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Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin.

Ann lands a job in a soft-drink ad.

Sister Bertrille almost becomes an overnight sensation in show business.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

The twins give Uncle Bill a hansom-cab horse.

Danny and Charley are convinced that the carpenter working on their new country home has put a curse on them.

An 8-year-old orphan follows the Stone family home.

Mike bungles his attempts to propose.

Steve must escort a visiting dignitary's daughter.

The citizens of a small town throw a party in honor of Lucy and Mr. Mooney.

Lucy is arrested when she is mistaken for a red-headed jewel thief.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

When Mary receives a chain letter from Lou and is warned not to break the chain, she struggles to find a way to pass it along without generating undesirable consequences.

Fonzie fills in as a substitute teacher; the issue of sex education.

The girls avenge their treatment at the hands of a nasty singing star by selling gossip.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

In rebellion against J.J., Thelma moves into her own apartment.

Willona turns to spying to raise money for ice-skating lessons for Penny.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Lilith returns from the Eco-pod to talk with Frasier about their divorce, but they are held at gunpoint by her jealous lover.

Sam regrets inviting the bar's former owner to run Cheers for a night; Cliff borrows his mother's car.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix plans to give Oscar a surprise birthday party.

Emily must contend with irate teachers, hamsters and an escaped snake when she becomes vice principal; Carol's fill-in breaks her leg.

George cannot stand the attention he receives after he takes part in a lifesaving feat.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Bilko may have to leave his newly opened restaurant.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

Maynard sues Herbert after getting stuck in a gum machine.

Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one.

An Italian restaurateur frees trapped Ann from the shower.

Sister Bertrille gives a shy priest the confidence to face San Tanco.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Cissy thinks Bill is trying to get rid of her.

A musician at the Copa Club is in debt to a gambler.

Mary resents Trisha's effect upon the family.

Robbie decides to take up golf to please Steve.

Chip's reward for saving a dog makes him popular.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy tries for the business of a millionaire country-music star.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Jenny wants to pass blame to Joanie; the Piccalo and Cunningham parents meet in a showdown.

Laverne's date shoves her into the aquarium at a seafood restaurant.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

One car plus four owners equals trouble when J.J.'s "Awesome Foursome" become business partners.

Michael discovers the world of CB radios and ends up with more than his "handle" can handle.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Edith is the cause and victim of a quarrel when her long-lost admirer visits with his intended bride.

Stephanie needs emergency surgery but Archie balks when the doctor turns out to be one of Gloria's former playmates.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob becomes his patient's partner in a get-rich-quick real estate venture.

A feud erupts when Dick complains about a goat owned by Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Fort Baxter Wacs think their boyfriends are gambling too much.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A heredity test gives Dobie a way to dump Zelda.

Connie and her co-workers hope to impress a famous casting director.

Don researches the NYPD's mugger detail.

Sister Bertrille has to prove who owns a baby left on the doorstep.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

The renovations to the country home are finally complete, and the two couples spend a weekend in the country together, however, it doesn't take long for the best friends to become annoyed with each other.

Lovelorn Jeff falls for Mary's friend (Brooke Bundy).

Bub is curious about Steve's top-secret project.

Chip portrays an American Indian in a school play about Christopher Columbus.

Sheldon Leonard attempts to film a scene for a TV pilot in the bank.

Lucy thinks Milton Berle is cheating on his wife.

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Rhoda loses her job, and Mary is reluctant to tell her about an opening at the station.

Fonzie thinks he has lost his touch with women when a kiss sends a new teacher running away in terror.

Lenny and Squiggy tell people at their class reunion that the girls are Hollywood stars.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

An inventor brings a matchmaking machine aboard; fortune seekers pretend to speak only French; an ad executive sees a long-lost love.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Bookman snows Willona and the Evans family into saving his job.

Thelma becomes the romantic target of a handsome stranger with a shady past.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

A small crime wave in the Bunker household is only half as unsettling as the possible motivations.

Archie and Edith introduce a rich widow to Barney Hefner after his wife runs away again.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

The ladies compete for the affections of Elka's attractive new lawyer; Elka gets more bad news.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Sam seeks professional help for his sex addiction; Rebecca finds herself attracted to the beer-tap repairman.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Bob contends with a patient's delusion that her bingo game is fixed, staggers through a series of wild poker parties, and watches in wonder as his secretary slowly smothers under an attack of love.

Stephanie (Julia Duffy) must choose between Michael (Peter Scolari) and his rich boss. With Bob Newhart.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

Bilko produces a TV show starring Doberman.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

A girl bribes Maynard to be her escort.

Connie is visited by her old flame, Philip Boynton.

