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Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Gracie tries to convince one of Harry's clients that Harry is a playboy.

George wants Gracie to get out of jury duty.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's help in pacifying a native chieftain (guest star Leon Lontok). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is given an opportunity to demonstrate his prowess as a leader. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Betty asks her family not to celebrate her birthday when she learns that gift giving has become meaningless.

Jim makes a risky deal with Bud when they agree on a $10-a-week allowance.

Mr. Wilson hopes to get away from Dennis by holding a rock-collecting contest.

Dennis tries to stop a goldfish tank leak.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

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George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Jim Fowler; Gore Vidal.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Bud is accused of causing $100 worth of damage to a neighbor's property.

Betty is concerned over Bud's failure to present himself in a socially acceptable manner.

George's lecture to Gracie on the importance of safety only makes her think that he's angry with her.

Gracie urges George to get mad at Harry Morton.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is a one-man lookout on an island the enemy uses for target practice. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

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Howard starts a fencing team.

Kelly cooks for Warren's parents.

While Martin is clearing himself of Virus M, Tim accidently contracts it.

Mrs. Brown steps in front of Martin's Personality Altecator and becomes a crook.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Representative Thomas P. O'Neill reads Freddy's letter on television.

Rick extends an invitation to a bag lady to dine with the family.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyranical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Adrienne Barbeau; Gabriel Kaplan; Joan Rivers; George Plimpton.

Health farm.

Preacher; druggist; vagabond.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

The wedding of Corinne and Tim is disrupted by the groom's mother.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Betty is concerned that her cousin will present a bad impression to her friends.

Bud teases his father about being married.

After George accuses her a spending too much money, Gracie visits a financial advisor.

Gracie, a widow, and a treasured raccoon coat, spell trouble for Harry Von Zell.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Dennis helps a friend who is having problems.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Bentley fears Kelly's fiance is using her to get a job.

Martin becomes the blood brother of a race horse when a mosquito bites the animal after biting Martin.

Rick and Edward clash over creating a new game for the toy company.

Rick's "spouse" in a mock-marriage project reveals she's pregnant.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

John discovers that his ex-wife's new husband is cheating on her.

John's (Judd Hirsch) visiting dad (Stephen Elliot) takes an interest in Kate (Isabella Hofmann) -- which she returns in kind. With Billie Bird.

After inviting his widowed aunt to join the group, her incessant meddling forces John to rescind the offer.

Kate (Isabella Hofmann) takes the group's advice and accepts a date -- with an old friend of John's. With Judd Hirsch and Jane Carr.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

A simple request by Harry Von Zell to borrow $50 convinces Gracie that he's broke.

Gracie and Blanche's plan to visit San Franciso causes George and Harry to plan some harmless fun of their own.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) embarks on a campaign to fatten up McHale (Ernest Borgnine).

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The Andersons have a dispute over fashion.

Betty learns a valuable lesson while teaching others at college.

The town holds a Paint-up, Clean-up Week campaign and everyone spruces up their place; Dennis gets into the act with paint from Mr. Wilson to paint his red wagon; Dennis paints the wagon and the street corner; Mr. Wilson gets blamed.

Both Dennis and Mr. Wilson are ashamed that they have never learned to whistle and try everything they can think of, including eating very sour cherries, to be able to do so.

Hazel shows a house for Steve so he may attend a picnic.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Jo's grandfather travels from Poland to see her graduate from college.

Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Beverly Ann make vacation plans while Jo considers taking a job in Los Angeles.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

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Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

Bob & Ray; actor Charles Grodin; Mike Rozier.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.