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Apparently benign alien emissaries show mankind how to end the misery of war, plague and famine.

A district attorney (Leslie Nielsen) is ambitious to further his career and eventually become a governor. With Bernard Katz and Harold Stone.

A student (Billy Gray) caught cheating on an exam thinks that his professor (Paul Ford) has killed his wife.

Mannix searches for a missing counterfeiter.

A retired call girl (Stefanie Powers) resists cooperating when Cannon asks her to be the lure in a police plan to trap her former boss.

The small-time gambler Barnaby seeks is related to a promising pro basketball player with a questionable past.

Kate decides to contest a jaywalking ticket she received in Pixley.

The Clampetts acquire a hippopotamus when an advertising scheme by Mr. Drysdale backfires.

Granny's attempt to dispense her free tonic at the bank results in another run-in with Dr. Clyburn.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna-Barbera and other top Hollywood animators is featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A master criminal decides to implant a device in President Grant's brain that will make him respond to the criminal's orders.

While on a scouting mission, Flint is stopped by a scavenger who tries to detour the wagon train into the path of a hidden cannon by saying that he has blasted a road through a dead end canyon that will save the train two weeks.

A cattle rustler rescues amnesiac Victoria after a stagecoach accident and tells her they are married.

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

An aging trail hand, bitter after Little Joe asks Ben to give him an easier job, falls prey to a kidnapping scheme; guest Ed Begley.

The town drunk's son thinks he is heir to Lucas' ranch.

Lucas and Mark find themselves caring for a 6-month-old baby.

Only a pharmacist's daughter (Margaret O'Brien) will help the drovers after a disease strikes the cattle and Rowdy.

Paladin (Richard Boone) heads into a blizzard to find a chaplain sent on a mission of mercy. Also starring Clu Gulager.

Josh's former commanding officer has his name on a wanted poster.

Private-eye Stooges must find a kidnapped politician.

A mad scientist turns a man into an electrically-controlled monster to do his bidding.

Penguin fixes the Bruce Wayne Handicap horse race.

The Penguin resorts to crime to bet on the horses.

A band of hostile aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy uses a distress signal to lure the Enterprise into a trap.

Superman hopes to reveal the identity of an enemy responsible for several disasters.

Jimmy and Lois become the prisoners of a modern-day pirate.

The Robinsons are mistaken for aliens after they pass through a time warp and land on 1947 Earth.

The crew battles an alien plot to overrun Earth with jungle growth.

The travelers have only six hours to clear a condemned giant of murder.

Two men (James Darren, Robert Colbert) enter a time tunnel which transports them into the past and future.

Vincent's college buddy expresses concern about peculiar experiments conducted by his brother at their sanitarium.

Methods and importance of wildlife conservation.

Hardwood forests provide habitat for the gray fox, otter and bobcat.

Herpetologists round up sea snakes for study.

Kangaroos, koalas and dingoes interact in Australia.

Encroaching polar bears in Canada must be moved.

Scientists test a sound projector to attract sharks.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts.

Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew swindles the Clampetts out of all their valuable art objects.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

Wally agrees to paint the rusty trash cans.

Beaver rips his gray flannel jacket while playing at a construction site.

The Angels infiltrate a phony UFO club suspected of doing away with wealthy members after taking their money.

After murder interrupts their Hawaiian croquet game, Jonathan and Jennifer postpone vacation plans for intrigue; guest Dolph Sweet.

A rich girl (Laraine Stephens) assumes a stripper's identity; a dying young boxer (Ben Murphy) wants an Olympic win.

Students cruise to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon: a teen genius (Jimmy McNichol) proposes to Vicki; a rambunctious student may fail; a valedictorian meets his patron (Eva Marie Saint); guest Debbie Allen.

Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.

Geoffrey Cort may be a big fan of the heroes in a half shell, but his passion for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has grown into a full-blown collection. Now, after decades of collecting, he's taking Lisa and expert appraiser Joel Magee through turtle history, sharing incredible props and costumes from the 1990 and 1991 live-action films, including Shredder's helmet, Leonardo's katanas, and Raphael's

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.

Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Mike inherits some money and gives a donation to the McGovern campaign, causing Archie to hit the ceiling.

Mike has been having a pain in the side and the doctor tells him that he needs to have an appendectomy. This leads Archie and Gloria to argue about the proficiency of women doctors.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Ralph and Ed try to get on the good side of a bus company executive.

Ralph follows Ed's complicated plan to avoid a fight and still save face.

The ringleader of a gang of jewel thieves (Barbara McNair) falls for Barney.

Kimble treats a wounded crook whose cohorts set upon him and the sheriff's girlfriend; guests James Broderick, Edward Asner.

The murder of a friend, a fellow private detective, propels Harry into a case involving a beautiful Chinese woman and a bankrupt company.

Friday and Gannon investigate two fellow detectives accused of stealing $800 from a dead man.

An angry wife blames several robberies on her ex-convict husband.

The officers take to the air as they begin a special assignment with the Air Support Division.

In separate helicopters, the officers pursue a stolen light aircraft.

The battle continues; two generations face off in the fourth edition of Rival of the Ages.

June and the Beaver are against Wally going away to military school.

Beaver and Wally's new rabbit has babies.

