2024-09-08
A night at Mike's piano bar gives Monica a very showy moment in the spotlight; Ross tries to move on after spying Rachel and Gavin's kiss; Chandler employs his secret skill to repair Joey's botched eyebrow-waxing job. Mike: Paul Rudd. Gavin: Dermot Mulroney. Michelle: Jennifer Aspen. Molly: Melissa George. (Repeat).
To get Ross and Rachel back together, Joey and Phoebe find them dire blind-date options, including a loser (Jon Lovitz) from Monica's past. Meanwhile, the Bings try to balance baby-making with baby-sitting and nearly get busted when Emma up and disappears. Waiter No. 1: Sam Pancake. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a pompous actor-director (Jeff Goldblum); Ross and Phoebe discover a secret link after being mugged together on the street; and Chandler's advertising internship gets off to an impressive---and depressing---start. Jordan: Teck Holmes. Lowell: Kyle Gass. Steve: Phill Lewis. (Repeat).
Mike (Paul Rudd) and Phoebe decide to live together, and she's thinking that it could be only the beginning. "Load up the Volvo," she says to Ross. "I want to be a soccer mom!" Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica are having money woes, so each goes to Joey to borrow money (without the other knowing, of course). And now that Emma's crawling, Rachel decides that it's time to baby-proof her apartment. (Re
Chandler's jokey entry on his and Ross's college Web site leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead---and obviously unpopular---Geller; Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite stuffed animal; Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid a post-breakup tryst with Mike (Paul Rudd). Tom: Ernie Grunwald. Kori: Ivana Milicevic. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Overcome with lottery fever, the gang buys up a block of tickets, causing a division over the division of the potential Powerball winnings. Meanwhile, Chandler learns the fate of his internship at the ad agency. Steve: Phill Lewis. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).
Rachel has an unsettling dream involving Joey. (Or is it his soap character, Drake?) Ross fills in for Monica on Chandler's weekend getaway. (He's not a cheap date.) And Phoebe, guitar in hand, camps out in front of Monica's restaurant. (Monica isn't amused.) (Repeat).
Joey's soap-star-studded party helps Rachel forget about getting romantic with her roomie, who catches the eye---and maybe more---of Ross's newest love interest (Aisha Tyler). Meanwhile, Chandler endures the attacks of a man-hater (Alex Borstein) during a wild one-woman show. Daytime actors Matthew Ashford and Kyle Lowder appear in cameos. Dirk: Ethan Erickson. (Repeat).
Rachel runs into a familiar face during her free massage from one of Phoebe's corporate-chain foes, while the Bings try to run away from a frightening face at their doctor's office. Meanwhile, Ross tutors Joey on the ways to win over a brainiac like Charlie (Aisha Tyler), who may have her mind set on another man. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Nurse: Myra Turley. (Repeat).
Chandler eyes up---and picks out---a coworker (John Stamos) who could be the prime sperm donor for him and Monica; Phoebe runs into an ex (Hank Azaria) en route to a party where she plans to spite Mike; Rachel buddies up to Charlie after opening her big mouth about Joey; and Ross secures a speaking gig in the tropics. (Repeat).
Conclusion. A rainy trip to the tropics pits Monica against Mike in a ping-pong showdown, and puts Joey in line to break Rachel's heart and bust Ross in a very compromising position. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Mike: Paul Rudd. (Repeat).
Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Monica comes up with a corny fix for her rapidly growing 'fro. Back in New York, Phoebe is forced to dump Mike's girlfriend for him after realizing that she's engaged to another woman's beau. Precious: Anne Dudek. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Mike: Paul Rudd. (Repeat).
Ross's bogus reaction to Joey and Rachel's romance leads to a disastrous dinner date with them, a confused Charlie and too many margaritas. Meanwhile, Chandler slips up in front of a couple's adopted son; and Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) returns to ask Phoebe a very important---and inappropriate---favor. Charlie: Aisha Tyler. Owen: Daryl Sabara. Colleen: Kelly Waymire. (Repeat).
Dave accidentally knocks out the Butlers' power during a heat wave, so Calvin and Tina spend the night at the Johnsons' home, where Calvin makes a surprising discovery about Dave. Also, Malcolm has some fun at Marty's expense when he crashes at his little brother's refurbished apartment. (Repeat).
The Butlers and Johnsons decide to go on a double-date and everyone gets more than they bargained for at a new restaurant. (Repeat).
Dave and Tina discover a common bond when they attend a concert together. Also, Gemma seeks the Butlers' help when an unwelcome visitor takes up residence in the Johnson home. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs wants Squidward to work harder, so he tells him about a crab that eats lazy employees. Later, SpongeBob longs to meet his newest hero, Kenny the Cat. (Repeat).
Patrick is thrilled to be offered a job as a sign-holder at Krusty Krab, but he has trouble wearing the required hat; SpongeBob and Patrick have fun in a new toy store, until they accidentally get locked in. (Repeat).
SpongeBob and Patrick become trapped in an alternate dimension where anything they draw comes to life; Patrick and SpongeBob help Bubble Bass move out of his mother's basement. (Repeat).
SpongeGar, Patar and Squog, prehistoric cave-dwelling ancestors who live in Bikini Bottom, B.C., experience an underwater thunderstorm that leads to the discovery of fire, and right behind that, barbecuing. (Repeat).
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house; Patrick hits a growth spurt in his late adolescence. (Repeat).
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil; the Star family house runs away from home. (Repeat).
A snowy day brings SpongeBob out to play, but Squid is reluctant to join in the fun. Later, Mr. Krabs foolishly sells a novelty hat worth millions. (Repeat).
Plankton's pet has puppies, and he uses them in another of his nefarious plots; Mr. Krabs is scared to get his physical, but he has to pass it in order to keep the Krusty Krab open. (Repeat).
Carla Gugino (Repeat).
Rock and Scissors discover that Paper invents more effectively when he is upset. So, as his buddies, they attempt to infuriate him. After Scissors fractures his arm, he attempts to hide it from Paper so he doesn't have to hear her remark, "I was right." (Repeat).
In the second installment of The Boss Baby franchise, the estranged Templeton brothers team up as adults-turned-babies after consuming a magical formula. They embark on an undercover mission (with the help of a new generation of BabyCorp agents) to thwart an evil mastermind's machinations. (Repeat).
This uproarious animated comedy follows the high jinks that ensue when an ordinary human unwittingly checks in at the Hotel Transylvania during the same time Dracula is busy hosting a monsters-only birthday party for his daughter. (Repeat).
Drac and his monster friends turn into humans as Johnny turns into a monster — after Van Helsing's 'Monsterfication Ray' ricochets across the castle. Unwilling to accept his return to humanity, Drac searches desperately for a way to restore the status quo. (Repeat).
In the second installment of The Boss Baby franchise, the estranged Templeton brothers team up as adults-turned-babies after consuming a magical formula. They embark on an undercover mission (with the help of a new generation of BabyCorp agents) to thwart an evil mastermind's machinations. (Repeat).
The return of their cloying old chum (Jennifer Coolidge) pits Monica against Phoebe; Joey and Rachel have a hard time getting romantic with one another; and a series of tanning-salon snafus leads to a Ross of a different color. (Repeat).
Emma's first birthday goes from cute to criminal after Rachel realizes that her bunny-shaped cake would feel more at home at a bachelorette party. So while she and Ross race to replace it, the rest fight over who gets to leave before it's too late to carry out their own plans. Judy: Christina Pickles. Jack: Elliott Gould. Estelle: June Gable. (Repeat).