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In 2019, Olaf and Fritha set out to build on a tricky slice of land in West Sussex, boxed in by an A-road and a train line. Kevin returns to see how their triangular triumph is faring.

Phil visits a coastal farmhouse surrounded by sculpture at Kaipara Harbour and tours an incredible bachelor pad on a remote beach at a private Te Arai golf course.

Broad comedy. Disgraced ex-pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) escapes from hospital to board the first commercial flight to the moon. But a computer glitch imperils the journey. Nudity.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of our biggest and best TV programmes.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Munya Chawawa take on Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney in the game show mash-up. With Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Don Rodolfo.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sarah Millican and Phil Wang take on Tom Allen and Roisin Conaty. Sam Campbell joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley.

Peta is rushed to A&E after being knocked unconscious coming off her motorbike. Callum has a badly prolapsed stoma. And Libby's been hit in the face playing hockey.

The first hosts, Karen MacDonald and Geoff Thomson, hope to offer a slice of Zen at their relaxing retreat, Just B, in Edinburgh. But there are dirty discoveries in a dog-friendly room.

The second visit is to Glencoe Villa Guest House in Featherstone, West Yorkshire, owned by Ewa Hunt. But the homely bedrooms aren't to everyone's taste and there's a debate over dinner.

Uncle and nephew Stefan Carron and Nick Edwards host at The Fox Inn in Stourton, Staffordshire. Will Stefan's celebrity name dropping impress their guests.

Tony Carlin and his partner Natalie Briggs host the final visit, at The New Inn in Derbyshire. But some of the guests question its 'luxury' label, and there's a no-show at breakfast.

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet to find out how much they've been paid. After dramatic discoveries and cutting comments, the winner is announced.

The competition begins in Perthshire, where hosts Lindsay and Pauline take their guests to a castle before finding themselves puzzled at feedback time.

The B&Bers head far north to Ross-shire, where hosts Diogo and Rafael lay on a classic Scottish offering. But there are tomato troubles and bacon bother at brekkie.

A lavatory letdown and some questionable prices cause concern at Janie and Paul's 16th-century hotel in Dumfries and Galloway.

During the week's final visit, to Morag and Jonny's glampsite in Berwickshire, the heat rises when two sets of guests fail to see eye to eye over the campfire.

After a tension-filled final visit, payment day promises to be a feisty affair. When the dust settles, who'll win the week.

Teresa, who moved to the UK from Portugal when she was five, wants to buy a holiday home on the western Algarve to reconnect with her roots. Are any of Laura Hamilton's properties perfect.

Sam and Brian love travelling and nowhere's captured their hearts quite like Lanzarote. Lee Juggurnauth shows them five homes for £240k; are any of them the dream.

Jasmine Harman travels to Portugal's western Algarve to help Leslie and Clive from Wiltshire find the perfect property for their retirement. Will their budget stretch to their dream home.

John and Karly dream of owning a holiday home on Spain's Costa Almería for all their family to enjoy. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £90k can buy.

Mark has a lifelong love of Italy, and having recently retired, he's set his sights on a bolthole in Puglia. Can Laura Hamilton find him a perfect place for his £80k.

Rooman and Richard dream of buying a holiday bolthole in sunny Fuengirola for quick getaways whenever they get the chance. Can Jean Johansson find them the one for their budget of £130k.

An expert insight into making comedy gold. Sir Lenny Henry meets Paul Whitehouse to explore the comedy creations of this master of sketches and hilarious characters.

Love Island, Shania Twain at Glastonbury, The Nevermets, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (Cuddle Therapy) and ITV News (Biden v Trump).

Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Munya Chawawa take on Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney in the game show mash-up. With Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Don Rodolfo.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sarah Millican and Phil Wang take on Tom Allen and Roisin Conaty. Sam Campbell joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley.

Our five weary contestants compete one last time, in a grand final featuring tiny chairs, giant eggs and a honking Alex Horne. But who'll lift the legendary Taskmaster trophy.

