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...Countdown: Jimmy Carr hosts with Susie Dent and Rachel Riley as Jon Richardson and Harriet Kemsley take on Rob Beckett and Richard Ayoade. With Nick Mohammed and Joe Wilkinson. (S30 Ep1)

Ultimate Rebels: Jimmy Carr feels the wrath of Fatiha El-Ghorri, Michael McIntyre and more, as our perplexed panellists take their quizzing qualms out on the question master. (S2 Ep3)

...Modern Millican Live: British Comedy Award-winning Sarah Millican presents her brand of glorious, mumsy filth, recorded live at the Hammersmith Apollo in London.

Harry Potter: The US comedy-drama returns. It's been two years since Zainab left Ramy after discovering his slip-up with his cousin, and Ramy's working hard to increase his income. (S3 Ep1)

Egyptian Cigarettes: Ramy heads to Israel, where Ayala, the leader of the Diamond Club, tests his dedication to Islam. Meanwhile, Uncle Naseem gets stopped by airport security. (S3 Ep2)

(2022) Adults only horror with Daisy Edgar-Jones. When date-weary Noa meets a guy in a supermarket, she thinks things are looking up. But he's oddly obsessed with not eating animals...

Mill Street Bistro (Part 2/2): In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet. (S6 Ep13) [SL]

Billy Gowland and Debbie Nelson hope that their footwear-themed pub B&B, The Shoes in Durham, is the right fit for their guests. But for one couple, The Shoes don't fit!

James Moffatt and Annie Larner hope that their guests will fall for the rural charm of their 17th-century farmhouse, Biggin Hall Hotel in Derbyshire. But for some, it's a decor disaster.

Charles and Lisa Hooper host at their woodland yurt glampsite, Forest Garden Shovelstrode, in East Sussex. Annie and James are in their element, but one guest isn't a happy camper...

Fiona and her son James roll out the red carpet for their rivals, at The Derby Manor Hotel and Restaurant. Will over 6000 hand-glued diamante studs on the walls dazzle their guests?

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for the last time to find out how much they've been paid and to settle some scores, before the winner is announced.

Sam at Eleven: Sam's delighted when an old baseball teammate arrives to film a sports report about him, but his ego's shattered when he's abandoned mid-interview. (S1 Ep4/22)

Coach's Daughter: Coach can't understand why his daughter puts up with her slick, unscrupulous, offensive fiancé. (S1 Ep5/22)

Any Friend of Diane's: Diane's dismayed when her old college friend Rebecca turns up at Cheers on the rebound from an unhappy love affair and tries to make a date with Sam. (S1 Ep6/22)

Friends, Romans, Accountants: Norm hosts a Roman toga party at Cheers, but when his handsome, womanising boss takes a shine to Diane, Norm's job could be in jeopardy. (S1 Ep7/22)

Grandpa Steals: Frank must find a way to improve his image with Ally when she catches him 'sampling' some trail mix at the supermarket. (S7 Ep12)

Somebody Hates Raymond: When Ray's friend Andy gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear, only to hear that the show's host hates him. (S7 Ep13)

Just a Formality: Robert decides to propose to Amy, and convinces Ray to accompany him to meet her ultra-conservative parents. (S7 Ep14)

The Disciplinarian: Tired of being labelled the 'evil witch' around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. (S7 Ep15)

Homer of Seville: Homer develops an amazing singing voice after falling into a grave at a funeral. He becomes an opera singer, but some of his fans like him too much... (S19 Ep2/20)

The Winter of Our Monetized Content: Homer and Bart become viral sensations. Meanwhile, Lisa is sent to detention and is forced to make licence plates. (S31 Ep1/22)

Lisa's Wedding: A fortune-teller reveals that Lisa will fall for an upper-crust English gent at a prestigious university. But will he approve of her family? (S6 Ep19/25)

Fear of Flying: Homer gets barred from Moe's and visits an airport bar, where he's mistaken for a pilot. Marge visits a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of her fear of flying. (S6 Ep11/25)

High Crane Drifter: It's a bad day for American café society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Café Nervosa taken over by a rude man. (S3 Ep17)

Chess Pains: Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again... (S3 Ep18)

Crane vs. Crane: Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford. (S3 Ep19)

Police Story: Frasier sets his sights on a police officer who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his dad. (S3 Ep20)

Grace and Conor host the week's first visit near Crewe, where they get a grilling over their breakfast options in the feedback.

In Buxton, the B&Bers are wowed by the interior design at Laura and Claudia's place. But bathroom bothers besiege Sue's stay...

Visit three is to Eirlys and Demelza's place in Carmarthenshire, where competitiveness descends into accusations on a trip to a farm. At least wait until payment day!

Sue and Roger host the week's final visit at their hand-crafted huts in Herefordshire, where Roger ends up licking his lips in anticipation of payment day.

After a particularly competitive week with plenty of gripes about value for money, which B&Bers reign supreme when the payments are revealed?

India needs a special pup to support her with her Tourette's. Paul's mourning for his last pooch and could use a new dog in his life. In walks Ziggy the fox terrier cross. (S5 Ep4)

(2022) Comedy adventure with Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum. When a romance novelist is kidnapped wearing a pink jumpsuit, her hapless cover model heads to the jungle to rescue her.

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...1936 in Colour: The story, in colour, of how Hitler turned the 1936 Berlin Olympics into 16 days of Nazi propaganda; and how Black American sprinter Jesse Owens defied him.

...Interviews: For the first time on TV, people who knew Adolf Hitler reveal the truth about the man behind some of the worst crimes ever, starting with his early days in politics. (Ep1/3)

(2007) True crime thriller directed by Ridley Scott. An outcast New York cop (Russell Crowe) is charged with bringing down entrepreneurial Harlem drug lord Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington).