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Leslie's speech for a media event goes missing; Ben starts his new job; Ann asks someone an important question.

Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend.

Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love.

Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads sou

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record.

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.

Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.

Stan's dog pursues other dogs.

A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.

Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.

An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.

A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.

Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.

Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.

While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.

Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning.

Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard.".

Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.

Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.

David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.

Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.

The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.

The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.

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Can President Trump hold his fraying coalition together? Jordan Klepper hits the 2026 midterm campaign trail to find out.

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.

The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun.

Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses.

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead.

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.