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Crime thriller. Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie star as a paralysed ex-homicide detective and a beat cop working to track down a serial killer.

Michael Fassbender stars in Ridley Scott's sci-fi horror sequel to Prometheus. Terraforming space pioneers land on a previously unknown Earth-like planet. Strong language/violence.

Dilly bonds with her late father's identical twin. Nancy vows to clear her name, while JJ continues to create fear within his family. And Mercedes is shocked by what Warren's been hiding.

Kirstie and Phil look back at Catherine and Nigel's dated, 70s-style bungalow in Larne, Northern Ireland. Was the addition of a garage a love-it game changer.

Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws.

When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car.

Debra hires a babysitter but becomes jealous of her popularity with the kids - and her plans to remedy the situation end in disaster.

..: Stunning pop psychologist Honey Snow (Shannon Tweed) makes quite an impression on Frasier, against his better judgement.

The Show Where Sam Shows Up: Sam breezes into town and updates Frasier on the lives of the Cheers gang. But it's soon apparent that he's on the run from a nymphomaniac..

When Frasier innocently searches for his missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently digs himself into a big financial hole.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse.

Yvette Fielding tells us about her new memoir and Frank Skinner talks about his latest tour. Plus: Alexandra Burke, Kellie Shirley, and live music from The Mysterines.

Bart auditions to play Fallout Boy when Springfield is chosen as the location for Rainier Wolfcastle's big-screen adaptation of Radioactive Man.

Homer and Marge are sent to Bad Parent School when Bart catches head lice and Lisa loses her shoes.

Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but no one in Springfield shares her sensibilities - except maybe Apu? And his friends Paul and Linda McCartney.

Homer tries to put on enough weight to be classified as disabled so that he can work from home.

Maria and Andy love Cyprus. They met on the island 20 years ago, got married there, and are now planning to move there. Jean Johansson shows them what their £140k can buy in Famagusta.

Greta Gerwig's Oscar-winning period drama adaptation of the classic Louisa May Alcott novel, starring Emma Watson, Saoirse Ronan, Florence Pugh, Timothée Chalamet and Meryl Streep.

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A party election broadcast by the Labour Party.

Red Bull will be determined to win in front of their home fans. But with the competition closing in, can Lando Norris or Charles Leclerc spoil the party and take the top step.

In the US, Suranne investigates the infamous Salem witch trials, tracing their legacy through history from McCarthyism to the present day.

Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan hit the sofa for the week's top telly. Also on the 'Box are Danny and Dani Dyer, Ashley Banjo, Sara Cox and more.

Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, and BBC News.

Louis, a male escort who's hairless from the neck down, meets Essex-born cleaning fanatic Fleur. Eccentric gas-fitter-come-art-gallerist Ian wants someone who'll love his quirks.

Brad and Steven's pizza joint in Conway, Arkansas, was initially a success, but business dipped when it developed a reputation for passionless food..

Crime drama. A young ex-con wants to be a priest so much that he pretends to be one. But trouble soon finds him. In Polish/subs. Strong language/violence/sex/drugs.

A quick peek at some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau, from series seven.

Choir teacher Dionne serves up a menu that mixes European and Caribbean flavours, with a carnival flourish for good measure. Does it hit the right notes for her guests.

Finance director Jane plans a fine dining menu of homemade ravioli, pork and panna cotta. But Denver is still upset about Jane calling her a goth.

Drama teacher and DJ Denver aims to bring a taste of Ibiza to Yorkshire, with a Spanish menu, Prosecco van and stilt walkers. But Darren finds it all a bit cringeworthy.

Local legend Billy serves up tried-and-tested dinner party favourites. And the best is yet to come at the end of the night with a Frank Sinatra impersonator.

Darren plans to put a fancy twist on an apparently basic menu. But Billy is concerned about how much mustard Darren is using.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Marcus Brigstocke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Coach falls madly in love with an attractive woman named Irene, who agrees to marry him. True to form, Sam takes a romantic interest in Irene's daughter.

Irene has won two million dollars on the lottery and called off the wedding, but Coach remains convinced that she will come back to him on their big day.

Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which his wife could take revenge on him.

Debra is shocked when she suddenly realises that she wishes her mother was more like Marie..

Debra thinks that it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out..

Robert decides that he is too old to be living with his parents, so he moves in with another elderly couple - who turn out to be carbon copies of Frank and Marie.

Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club.

Frasier is nominated for a broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he is pestered by an unlikely stalker.

When Frasier realises that he's never heard his father say 'I love you' to him, he decides to crash his dad and Niles' fishing trip for a spot of bonding.

Frasier gets a call from a woman who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. It's odd that Maris is now passionate about fencing..

Tim and Pru look back over their many great adventures along northern England's canals, some of the best examples of the golden age of the waterways, including the Leeds to Liverpool canal.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Why do a couple from Norwich have shoes in their bread oven? A family from Eastbourne move to an abandoned village in Portugal.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend tackle one of their biggest challenges: a 1959 MGA Roadster that's been rusting in a damp barn for almost 40 years.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Ranvir Singh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Clement and Tracy-Anne want to escape south London's weather for the sunshine of Marbella in southern Spain. Jean Johansson searches for their perfect family holiday home for £250,000.

Can Tracey and Rob restore their castle's chapel in time for their own wedding? And Joanne and Geoff find rare original features in their Victorian home.

We catch up with expats chasing their dream lives abroad. The owners of a Spanish hotel feel financial pressures, and did a barman's business survive Covid.

The competition begins in Carmarthenshire, at Louise and Rob's health-conscious retreat, where a gut-healthy breakfast leaves some B&Bers yearning for a fry-up.

When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

A party election broadcast by the Social Democratic Party.

In a chocolate-fuelled contest, the final six teams create gourmet and fusion bars, and a gravity-defying showpiece suspended from the ceiling. Whose hopes hang in the balance.

Britain feels underfunded and falling apart. Leading economist Tim Harford reveals what the numbers really tell us about the state we're in.

Some of the most memorable stories from the A&Es of south London, including part-time wrestlers Kieran and James, and 79-year-old Carole, who is confused and may have had a stroke.

Series re-examining the evidence from British au pair Louise Woodward's murder trial 25 years ago. Includes interviews with witnesses, defence, prosecution and jury.