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Funnyman Jim Carrey gets divine powers, but the Almighty has the last laugh in this heavenly comedy.

Divine comedy sequel to 2003's "Bruce Almighty." A hilarious Steve Carell reprises his role as newscaster (now Congressman) Evan Baxter, who's summoned by God to build an ark. Morgan Freeman once again takes on the role of the deity. Directed by Tom Shadyac, who also helmed the original. Lauren Graham costars as Evan's disbelieving wife. Wanda Sykes, John Goodman, Molly Shannon, John Michael Higgi

A womanizer is haunted by his many old flames while attending his brother's wedding in this rollicking romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey. Having conquered almost the entire bridal party, libidinous celebrity photographer Connor Mead ponders bedding the bride's mother until the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past guide him on an eye-opening tour of his romantic past, present and future. Hilarity

Funnyman Jim Carrey gets divine powers, but the Almighty has the last laugh in this heavenly comedy.

Divine comedy sequel to 2003's "Bruce Almighty." A hilarious Steve Carell reprises his role as newscaster (now Congressman) Evan Baxter, who's summoned by God to build an ark. Morgan Freeman once again takes on the role of the deity. Directed by Tom Shadyac, who also helmed the original. Lauren Graham costars as Evan's disbelieving wife. Wanda Sykes, John Goodman, Molly Shannon, John Michael Higgi

Gerry takes on Mr. Dwyer in a boxing match for the title of "Mr. D" at the school's annual charity event in the Season 1 finale. (Repeat).

Mary and Bass return to the castle, where Catherine remains resolved to keep Francis safe from Mary. Meanwhile, Francis learns of the dark prophecy, but it does not dissuade his desire to marry Mary. (Repeat).

An assassination attempt is made on Bash's life, and Catherine appears to be responsible for it. Meanwhile, Mary offers assistance to a jailed peasant who has a curious link to Bash; and Lola tries to stop Catherine from meddling with Bash and Mary. (Repeat).

Ben's Foosball table is sold to a fraternity house by Bonnie, who didn't realize Ben hid cash for Emma's college fund in it. Elsewhere, Riley learns that Georgie is deceitful, but she wonders if she should share this discovery with Danny. (Repeat).

Riley heads to Orlando for her family reunion, and Ben offers to accompany her, seizing the opportunity to reignite their romance. Elsewhere, Tucker auditions to be Mary Hart's cohost, and he seeks Bonnie's assistance with his submission tape. (Repeat).

Mel suggests a slow approach to her and Joe's new romance, and Joe obliges, but soon she has second thoughts about this sluggish pace. Elsewhere, Lennox and Zander work together on a comic-book project. (Repeat).

Mel sneaks over to Joe's new place to spend time with him, and her antics may get him fired. Elsewhere, Ryder does a news interview, which he thinks paints him in a heroic light, but it instead becomes an unflattering video on the Internet. (Repeat).

Gerry takes on Mr. Dwyer in a boxing match for the title of "Mr. D" at the school's annual charity event in the Season 1 finale. (Repeat).

Gerry attempts to impress a member of the board in the second-season premiere. (Repeat).

Gerry struggles to juggle two jobs; Robert is forced to cut costs at the school. (Repeat).

Gerry brings his personal views into the classroom; Simon develops a crush on a new teacher. (Repeat).

Gabi returns from Switzerland and gets a new job with Josh's neighbor. Before long, Josh worries that his neighbor is attracted to Gabi, so he resorts to snooping on them. (Repeat).

Gabi meets a handsome guy, but she's hesitant to date him because she's worried about Josh, so she arranges for Josh to date her neighbor. Elsewhere, Elliot recruits Yolanda to be a bingo host at Alan's bar, but he leaves out a very important detail. (Repeat).

Mary and Bass return to the castle, where Catherine remains resolved to keep Francis safe from Mary. Meanwhile, Francis learns of the dark prophecy, but it does not dissuade his desire to marry Mary. (Repeat).

