2024-07-26
Doug dreams he's a character caught lying on "The Honeymooners," "Wheel of Fortune" and "The Young and the Restless," after he lies to Carrie and begins to worry she's going to find out. Guest stars include Pat Sajak, Vanna White, Melody Thomas Scott, Peter Bergman and Scott Reeves. (Repeat).
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. Big mistake. When Carrie finds out, she goes ballistic and turns her father's care over to Doug. A bigger mistake. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Enid: Pamela Gordon. Chick: J.J. Johnston. (Repeat).
Doug looks for work after he quits his job and is turned down by a rival delivery service that he thought had guaranteed him a position. Also, neighbor Lou Ferrigno asks Carrie to help him apply tanning lotion and she gets carried away with her own tan. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Mosko: Steve Mosko. Chip: Michael Yavnieli. Mitch: Craig Anton. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law." Sidra: Teri Hatcher. Jackie: Phil Morris. Soup Nazi: Larry Thomas. (Repeat).
A woman whom Jerry met on the road is coming to town---and wants to stay with him. Laura: Pamela Brull. George: Jason Alexander. Claire: Lee Garlington. (Repeat).
From 1990: Jerry wants to ask his ex-girlfriend (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) for information about a woman. Vanessa: Lynn Clark. Mom: Liz Sheridan. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christine attempts to prove that she can take care of herself when Barb and Matthew move out and Ritchie departs for science camp. (Repeat).
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent after Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but her overprotective nature turns out to be just as bad, if not worse. (Repeat).
Christine befriends a scatterbrained mom (Kristen Johnston) at Ritchie's school, but she soon grows weary of being the responsible one in the relationship. (Repeat).
Romantic feelings are rekindled between Christine and Richard after Marly and Lindsay's labor evokes memories of their son's birth. (Repeat).
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Goober is made a deputy when Andy comes down with the flu and is bedridden for several days. But it's Mayberry that really suffers, because of Goober's ticket-happy ways. Elmo: Vince Barnett. Doc Roberts: Charles Thompson. Harvey: Anthony Jochim. Alvin: Hollis Morrison. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Howard leaves Mayberry for a Caribbean paradise, but he soon realizes that a life of beachcombing is not for him. Proprietor: Harry Dean Stanton. Grover: Don Keefer. Wes: Sam Greene. Sebastian: Mark Brown. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Goober buys Wally's gas station, but then starts worrying about all of the problems that come with ownership. George: Bo Hopkins. Cyrus: George Cisar. Fred: David Ketchum. Harry: James McCallion. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee becomes the hostess of a local TV cooking show and discovers that it conflicts with her family life. The episode was written by James L. Brooks two-and-a-half years before he created Mary Tyler Moore's hit sitcom. Brooks also went on to win two Oscars for writing and directing the film "Terms of Endearment." This is the first of two episodes he wrote for this series. Phillips: Don Keefer.
Part 1 of two. The generator goes on the fritz while quick-fix artist Radar is on R & R; Potter and B.J. improvise with a patient's treatment. Patty: Marilyn Jones. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Olsen: Michael O'Dwyer. Lagrow: Tony Cristino. Hough: Arell Blanton. Reuss: Jon St. Elwood. Nurse: Gwen Farrell. Patterson: David Heveran. Driver: Richard Lee-Sung. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Despite Radar's hardship discharge, the urgency of finding a generator makes him think he's needed more in Korea than at home. Van Kirk: Lee de Broux. Hondo: Whitney Rydbeck. Dispatcher: David Dozer. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Potter: Harry Morgan. B.J.: Mike Farrell. The teleplay, by Ken Levine and David Isaacs, was nominated for Emmy and Writers Guild Awards. (Repeat).
Klinger has a tough time getting used to being company clerk; B.J. learns some discouraging news about Radar's visit with his family. Rosie: Eileen Saki. Igor: Jeff Maxwell. Baker: Jan Jorden. Nurse: Gwen Farrell. Klinger: Jamie Farr. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Charles S. Dubin won a Directors Guild Award and was nominated for an Emmy. The teleplay, by Jim Mulligan and John
Mulcahy helps a nurse (Alexandra Stoddart) with her studies for medical school, but is unnerved by her warm display of appreciation. Meanwhile, the camp deals with a water shortage, but Charles has somehow remained remarkably clean. Igor: Jeff Maxwell. Kelly: Kellye Nakahara. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Margaret: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).
