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Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Gordon, Gino & Fred: Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet. (S22 Ep1)

Gym boss Rebecca wants to get her love life in shape. She likes 'tattooed guys who look like trouble'. And can Adam help forever-single Sophie believe in men again? (S18 Ep7)

Total Rickall: The family battle an alien parasite that survives and multiplies by implanting fake memories into people's heads and has convinced them it's their 'Uncle Steve'. (S2 Ep4/10)

(adult swim) Brand new series - The Farmer's Daughter - Part 1: In the first half of a two-part special, Mike and the team go deep into the heartland to help an old farmer. (S2 Ep19)

(adult swim) Brand new series - The Farmer's Daughter - Part 2: The second half of the two-parter. Pigeon meets a beautiful farmer's daughter - who's been dead for six years. (S2 Ep20)

...Bits: We celebrate Naked Attraction's biggest and best audacious, attention-grabbing characters, from 75-year-old bisexual Ian to Shaida, who was looking for the dad of her future kids.

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Gordon, Gino & Fred: Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet. (S22 Ep1) [SL]

Chris would rather 'swim with sharks than go on a date'. Can Abigail change his mind? Surfer dude Alex seeks a spontaneous brunette. Will Rihanna fit the bill? (S2 Ep6)

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22)

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22)

Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep2/10) [SL]

Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23)

Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24)

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep.

Re-Visits: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17) [SL]

99: While the squad attend a funeral in Los Angeles, Holt hears he is in the running for his dream job: NYPD Commissioner. Boyle pries into Diaz's personal life. (S5 Ep9/22)

Game Night: Diaz begs Peralta to help her break some big news to her parents, but her plan's thrown off track when Mr and Mrs Diaz jump to the wrong conclusion. (S5 Ep10/22)

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22)

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22)

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18)

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19)

A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2)

Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3)

Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11)

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24)

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24)

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24)

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12)

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13)

Do You Believe in Magic? Worried that his romance with Claire is fizzling out, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines Day back on track. (S8 Ep12)

Do It Yourself: Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop. (S8 Ep13)

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21)

Gone Boy: Bart falls into an old top-secret underground military installation in the woods. (S29 Ep9/21)

The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension brews between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2)

The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when NASA ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3)

The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4)

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22)

Brand new series - Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Kent Brockman questions his career and decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6)

Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11)

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21)

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21)

...for SU2C: Mo Gilligan, Vicky McClure, Craig David, KSI, David Mitchell, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Roger Daltrey and John Bishop are just some of the celebs hitting the sofa. (S16 Ep7)

(2017) Andy Serkis reprises his pioneering role as super-intelligent primate Caesar for the third part of the rebooted Apes saga, and it's all-out war between apes and humans.