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Colin gets bossy playing the "Hollywood Director" and there's a time-bending game of "Forward Rewind". Guest performers are Olympic synchronised swimmers Mary Killman & Mariya Koroleva. (S1, E05)

Guitar Queer-o: Stan and Kyle are set to hit big time with their skills on computer game Guitar Hero. Their manager convinces Stan that Kyle is holding him back. Will the "band" break up? (S11, E13)

The List: The boys steal a list from the girls which rates their looks from the cutest to the ugliest. Spirits plummet, while for others egos inflate! Can the ghost of Abraham Lincoln help? (S11, E14)

Tonsil Trouble: A botched blood transfusion results in Cartman getting AIDS. How far will he go to find a cure? Kyle had better watch out... (S12, E01)

Modern Horror Stories is our sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, the Tinder generation in old age. (S1, E07)

The queens have their work cut out for them this week when Charity Shop Sue comes in for some help with one of her staff. We then meet Paris, who's having a tough time letting go of control. (S2, E05)

Kerry Godliman blends rage and chaotic hilarity in her brilliant brand-new special recorded live at London's Comedy Store, as she struggles to maintain the bandwidth for middle-aged modern life.

The Pub Landlord is back to serve up his unique, special brew of bar-room banter. The Guv tackles everything from global warming and a PC-world gone mad, to debt and the financial crisis!

The One With The Engagement Picture: Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05)

The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06)

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Charlie's Auntie's Uncle: Joanna takes a shine to the young tearaway Charlie helps out. (S4, E06)

Match of the Day: When Charlie agrees to coach Caroline's volleyball team, she is the one that is left out. (S4, E07)

Marie's Meatballs: Debra wants to learn how to make meatballs the way Marie does. Marie teaches Debra, but secretly sabotages her ingredients setting Debra up for failure. (S2, E15)

The Checkbook: When Ray is unappreciative of Debra's efforts to maintain a proper checkbook and plan a budget, she asks him to take care of it. He ends up bouncing some important checks. (S2, E16)

The Ride Along: Ray gets more than he bargained for when he accompanies Robert on a "Citizen's Ride-Along" to get a glimpse of what a typical police shift entails. (S2, E17)

The Family Bed: Ally is having trouble sleeping in her own room. Eventually, Ray turns to Marie for help, with disastrous results. Finally the entire family ends up in the same bed. (S2, E18)

Disneyworld: A school trip to Disney World becomes yet another test for Sabrina on the road to her witch's license. (S2, E25)

Sabrina's Choice: After her aunts decide to go their separate ways, Sabrina has to choose which of the two should raise her. (S2, E26)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Season Opener: Sabrina learns she has to solve the family secret before she can use her witch's license. (S3, E01)

Boy Was My Face Red: An embarrassing moment leaves Sabrina red in the face. (S3, E02)

The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16)

The One With Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17)

The One Where Ross Dates a Student: When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18)

The One With Joey's Fridge: Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19)

The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E: Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20)

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad: Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (guest-star Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21)

The One Where Paul's The Man: While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (guest-star Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22)

The One With The Ring: Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23)

The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24)

The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25)

The One With Monica's Thunder: Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01)

The One With Rachel's Book: Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02)

The One With Phoebe's Cookies: Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03)

The One With Rachel's Assistant: Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04)

The One With The Engagement Picture: Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05)

The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06)

Alison Hammond plays Send to All, Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and there's an outstanding performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show. (S6, E02)

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; joined by David Hasselhoff, Rob Beckett & Rachel Riley. (S13, E03)

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; joined by Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay & Katherine Ryan. (S13, E04)

Enjoy the cast's vocal talents as they improvise a musical hit in "Three-Headed Broadway Star", and Gary & Wayne serenade guest Wilson Bethel in "Duet". (S1, E06)