stricklyn. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Fran: Fran Drescher. (Repeat).
Fran assumes a male nanny with whom she's compatible must be gay. Kurt: Christopher Rich. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Grace: Madeline Zima. Willy: Jake Richardson. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Maxwell and C.C. seek movie rights for a project with Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Fran: Fran Drescher. Niles: Daniel Davis. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).
Fran earns her candy stripes by substituting for Maggie as a hospital volunteer. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).
Fran provides refuge for her sister (Ellen Ratner), whose marriage has broken up. But the siblings don't get along harmoniously. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
Fran enters a kissing contest to be the cover girl for an album recorded by Billy Ray Cyrus (who appears as himself). Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Manager: David Carpenter. Val: Rachel Chagall. Sean: Scott Whyte. (Repeat).
Tyne Daly plays Fran's friend, a veteran nanny whose retirement causes Fran to worry about her own future. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Addy: Adeline Drescher. Lupe: Irene Olga Lopez. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
Fran helps a struggling actress (Tracy Nelson) snag a job at a Queens hair salon called The Chatterbox. Mr. Anthony: Patrick Cassidy. Kim: Lauren Tom. Claude: Edward Hibbert. Mimo: J.D. Daniels. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. (Repeat).
Fran's purse is snatched, and, alas, the bag contained a Shakespearean document belonging to Maxwell. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Det. Shoenfeld: William Bumiller. Mugger: Alex Nevil. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Embellishments to her life story make Fran reluctant to meet her pen pal in person. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. Grace: Madeline Zima. (Repeat).