An assassination attempt is made on Bash's life, and Catherine appears to be responsible for it. Meanwhile, Mary offers assistance to a jailed peasant who has a curious link to Bash; and Lola tries to stop Catherine from meddling with Bash and Mary. (Repeat).

Mel suggests a slow approach to her and Joe's new romance, and Joe obliges, but soon she has second thoughts about this sluggish pace. Elsewhere, Lennox and Zander work together on a comic-book project. (Repeat).

Mel sneaks over to Joe's new place to spend time with him, and her antics may get him fired. Elsewhere, Ryder does a news interview, which he thinks paints him in a heroic light, but it instead becomes an unflattering video on the Internet. (Repeat).

Mariana worries Nick will break up with her after Zoe reveals that she cheated on Mat when they dated. Meanwhile, Callie serves as a character witness for a friend trying to regain custody of her daughter; and the twins try to help their birth father. (Repeat).

Sam embarks upon her first terrifyingly personal hook-up as a sober person with the help of Felicia, who has big plans to jump start Sam's dating life. Meanwhile, Carol "accidentally" plants a small seed of doubt in Brit's mind about Joel. (Repeat).

Sam scores a victory when she lands a job interview in New York with an unlikely ally, only to discover how scary it is to write while sober. Concerned her daughter needs help, Carol breaks a boundary and introduces herself to Olivia. (Repeat).

Dre and Bow are worried about Junior's future working odd jobs, especially after he tells them he wants to produce comedy shows for unknown comics. When Dre realizes that Junior is putting himself out there and following in his own footsteps, he takes him under his wing to the "University of Dre." Meanwhile, Rainbow encourages Diane to have a slumber party at their house. (Repeat).

Dre is thrown off when Pops, who doesn't do Christmas, shows up to the house full of holiday cheer with Lynette. Pops wants to make up for lost time and go all out this Christmas. The whole family gets into the holiday spirit until someone from Lynette's past shows up. (Repeat).

Mariana worries Nick will break up with her after Zoe reveals that she cheated on Mat when they dated. Meanwhile, Callie serves as a character witness for a friend trying to regain custody of her daughter; and the twins try to help their birth father. (Repeat).

Sam embarks upon her first terrifyingly personal hook-up as a sober person with the help of Felicia, who has big plans to jump start Sam's dating life. Meanwhile, Carol "accidentally" plants a small seed of doubt in Brit's mind about Joel. (Repeat).

Sam scores a victory when she lands a job interview in New York with an unlikely ally, only to discover how scary it is to write while sober. Concerned her daughter needs help, Carol breaks a boundary and introduces herself to Olivia. (Repeat).

Dre and Bow are worried about Junior's future working odd jobs, especially after he tells them he wants to produce comedy shows for unknown comics. When Dre realizes that Junior is putting himself out there and following in his own footsteps, he takes him under his wing to the "University of Dre." Meanwhile, Rainbow encourages Diane to have a slumber party at their house. (Repeat).

Dre is thrown off when Pops, who doesn't do Christmas, shows up to the house full of holiday cheer with Lynette. Pops wants to make up for lost time and go all out this Christmas. The whole family gets into the holiday spirit until someone from Lynette's past shows up. (Repeat).

Mariana worries Nick will break up with her after Zoe reveals that she cheated on Mat when they dated. Meanwhile, Callie serves as a character witness for a friend trying to regain custody of her daughter; and the twins try to help their birth father. (Repeat).

Sam embarks upon her first terrifyingly personal hook-up as a sober person with the help of Felicia, who has big plans to jump start Sam's dating life. Meanwhile, Carol "accidentally" plants a small seed of doubt in Brit's mind about Joel. (Repeat).

Sam scores a victory when she lands a job interview in New York with an unlikely ally, only to discover how scary it is to write while sober. Concerned her daughter needs help, Carol breaks a boundary and introduces herself to Olivia. (Repeat).

Gabi asks Josh to hire Sofia after Sofia quits her job, but when he doesn't, Gabi pretends he did and puts on a charade for Sofia. Meanwhile, Alan insists on meeting Elliot's mom, who misunderstands things and thinks that Josh and Elliot are engaged. (Repeat).

