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Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; she gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for President of the United States.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it, and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Comedian Richard Pryor; actress Ally Sheedy; comedian Rod Hull; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

Samantha's head is endangered when she catches the eye of Henry VIII.

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Actress Dyan Cannon; sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

The Partridges hire a driver who turns out to be an armed robbery parolee.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas Eve when their bus breaks down.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Rosie Greis; comic Steven Wright.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.