Bill and Sir Trevor McDonald explore Dedham Vale, the Essex-Suffolk border and the Stour Estuary, as they explore the home of the artist John Constable.

In 2019, Olaf and Fritha set out to build on a tricky slice of land in West Sussex, boxed in by an A-road and a train line. Kevin returns to see how their triangular triumph is faring.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen checks out the UK's most unconventional and eclectic homes, including a barn that pays homage to Treasure Island and a magnificently mosaicked house.

A dramatic rooftop protest at Krusty Burger inspires Lisa to become an eco-radical - especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is..

Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws.

In Windsor, Henry Cole finds an Austrian moped that's missing just one key item: an engine. And Simon O'Brien is taken with a fibreglass suit of armour called Ralph.

In West Sussex, there's a dramatic revelation over dessert, as Bettina and Giovanni's Italian cuisine takes on Dave and Linda's French fine dining, and Chris and Ewelina's home-made menu.

Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression.

Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion, because every time a reunion comes up, he has bad luck.

The competition begins in Perthshire, where hosts Lindsay and Pauline take their guests to a castle before finding themselves puzzled at feedback time.

Debra and Greg look for a holiday home in the beautiful countryside of Murcia, which one day they hope to make their permanent home. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy.

A cortijo in Spain reopens, a holiday village in France tries to get a star rating, and there's a landmark moment for a couple expanding their endeavours at their Italian borgo.

DJ Janelle hopes to take her guests on a culinary journey on an evening dedicated to her Jamaican heritage. Can she impress with dishes that honour her family values.

Dom hosts a party-animal-themed night with a twist... there's no animal on his vegan menu! Will his meat-eating guests be impressed, or need a burger on the way home.

Entrepreneur Tamika hosts the second carnival-themed night of the week - with a limbo contest for good measure! Can she raise the bar to be crowned carnival queen.

Will beautician Cherie's traditional pub grub and a pampering sesh leave her sitting pretty at the top of the leaderboard.

On the final night, sales manager Jon hosts an Italian-themed evening, including wine that he's made himself. But will the scoring be as free-flowing as the swigging.

Teachers Dominic and Helen dream of owning a holiday home in Calpe on Spain's Costa Blanca. Will any of Jasmine Harman's options for their £130k get top marks.

Bill and Sir Trevor McDonald explore Dedham Vale, the Essex-Suffolk border and the Stour Estuary, as they explore the home of the artist John Constable.

Alan Cumming gets a serious Royal Scotsman pampering, before he heads to the Isle of Bute for a tour of Mount Stuart and has an exclusive tour of Pitlochry's Theatre in the Hills.

An expert insight into making comedy gold. Sir Lenny Henry meets Paul Whitehouse to explore the comedy creations of this master of sketches and hilarious characters.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of our biggest and best TV programmes.

Our five weary contestants compete one last time, in a grand final featuring tiny chairs, giant eggs and a honking Alex Horne. But who'll lift the legendary Taskmaster trophy.

Love Island, Shania Twain at Glastonbury, The Nevermets, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (Cuddle Therapy) and ITV News (Biden v Trump).

It's Asia, The Day of The Jackal and Married at First Sight UK this time on the 'Box. Also, The Chase Celebrity Special, Love Triangle Australia and James May and the Dull Men.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Munya Chawawa take on Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney in the game show mash-up. With Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Don Rodolfo.

Mick is rushed to Queen's with suspected sepsis. Keith arrives with one of the highest heart rates the department has ever seen. And Jillian has had a fall at a charity event.

Homer asks Mr Burns for a pay rise after the family have to dress up as a mariachi band and sing for their dinner. But Mr Burns has a better idea..

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington.

In Crewe, Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo meet rock 'n' roller Billy, who lives in a house that's frozen in time in the 1950s.