Josh receives a special shirt from Gabi and Sofia as he prepares to launch his app, but then the gals want the shirt back because they discover it once belonged to Steve Jobs, which means they could get a lot of money for it. (Repeat).

Ben's Foosball table is sold to a fraternity house by Bonnie, who didn't realize Ben hid cash for Emma's college fund in it. Elsewhere, Riley learns that Georgie is deceitful, but she wonders if she should share this discovery with Danny. (Repeat).

Riley heads to Orlando for her family reunion, and Ben offers to accompany her, seizing the opportunity to reignite their romance. Elsewhere, Tucker auditions to be Mary Hart's cohost, and he seeks Bonnie's assistance with his submission tape. (Repeat).

A 16-year-old girl was sent to a youth residential treatment center by her mother. (Repeat).

Henry claims Catherine has committed treason and adultery, so she attempts to save herself by shedding light on a dark part of Bash's past, and Bash and Mary then try to even the score. Meanwhile, Nostradamus discloses the truth about the castle's ghost. (Repeat).

Clarissa kidnaps Henry and Catherine's youngest sons, so Catherine turns to Mary and Bash for help. Elsewhere, Lola tries to assist her brother with a debt, but when she gets in over her head, Francis comes to her aid. (Repeat).

A 16-year-old girl was sent to a youth residential treatment center by her mother. (Repeat).

In the third-season finale, Bonnie seeks revenge on her old neighbors, who've revived a contest she created. Meanwhile, Ben and Riley learn about Danny's long-hidden love for Riley; and Danny contemplates relocating to Paris with Georgie. (Repeat).

In the Season 5 premiere, Riley faints after Danny asks her to marry him, but she doesn't remember the proposal when she wakes up. Elsewhere, Ben goes on a date with his new neighbor Zoey; and Bonnie is determined to marry Brad, but tries to keep it a secret from her sons. (Repeat).

Joe kicks Mel out of a fitness class she asked him to teach, and then he fights with a famous chef at a special eight-course dinner Mel won. Elsewhere, Lennox and Zander search for a buyer for their Web series. (Repeat).

Joe attends a work event with Mel and shares his strong opinions on various issues, leading to some bad press for Mel. Elsewhere, Ryder asks Stella out on a date; and Lennox and Zander discuss their future. (Repeat).

Gerry tries to take his class to Boston so he and Bill can watch a Celtics game. (Repeat).

Gerry develops a crush on a student's mother; Leung gives Simon driving lessons. (Repeat).

Bobbi breaks up with her boyfriend; Robert disciplines Leung's students. (Repeat).

Gerry goes on a date and is accosted by someone asking for money owed; the students post footage of Leung walking into a wall. (Repeat).

Gabi asks Josh to hire Sofia after Sofia quits her job, but when he doesn't, Gabi pretends he did and puts on a charade for Sofia. Meanwhile, Alan insists on meeting Elliot's mom, who misunderstands things and thinks that Josh and Elliot are engaged. (Repeat).

Josh receives a special shirt from Gabi and Sofia as he prepares to launch his app, but then the gals want the shirt back because they discover it once belonged to Steve Jobs, which means they could get a lot of money for it. (Repeat).

Henry claims Catherine has committed treason and adultery, so she attempts to save herself by shedding light on a dark part of Bash's past, and Bash and Mary then try to even the score. Meanwhile, Nostradamus discloses the truth about the castle's ghost. (Repeat).

Clarissa kidnaps Henry and Catherine's youngest sons, so Catherine turns to Mary and Bash for help. Elsewhere, Lola tries to assist her brother with a debt, but when she gets in over her head, Francis comes to her aid. (Repeat).

Joe kicks Mel out of a fitness class she asked him to teach, and then he fights with a famous chef at a special eight-course dinner Mel won. Elsewhere, Lennox and Zander search for a buyer for their Web series. (Repeat).

Joe attends a work event with Mel and shares his strong opinions on various issues, leading to some bad press for Mel. Elsewhere, Ryder asks Stella out on a date; and Lennox and Zander discuss their future. (Repeat).