2024-09-07
Doug (Kevin James) buys a motorcycle after he takes a ride on Richie's new "hog." That seriously annoys Carrie and gives her an idea. Dirk: Don Harvey. Carrie: Leah Remini. Richie: Larry Romano. (Repeat).
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends but then he becomes jealous when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor (Myndy Crist). Pete: Mason Canter. Carrie: Leah Remini. Deacon: Victor Williams. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug accidentally shoots himself in a rather sensitive area with a staple gun. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to secure a loan to turn a room in their house into an office. Rhonda: Jeanine Jackson. Maria: Lillian Hurst. Pete: Mason Canter. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie agree to become godparents to Deacon and Kelly's newborn, but then change their minds. Meanwhile, Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel store where he works. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Bill: Frantz Turner. Robin: Charmin Lee. Neal: Joe Marinelli. Kenny: Jeremy Guskin. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac. Part 1 of two. Cable Guy: Walter Olkewicz. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Conclusion. George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad (Barney Martin). Jack: Sandy Baron. Evelyn: Ann Guilbert. Mrs. Choate: Frances Bay. Herb: Bill Macy. (Repeat).
Elaine fails a drug test---twice---and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno has a cameo. Leo: Len Lesser. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christine encourages Ritchie's school principal to let the students take a subway on a field trip to teach them street smarts, but it's Christine who gets left at the station. (Repeat).
Christine plans to take Ritchie on his first family vacation to Florida, but things go horribly wrong. (Repeat).
Richard plans a surprise wedding while Christine takes a very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu nuptials. (Repeat).
Max attempts to help Christine make a major life change when she realizes her five-year car lease is up and her life hasn't evolved much during that period of time. (Repeat).
When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Duke: David Crosby. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. (Repeat).
After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev (Estelle Parsons) arrives to help out---and to help spoil the grandkids. Mark: Glenn Quinn. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman (Repeat).
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo surgery for her back problems. Dr. Doogie Howser has a cameo. Dr. Dixon: Michael Bryan French. Dr. Foster: Nigel Gibbs. Nurse: Susan Krebs. (Repeat).
When Becky and Mark break up, Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief to have Mark out of their hair. Dean: David Allan Donah. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for the luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Ken: Rick Dees. Kathy: Meagen Fay. Jerry: Danton Stone. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).
Jackie's therapist (Rondi Reed) wants to have a word with Roseanne, who's picked out just the man for Jackie---dull tax accountant Art (Dan Butler). Mike: Gil Montie. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Roseanne squirms when Rodbell employees must take a lie-detector test; and David gets fresh with Darlene but she won't talk to her mom about the incident. Leon: Martin Mull. Mr. Evans: Richard Riehle. (Repeat).
A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight while Roseanne acts like a baby fighting with Bonnie over the job Leon is vacating. Crystal: Natalie West. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Dan pays dearly for keeping a secret from Becky and Roseanne about Mark's drunken evening at the Lobo Lounge. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Art: Dan Butler. (Repeat).
Roseanne spends a wonderful Mother's Day with her daughters, but learns there are strings attached to their gift. Norma: Dawn Davis. Jaime: Jaime Capone. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
D.J.'s scholastic honor is the only light as the Connors' financial future grows dim. Leon: Martin Mull. Mike: Mark Blum. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Arnie: Tom Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Mike feels like a stupid cupid when he realizes he forgot to make Valentine's Day dinner plans with Molly, but has no reservations about horning in on Carl's romantic evening of wining and dining his new girlfriend, Christina. (Repeat).
Molly goes in for a final wedding-dress fitting three weeks before the big day and finds that her gown is too tight. (Repeat).
The antics of family and friends disrupt Molly and Mike's wedding rehearsal. (Repeat).
In the Season 2 finale, Mike and Molly walk down the aisle, but the trip is not without a few wedding-day hitches. (Repeat).
In the Season 3 premiere, Mike and Molly's honeymoon in Paris inspires him to make some life-altering changes that include traveling more extensively, while Molly wonders how their friends and family fared without them. (Repeat).
Joyce conveniently disappears after a back injury renders Vince practically immobile, and that leaves Mike and Molly to take care of him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds are still laboring over personalized thank-you notes for their wedding presents. (Repeat).
Newlyweds Mike and Molly decide that the time is right for them to have a baby. Meanwhile, Carl discovers that even though he and Christina are no longer a couple, Molly is still hanging out with her. (Repeat).
Mike's captain sets him up with a pair of choice seats to a basketball game, but the ducats come with a price as the top cop wants Mike to set him up on a date with Mike's mom. (Repeat).
Molly feels that the house is becoming too crowded with stuff, so she decides to hold a yard sale, while Mike and the guys take Carl fishing to help him get over his breakup with Christina. (Repeat).
Molly believes she's off the hook for Thanksgiving dinner when Mike takes ill, but her relief is short-lived when Vince invites his brother to the house for a home-cooked holiday feast. (Repeat).
Oh, baby. Mike is concerned when, after weeks of trying, Molly is still not pregnant, so he seeks advice from Carl and Samuel. (Repeat).
With Molly's encouragement, Mike decides to take a shot at becoming a detective, but the stress of readying for the exam begins to impact their relationship. (Repeat).
While Mike's giving out the ho-ho-hos as Santa, Molly's doling out their dough-dough-dough for holiday gifts, and he's getting a bit (hum)bugged about her spending. Later, their festive celebration at home is interrupted when they get corralled by Mike's mother and his boss into spending Christmas Eve at church with them. (Repeat).
Ray pesters his mom about why she prefers Robert's girlfriend (Monica Horan) to Debra (Patricia Heaton). Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
At Ally's T-ball game, Debra (Patricia Heaton) gets upset when Ray doesn't go to bat for her after a run-in with a pushy parent (Dan Castellaneta). Lisa: Jenny Buchanan. Parent: Jerry Hauck. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Robert (Brad Garrett) drives the family crazy when he practices his traffic-school presentation on them. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray (Ray Romano) experiences a midlife crisis when he discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch. Andy: Andy Kindler. Kevin: Kevin James. Gianni: Joe Manfrellotti. (Repeat).
While gathering baby clothes for a garage sale, Ray (Ray Romano) gets to thinking about having another child, but that's not something Debra (Patricia Heaton) has given much thought to. (Repeat).
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).