Ben joins an Army patrol in an attempt to rescue Hoss and a badly wounded Joe from Indians. Mulvaney: James Gregory. Estelle: Bettye Ackerman. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Joe: Michael Landon. Dawson: Joe De Santis. Anna: Jane Zachary. Frazier: Douglas Kennedy. (Repeat).
Chad Timpson fears that his criminal past will be exposed by a violent conflict involving his girlfriend, his brother and a former partner. Matt: James Arness. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Doc: Milburn Stone. Phillips: Warren Kemmerling. Madge: Gail Kobe. Orv: Tom Skerritt. (Repeat).
Ex-fighter Bull Bannock teams up with a con artist to pressure Kitty into selling the Long Branch. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Matt: James Arness. Professor: Dan Tobin. Thad: Roger Ewing. Gopher: Ralph Rose. (Repeat).
As a murderer waits for his partners to free him, Matt tries to determine how and when the men will strike. Boles: Tom Stern. Ivy: Kit Smythe. Matt: James Arness. Oro: Henry Darrow. Warren: Robert Knapp. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).
Matt faces unknown danger on a cattle drive, where one of the drovers plots to free the marshal's prisoner. Virgil: Leif Erickson. Doc: Milburn Stone. Craddock: William C. Watson. Ross: Victor French. Thad: Roger Ewing. (Repeat).
Barbershop business is booming---and Mayberry's women are getting jealous---when a pretty manicurist (Barbara Eden) sets up shop at Floyd's. Floyd: Howard McNear. Sam: Sherwood Keith. Barney: Don Knotts. Mayor Pike: Dick Elliott. Emma: Cheerio Meredith. (Repeat).
Andy tries to convince the townsfolk that Henry Bennett (John Qualen) isn't a jinx, even though the hapless man's mere presence always coincides with disaster. Sam: Sherwood Keith. Art: Frank Warren. Leon: Clint Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney, who are under criticism from the state police, try to recapture a convict Barney allowed to escape from the Mayberry jail. Doc: Allan Melvin. Horton: Ken Lynch. Goss: Fred Sherman. Art: Frank Warren. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Barney becomes Opie's track coach, after Opie sets his sights on winning a medal in a 50-yard-dash competition at the Sheriff's Boys' Day race. Joe: Bob McQuain. Fred: Pat Coghlan. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Members of the town choir want to give their newest singer---sour-sounding Barney---the hook, but no one has the heart to do it. John: Olan Soule. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
The out-of-towner (Jay Novello) chosen as the Founder's Day guest of honor turns out to be an expert pickpocket who now literally has the keys to the city. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
Raymond is smarting when he gets the results of an IQ test that he and Debra (Patricia Heaton) took as part of Robert's criminal-psychology course. Robert: Brad Garrett. Bernie: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).
Ray gets into hot water with Debra (Patricia Heaton) when he tries to deny that he's attracted to a saucy waitress (Tina Arning) at Nemo's Pizzeria. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Nemo: Joseph V. Perry. Suzy: Susan Varon. (Repeat).
Frank (Peter Boyle) believes he has the write stuff when Reader's Digest publishes one of his anecdotes. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
After a marital blowup, Marie (Doris Roberts) crashes at Raymond and Debra's, while Frank (Peter Boyle) savors his suddenly single status. Robert: Brad Garrett. Raymond: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Raymond's globe-trotting in-laws (Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) visit and invite his fusty parents to a fancy restaurant. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Raymond: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray gets dealt into the poker game of his father (Peter Boyle) and his cronies. Garvin: Len Lesser. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Eddie: Murray Rubin. (Repeat).
Feathers are ruffled when Debra (Patricia Heaton) suggests Thanksgiving dinner be held at their house, with striped bass as the main course. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Mel: Phil Leeds. (Repeat).
Doug and Deacon attempt to thwart a date Carrie set up between Kelly and a computer guy (Joseph C. Phillips) from Carrie's work. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Mickey: Andre Canty. Frank: Mookie Barker. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).
Doug, Carrie and Arthur have an unpleasant visit with Doug's parents (Jenny O'Hara, Dakin Matthews) at the airport during a layover when Doug argues with them over their living will. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Clerk: J.P. Manoux. Ticket Agent: Jason Packham. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Father: Roger Eschbacher. (Repeat).