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Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancée.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise.

George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Shirley's mother (Rosemary DeCamp) is upset when Shirley's dad (Ray Bolger) joins the band.

Shirley tries to clear up the government's error when Danny gets drafted.

Hazel uses stock to bait potential Scouts Harold and his friend.

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Uncle Arthur convinces Darrin a lucky charm will protect him.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

Mel has always disliked the idea of providing handicap access, until he ends up in a wheelchair himself with two sprained ankles.

Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture, antiques and a border, Rev. Bragg, the forgetful old minister who married them. Vera and Elliot soon must work up the nerve to kick him out.

Blair and Jo unknowingly become involved with jewel thieves when they attend their sister school's anniversary in Australia.

While in Sydney, Blair and Jo are pursued by two men who claim to be police officers.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancée.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

All the action from college football.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Shirley meets an old friend and goes on a date with him; the children are concerned that she is too interested in him; they are even more worried when they see him with another woman.

A smitten neighbor shadows Keith, who has fallen for a 16-year-old store clerk.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Jolene and Vera try to help Alice's love life by placing an ad in the personals.

Mel thwarts a bank robbery while dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. He is hailed as a hero, and soon takes to dressing as the hero every day.

Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance.

The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Action from high school football.

Features guest interviews and musical performances.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.