WHCQ-LD

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

"Movin' On" spoof; talk-show host.

TV spoof; parodies of singers.

Spoofs of "World of Sport," "Laugh In.".

When Michael's free-spirited sister pays him a visit after a long separation, he tries to stop doting and accept her as she is.

Michael fears for Nicole's safety when she goes away to camp.

The woman of Michael's (Paul Reiser) dreams is in love with Joey (Greg Evigan).

A reporter challenges Judge Wilbur's nomination to head a city commission. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch and Dr. Joyce Brothers make cameo appearances.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Sheriff Tinkler makes an arrest in the Peter Campbell murder.

When Kraus leads a strike of mansion workers, Benson tries to do all their jobs.

Benson meets an old flame, now married, and the results are nearly disastrous.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

In an academic competition against Soviet students, Eric refuses to participate because he doesn't want to look like a nerd.

Charlie's students discuss their love lives on Valentine's Day.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students make a video to be included in a time capsule. With Leslie Bega and Jory Husain.

Arvid (Dan Frischman) gets a job at a popular nightclub and invites his friends to mingle with the hip people. Also stars Howard Hesseman.

Samantha catches chaperon Tony nuzzling a teacher.

Samantha catches chaperon Tony nuzzling a teacher.

Tony's con-man father-in-law pretends to be dying.

Tony lands in the doghouse when Jonathan pulls a boyish prank.

Tony sweeps chimneys to pay for Sam's ski trip.

Elyse goes on stage at a local club to sing folk style, but finds the audience does not like it.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

Alex has two dates for the senior prom after his dream girl changes her mind about going with him.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Mr. Bell's edict on employee dating threatens Drew and Lisa's relationship; guest Tim Allen.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.

The employees feel threatened when Jimmy (Stephen Root) announces his plan to sell the radio station.

A strict new code of conduct prompts the staff to reveal feelings about Dave.

Dave (Dave Foley) gets stage fright when he learns he must introduce Bill (Phil Hartman) at a New York broadcasters' function.

Jimmy pulls pranks on the staff; a newspaper reporter interviews Bill.

Maya is slapped with a sexual harassment suit; Elliott can't cope with his new girlfriend's (Heidi Schanz) fame.

Finch gets help to prove he's straight when he finds out that his father (Brian Dennehy) thinks he's gay.

Jack loses his temper for no apparent reason at a staff meeting and refuses to talk about it; Finch tries to seduce Courtney.

Maya's interview with a British rock star (Michael Des Barres)triggers a flood of memories for Nina of the affair she had with him 25 years ago.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

The precinct experiences a black out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

A painting of a nude on their garage door causes trouble for the Partridges.

Hazel's betrayal of a confidence loses George an appointment.

Hazel dissuades her nephew and George's niece from marrying.

With the upcoming NASA talent contest, Jeannie makes Tony sing in a beautiful tenor voice.

Jeannie makes Roger romantically irresistible after he cancels a double date.

Endora is outraged when Samantha will not go with her to a Halloween celebration.

Maude recognizes Walter's tax auditor as the man who tried to attack her 31 years ago.

Walter loses a bundle on a bad investment tip Arthur gave him.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

The precinct experiences a black out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Ann encourages a bashful worshipper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Actor Carl Reiner; actress Jennifer Grey.

Becker spends Christmas Eve at the morgue when he has to identify the body of a man who died in his office; Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.

Reggie becomes disillusioned with pursuing a degree in psychology after meeting a security guard with the same degree.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

The day before Paul and Jamie's 2nd wedding anniversary, Paul loses his wedding ring. Paul meets Mark, who's into Zen and helps him concentrate so he can remember where he lost it.

It's Jamie and Paul's 2nd wedding anniversary, and throughout the celebrations people keep asking when they are going to have children. Seeing a baby makes Jamie consider having one herself.

Julia's on-camera lashing of a local leader (Jason Bernard) launches her political career.

Charlene wins tickets to a VIP tour of Graceland, so the ladies and Anthony head to Memphis, Tenn.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Tom saves George's life, and George regrets it.

Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

Harold believes a gravy boat has the magic of Aladdin's lamp.

After the whole town starts extolling Hazel's bowling feats, George decides to do something about it.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggest Jeannie write a book; Jeannie write a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Samantha writes a play to celebrate the end of the civil war, and makes the characters really come alive.

Maude finds that she is unable to bridge the generation gap when she takes charge of disciplining Phillip.

Maude's former house guest, a teenager from the ghetto, returns hoping to get money from the Findlays.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776 and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Elyse goes into labor at the TV station while helping Steven during pledge week.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Actress Shelley Long; actress Liv Ullman; comedian Bob Nelson.

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.

The incredibly annoying Bob (Saverio Guerra) haunts Becker when he's hired on as the new building superintendent.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

There's a heat wave in New York and when Paul and Jamie go out to dinner they find it's even hotter outside. When they decide to borrow Fran's car and head for the sea for some fried clams, Jamie is upset to find out that Fran got her old job.

Paul and Jamie are at war with their new neighbors over their apartments and the building becoming a co-op, but their dogs don't share their families' animosity.

Julia is outraged over a New York Times article; Bernice receives a marriage proposal.

Mary Jo inherits $3,000 that must be spent on something frivolous, so she considers getting breast implants.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Hazel prods George to help a friend who's depleted his finances.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Aunt Clara fears she will be embarrassed in front of her old warlock beau (Charlie Ruggles) if he finds out that her magic no longer works; seeing a potential husband in the warlock, Samantha tries to ensure that all of Aunt Clara's tricks work.

Maude refuses to allow John Wayne in her house when he stops in Tuckahoe to publicize a movie.

Maude begins dividing the community property when she catches Walter and Vivian in an illicit embrace.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

Tootie decides to go to New York unchaperoned.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Snowbound at the TV station, Elyse prepares to give birth in Steven's office.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Actor Don Ameche; America Morris.

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.