In Bournemouth, there are two vegetarian menus, a courgette contraption, and a glamorous kitchen assistant who fails to assist, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test.

Frasier's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone and, when he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles.

Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper.

The B&Bers head far north to Ross-shire, where hosts Diogo and Rafael lay on a classic Scottish offering. But there are tomato troubles and bacon bother at brekkie.

Liv's dreamt of owning a holiday home on stunning Cyprus for years and is finally ready to make it happen. With a budget of £87k, can Ben Hillman make her dream come true.

A man fights to save two abandoned villages in an earthquake-ravaged area of Umbria, and a French hamlet's 14th-century farm buildings get modernised.

Estate agent Susie dedicates her evening to her mixed heritage, serving up tried-and-tested Persian dishes... and a risky Irish dessert that she's only ever made once.

Animation graduate Michael pulls out all the stops with his homemade pasta and chocolate fondant, but it's his entertainment that really leaves a lasting impression..

Events company owner Shivz hopes her cooking and poolside party will impress her guests. But will talk of pelicans, politics and professions throw a curve ball.

Insurance underwriter Fraser treats his guests to an Asian-inspired menu on an evening filled with stand-up surprises, a clash over cruises and a sunset singalong.

PR executive Melissa hopes that her menu of Greek Cypriot classics will guarantee her guests a smashing time - but can anyone pronounce her starters.

Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

More air-fryer fare flair with Jamie Oliver, including chicken and mushroom pastry parcels, charred veg and fluffy flatbread and a lusciously-layered choccy burnt cheesecake.

It's the semi-final and the bakers show off their patisserie prowess with breakfast pastries and a classic-but-theatrical Technical. Who'll make final-worthy fruit entremets.

Quentin Tarantino's WWII action-adventure with Brad Pitt. A squad of Jewish American soldiers go Nazi-hunting in occupied France. With Christoph Waltz and Michael Fassbender.

Bill and Sir Trevor McDonald explore Dedham Vale, the Essex-Suffolk border and the Stour Estuary, as they explore the home of the artist John Constable.

In 2013, Jon and Noreen started building a giant treehouse in Gloucestershire. By 2016, the money ran out. Are they finally living up in the trees.

Rachael and Tim can't agree on whether to stay in their Wandsworth semi or up sticks. Can Kirstie's plan give them more space, or will Phil's wow-factor homes win.

We catch up with Zoe and Jason in Edinburgh, whose £1m couldn't even get them their own front door! And we're back with Ahmad and Lois at their unrecognisable abode in Sheffield.

After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan.

In New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working.

In Maidenhead, Simon O'Brien falls in love with an old ship's carpenter's chest, which he wants to gently restore, while Henry Cole renovates a miniature Tether car.

In Bournemouth, Karen and her wife Lindsay share their family favourites, hopeless romantics Matt and Jay serve up a traditional Russian feast, and David and Elaine bicker in the kitchen.

Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed, while Martin persuades him to date Duke's daughter Marie.

Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash.

A lavatory letdown and some questionable prices cause concern at Janie and Paul's 16th-century hotel in Dumfries and Galloway.

Joanne and former bodybuilding champion Darren hope to find the perfect holiday home on Spain's eastern Costa del Sol. Can Jean Johansson find a strong enough contender for their £180k.

The owners of a holiday-village-turned-B&B create a living space for themselves. A man's plans to save two villages in Umbria finally come to fruition.

Fishmonger Hayley is hoping to reel in her guests with her nautical dinner party. But will her sea-themed menu impress, or will she be a fish out of water.

Restaurant manager Kam treats her guests to an evening of cheesy courses, sides of pizza and rodeo rides. But will her efforts be gouda enough to bag her the grand.

Entertainment manager James hopes to wow his guests with a menu inspired by his travels to Nashville, Tennessee, including finger food and an extravagant exercise class.

Jeweller Angela hopes to bedazzle her guests with a traditional all-Italian, tried-and-tested menu. Will there be amore galore, or could it be a pasta disaster.

