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When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial and starts earning money for the family.

While Lois and her mother are away at the spa, Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money; Brian is interested in Meg's friend, Patty.

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations.".

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.

Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.

Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.

Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.

Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.

Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.

Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.

Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.

The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.

Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.

Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.

Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

Leslie tries to come up with a way to commemorate Jerry's retirement; Chris and Ann get ready to have a baby; Tom worries about how Jerry's departure will affect him.

Ron submits budget cut proposals that upset Leslie; a big donation is made to Andy and Ben's charity; Ann helps Tom with girl troubles.

Leslie commemorates her first year as a city councilor; April receives life-changing news; Tom considers a business opportunity.

Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level.

Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level.

Ben, Leslie and Chris meet with Eagleton city councilor Ingrid de Forest to discuss financial matters; Ann brings April to vet school orientation; Ron tries to get off the grid.

Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does.

Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does.

Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world.

Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm.

When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.

Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong.

Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him.

Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly) have one thing in common: they are both lazy, unemployed leeches who still live with their parents. When Brennan's mother and Dale's father marry and move in together, it turns the overgrown boys' world upside down. Their insane rivalry and narcissism pull the new family apart, forcing them to work together to reunite their parents.

When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disapp

Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. Angry and dejected, the lovably foulmouthed teddy bear must now seek legal help from a young lawyer (Amanda