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Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Gordon, Gino & Fred: Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet. (S22 Ep1)

Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2)

Dare or Bare: The first dumping has left the paradise markedly less idyllic. And a brutal truth-or-dare-type game ends in floods of tears. And squirty cream. (S1 Ep3)

The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12) [SL]

Brand new series: Wealthy socialites have the crew rushed off their feet. And major mistakes keep plaguing the deck team - including a deckhand floating out to sea on a jet ski. (S10 Ep3)

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9) [SL]

Family Takes Care of Beverly: Pops is evicted after starting a fire in his flat during a Halloween party, so Beverly invites him to stay in the family home. (S2 Ep5)

Big Baby Ball: When Coach Mellor singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Mellor in a new light. (S2 Ep6)

Becky and Lee sit down to reminisce about their a-maze-ing wedding, when Lee challenged his bride to find him before they said their vows.

Chirp: Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick. Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. (S2 Ep7)

Manny Get Your Gun: Everyone gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, although Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older. (S2 Ep8)

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

In East Sussex, there's rock-solid banoffee pie and obscure meats including pig's trotter and ox cheek, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

Roosevelt Inn: Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help? (S1 Ep1) [SL]

Cambridge Hotel: Gordon visits Cambridge, NY, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests. (S1 Ep2)

Brand new series: Wealthy socialites have the crew rushed off their feet. And major mistakes keep plaguing the deck team - including a deckhand floating out to sea on a jet ski. (S10 Ep3)

Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12)

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13)

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22)

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22)

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22)

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22)

Windbreaker City: The team are assigned the role of hostages at a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise. (S2 Ep15)

The Wednesday Incident: Peralta teams up with Captain Holt's husband Kevin to find out why Holt's in a bad mood. (S2 Ep16)

Sarge & Pea: Cam is incensed when a rude parent robs him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. Jay, Claire and Mitch unexpectedly run into Dede at a family wedding. (S8 Ep11)

Do You Believe in Magic? Worried that his romance with Claire is fizzling out, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines Day back on track. (S8 Ep12)

Do It Yourself: Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop. (S8 Ep13)

Heavy Is the Head: Will Phil have to rethink his property dream? And Cam has to go to hospital but refuses to have an MRI scan because of a traumatic childhood incident in a well. (S8 Ep14)

The Girl Code: Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired, so he returns to his old job as a dish-washer in a Greek restaurant. Lisa creates an app. (S27 Ep10/22)

Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles: Bart is smitten with his new teacher and tries to impress her. Homer buys a new type of milk that has a strange effect on Bart and Lisa. (S27 Ep11/22)

Much Apu About Something: Apu loses his job when his shop is rebranded as a health food market aimed at a hip young crowd. Bart's latest prank has terrible consequences. (S27 Ep12/22)

Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4: Professor Frink uses science to turn into a ladies' man. And medication makes Grampa and the Retirement Castle residents hallucinate. (S27 Ep13/22)

Co-Dependent's Day: The Simpsons go to California so that Bart and Lisa can tell the Cosmic Wars creator what they think of his latest film. (S15 Ep15/22)

Penny-Wiseguys: When mobster Fat Tony has to do jury service, he puts mild-mannered accountant Dan Gillick (voiced by Steve Carell) in charge of his criminal organisation. (S24 Ep5/22)

Brand new series: Captain Sandy has quite the dilemma on her hands with two hapless deckhands. And a demanding guest wants to go for a risky late-night swim. (S10 Ep4)

On the 'Box this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance. (S22 Ep4)

The TV shows include Big Brother: The Launch, Don't Look Down for SU2C, Antiques Roadshow, Coronation Street, Big Little Journeys and Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special. (S22 Ep6)

Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3)