Business developer Nick tops the week off with a 1940s wartime-themed evening, featuring a menu inspired by Winston Churchill and some fighter pilot training.

Best pals and horse riders Helen and Nikki want a home together where they can enjoy Andalucían culture. Are any of Leah Charles-King's options for £150k hot to trot.

Jacqui is on a mission to find her dream holiday home to share with her husband Adrian for £70,000. Ben Hillman delivers five fantastic properties on Spain's popular southern Costa Blanca.

It's the semi-final and the bakers show off their patisserie prowess with breakfast pastries and a classic-but-theatrical Technical. Who'll make final-worthy fruit entremets.

A minute-by-minute account of the most destructive tsunami in modern times, told through jaw-dropping archive and powerful personal testimonies of survival and loss.

...Wave Hit: Amazing tales of survival, and agonising stories of tragic loss, with eyewitness accounts and jaw-dropping footage of the most destructive tsunami in modern times.

Action sequel with Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin. Two operatives must create a gang war to stop Mexican drug cartels smuggling terrorists into the US.

Our five weary contestants compete one last time, in a grand final featuring tiny chairs, giant eggs and a honking Alex Horne. But who'll lift the legendary Taskmaster trophy.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Munya Chawawa take on Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney in the game show mash-up. With Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Don Rodolfo.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen enjoys a heavenly Venetian palazzo, delights his senses at a kawaii home with ice cream lights and cotton candy walls, and gets tickled pink at a shrine.

Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their lack of experience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help.

Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo head to Woking, where their finds include a sidecar to be transformed into a boat, and a water cylinder that Simon thinks could be a trendy lamp.

In Glasgow, Andrew and Sophia serve Swedish cuisine, Brian and Victoria's 'vaguely Scottish' theme doesn't go to plan, and David and Sarah serve up Russian, Armenian and American dishes.

The Seal Who Came to Dinner: While hosting a dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly, washed-up seal carcass.

Unemployed Roz is happy to hear that KACL might be rehiring everyone.

During the week's final visit, to Morag and Jonny's glampsite in Berwickshire, the heat rises when two sets of guests fail to see eye to eye over the campfire.

Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream.

Sewage works at a holiday-village-turned-B&B lead to a fascinating subterranean discovery. In Normandy, a couple transform an outbuilding into a holiday gîte.

IT manager Bea serves up an international night inspired by her travels. But there's confusion over her Cretan feta and her geographical guessing game goes nowhere.

Wine connoisseur Adam plans to impress his guests with fine food and posh plonk. But will a custard catastrophe jeopardise his score.

On the third night, cycling enthusiast Steve plans an evening of globetrotting cuisine. But a hot sauce challenge leaves Adam red-faced.

Mum-of-four Lisa plans a night of 'pure entertainment', featuring back-to-basics grub and an interpretive dance challenge.

Hairdresser Lorna hosts the final night of the week, featuring a cremated main and some shocking revelations, before the winner is announced.

Sally and Tony love Cyprus so much that they want to buy a holiday home there. Laura Hamilton shows Sally and her sister-in-law Sharon, who already lives there, what £125k can buy.

In Laceby, Matt's on a mission to convert a derelict bakery in his back garden into a home for his sister and nephew. Will his tight budget of £50k be enough dough.

We catch up with Georgie and Louis in London. Are they still in the flat Kirstie secured for them? And have Lauren and Noel injected character into their Northumberland new build.

Mick is rushed to Queen's with suspected sepsis. Keith arrives with one of the highest heart rates the department has ever seen. And Jillian has had a fall at a charity event.

It's the semi-final and the bakers show off their patisserie prowess with breakfast pastries and a classic-but-theatrical Technical. Who'll make final-worthy fruit entremets.

Lorraine Kelly, Phil Wang and Vogue Williams devour the Patisserie Week semi-final with Jo. Whose buttery breakfast pastries melted the judges' hearts.