Don and Ann scheme to reunite the feuding Baumans.

A little orphan wants Carlos to adopt him.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Patty and Lauren investigate a scandal regarding the school mascot.

Marshall appoints himself as Johnny's manager.

Investigating helping pit bulls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Gilligan and the Skipper find a jet pack that enables them to fly like birds.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Joanie tries to prove that she is a responsible baby sitter when Howard and Marion are out of town.

Fonzie tries to help Joanie and Chachi play Cupid for an unlikely couple.

The Cunningham household is upset when Joanie makes a decision about her college education.

Fonzie joins Al in a civil rights demonstration in the South.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Stephanie's rich parents (Jose Ferrer, Priscilla Morrill) offer her anything money can buy if she will move back home.

Joanna (Mary Frann) tries to show Larry and the two Darryls (William Sanderson, Tony Papenfuss, John Voldstad) a more civilized way to run their cafe.

Dick faces the rigors of being a TV producer after Michael is fired.

Dick's plans to start a restoration project at the inn are postponed when his tools mysteriously disappear.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

Maynard thinks martians have invaded.

Herbert tries to toughen the boys for the Army.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

Patty's father (Tony Dow) makes a Christmas visit.

Patty's problems with her father endanger her plans.

Lucy and Viv decide that their families should spend Christmas together.

Mr. Mooney is recruited to fill a gap in the Christmas choir.

Homer plans to keep the Cannonball from making its Christmas caroling tour.

Sue Ann invites the newsroom staff to Christmas dinner -- in November.

With his business on the verge of failure, Joe becomes a walking knot of worry.

Willona's Christmas joy is threatened when she learns that her most precious gift may be taken from her.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

Mama's not in the merriest of moods when she's forced to play Santa at the mall.

A live goose, meant to be Christmas dinner, becomes a pet.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

At Christmas, a merchant seaman from the Orient delivers a gift to Fonzie from his long-lost father.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.

Three Santas (Scatman Crothers, Ray Walston, Avery Schreiber) come on board; a comedian makes a comeback; Ace poses as a girl's fiance.

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Mortified by an old Christmas movie she made, Victoria tries to get the rights from her ex-husband (Ernie Hudson); Melanie and a neighbor compete over Christmas decorations; Joy spends Christmas without her mother but finds an unlikely proxy.

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Trisha's prank sets off security alarms during the Christmas party.

A wealthy customer discloses that the Cheers gang will be remembered in his will.

Woody tries to find a date to impress his ex-girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), who is visiting Boston with her new boyfriend.

When Louie's cardsharp brother Nick from Las Vegas who is into gambling, visits the garage, Alex is trapped in a high-stakes poker game as a part of the siblings' feud.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

The couple compromises at the holidays.

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

A pen-and-pencil set causes confusion.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Ann recalls when she was a student teacher and spent the Christmas holidays at an almost-deserted boys school.

Sister Bertrille is determined to grant the wishes of an aged nun.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

When Cissy gets her own phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy.

Danny has high hopes that Rusty will ask him be his partner at an upcoming father-and-son bowling tournament.

Donna proves to Alex's friend (Jim Davis) that women don't have to be pampered.

Mike and Sally think Steve is dating a singer.

Steve prepares for his 25-year high-school reunion.

Lucy feigns illness to have the day off to attend a department store sale.

Lucy is enchanted when Jacques Bergerac arrives at the bank to cash some checks.

The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son.

Lucy plays a witch in little Ricky's school pageant.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

When Lou asks Mary to help him find someone to redecorate his living room, Mary suggests Rhoda.

Al convinces Frankie Avalon to headline the annual Leopard Lodge musical extravaganza.

Laverne and Shirley hope to meet men when they go on a weekend ski trip.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

While comedian Shecky Lewis is on stage performing at the Bigger Jigger, Mama heckles him; the comedian challenges her to perform at Open Mike Night on Monday.

J.J. holds an unusual wake for a homeless man at the apartment building.

J.J. decides to teach Michael what he believes is a badly needed lesson in responsibility.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.

Stephanie purposely hides her past religious training from Archie.

Joy ends up with a younger man; Melanie tries to catch the eye of a doctor; Victoria gets into a cat fight with Melanie Griffith; Elka has an enhancement idea for Grady Sizemore.

Joy meets a great guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka tries to train a rescue dog; Victoria attempts to jump-start her career.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Sam decides to sell the bar and move to California with Diane.

Diane Chambers ends up as a waitress in a Boston pub after she's dumped by her fiancee on the way to their Barbados wedding.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Oscar befriends an attractive young lady, then finds he must compete with Felix for her affection.