A model is threatened and the person who attempted to wreck her career is slain; guest Mary Ann Mobley.

"Retired" Ben returns from fishing to find a young immigrant farmhand dead and a town unfriendly to questions.

A deputy public defender criticizes McGarrett after he arrests a poor child for a minor theft; guests France Nuyen, Bert Convy.

The Pearl Harbor attack shakes everyone, especially Mary Ellen, whose husband, Curt, is stationed in Hawaii.

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

A Mormon rancher (Eric Fleming) and his wives (Dina Merrill, Lois Nettleton) are persecuted by their small-town neighbors.

Lucas becomes involved in a revenge fight when he befriends a young Easterner.

Mark runs away from home when he thinks that Lucas believes he's lying.

A teacher traveling with the wagon train encounters conflict when he becomes attracted to the daughter of a preacher who has just joined the train.

A lonely elderly cowboy (Keenan Wynn) seeks attention by faking injuries; hospital inspectors arrive a day early at Rampart General.

Klink and Hogan wind up in Paris -- Klink for fun, Hogan for business.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.

The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

A man who has been declared legally dead seeks Perry's help in a child-custody fight.

Old Ben has the strange power to change himself into anything, or anyone, he wants.

While searching his visiting uncle's luggage, a 6-year-old discovers a loaded pistol and thinks it is a toy.

After acquiring an unusual monkey for his act during a state of intoxication, a carnival worker comes to regret his purchase.

Mannix is threatened and framed.

To save a Catholic bishop (Richard Kiley), Cannon must pose as a hired assassin and infiltrate a crime mob.

A professor's auto-accident death reveals two women competing for a con man's (Robert Foxworth) affections.

Friday and Gannon investigate a safecracker who robs for sport.

Friday and Gannon investigate a series of crimes, including two homicides and an armed robbery.

Reed's overanxious attempt at a tan complicates the day for him and his partner.

On temporary duty at the Los Angeles airport, the officers deal with a runaway boy and a theft.

Bill and Toony are headed to Italy!

Beaver leaves home after his friend Larry drills a hole through the garage wall.

Beaver has a fight with a friend who is supposed to stay overnight.

A retired general heading a local commission is charged with the murder of the community crime boss; guest Brian Donlevy.

"Retired" Ben returns from fishing to find a young immigrant farmhand dead and a town unfriendly to questions.

The $1 million reward offered for five missing figurines leads to robbery and murder; guest Don Knight.

A new minister joins the community at Walton's Mountain; Elizabeth helps him settle in, and begins to fall for him; Erin helps the Baldwin sisters with their memoirs.

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

A lynch mob chases Little Joe and the Mormon family, including a pregnant woman, across the desert; guest Vincent Beck.

A buffalo hunter tries to force Lucas into a gunfight.

Land-hungry brothers threaten a spinster's fiancé.

An ousted medicine man predicts the future of a wagon train passenger.

Various crises faced by animal-control officers (Mark Harmon, Albert Popwell) bring them to Rampart General; guest David Huddleston.

Hogan befuddles the Gestapo as he continues his efforts to liberate an Allied agent.

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.

When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.

Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

A client tries to make Perry a suspect in her husband's murder; guest Patricia Barry.

A couple is awakened in the middle of the night by the cries of their six-year-old daughter who has fallen through a mysterious door into another dimension.

Two crooks rob a bank messenger and escape with $18,000, only to learn there was a witness to their crime.

A lonely wife's (Anne Francis) attempt to make her husband (Edmund Hashim) jealous unwittingly helps the police.

Mobsters are convinced that Mannix arranged a theft of money from their courier.

An unofficial probe conducted by Cannon's friend (Ford Rainey), a retired police officer, makes both him and Cannon targets for hit men.

A woman (Jessica Walter) becomes involved in her husband's embezzlement scheme.

The national problem of LSD use among teenagers is investigated.

Friday and Gannon must prevent 400 pounds of dynamite from detonating.

The officers initiate an investigation into medical fraud.

The officers become suspicious when the same witness turns up at two traffic accidents.

Old school photography is back! So Bill starts a photomat.

The next-door neighbors hire the boys to take care of the yard and cat while they are away.

The deadline approaches for the poem Beaver promised for the school paper.

A witness of a columnist's murder refuses to testify; guests Cloris Leachman, Gary Collins.

Frugal Ben hires a hitchhiker (Randy Travis) to paint his home; Michelle and an insurance adjuster pursue an ad producer's murderer.

A surrealistic painting holds clues to solving a psychiatrist's murder; guests Richard Hatch, Gretchen Corbett.

Ben decides to take advantage of a wartime increase in traffic by opening an auto court; Yancy studies barbering through the mail.

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Hoss falls in love with a beautiful stranger (Geraldine Brooks) and proposes, despite his family's objections.

Two tough private detectives appear in North Fork looking for a boy.

Two unhappy heirs threaten a young widow.

Flint leads a fragment of the wagon train on a dangerous route through a swamp that supposedly contains mysterious creatures.

Gage begins a rocky affair with a stewardess (Gretchen Corbett) who asked his and DeSoto's help with an in-flight heart-attack victim.

Camp security is raised; Hogan devises a hoax that includes Hitler.

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).

Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.