KDIT-CD

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.

In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Davy must enter the Monkeemobile in a race.

Four girls chase the Monkees through the streets of Paris.

Introducing young viewers to entertainment animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

Gilligan meets a jungle boy and the castaways try to teach him English.

Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women move away.

The castaways have an unexpected visitor: a surfer from Hawaii who came in on a tsunami.

A gorilla is enchanted by Mrs. Howell's perfume and kidnaps her.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny.

Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling.

Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of an international spy.

A rival banker spirits the Clampetts' millions from Milburn Drysdale's loving care.

Harry tries to keep his stepfather (John Astin) and another man out of a mental hospital. Mel Tormé guest stars.

Christine invites a stranger to her party, not realizing he's wanted by the mob.

Panic grips the courtroom as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session, so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage and so Dan can win an office pool for the most convictions.

Harry and Dan, along with their passionate women, are caught in an embarrassing situation in Harry's chambers.

Frasier, upon hearing horror stories of being tied down to marriage, gets cold feet about his own impending nuptials.

While Norm paints Evan's house, Rebecca sneaks a look at his bedroom -- and is trapped when he comes home unexpectedly.

Carla seeks help from Frasier when her fear of flying leads Eddie, who is working out of town, to believe she is ashamed of his job.

Evan offers Sam a promotion -- a deal laced with an ulterior motive.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

Max and 99 must find the KAOS agent who has infiltrated the harem of an important prince.

Max must learn how KAOS is able to blow up every building used for the space program.

In this parody of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) are held hostage by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ricky and David want revenge for not being invited to Will's birthday party.

David and Ricky take on a morning paper route.

General store clerk Herbie Bates, is name assistant general manager of the Shady Rest by Kate, making Uncle Joe feel like he is being replaced.

Uncle Joe becomes a justice of the peace with hopes of attracting honeymooners.

Ida takes a part-time job at the costume shop to earn money to buy Martin a water bed for their anniversary.

Rhoda gets a bonus and meets a new and exciting man all in the same day.

Rhoda decides, without asking her mother's permission, to spend a weekend alone with her new boyfriend.

Rhoda and Brenda spend another Friday evening with their parents watching old home movies.

Ann's father suspects the worst when he finds Don in Ann's apartment early one morning.

A rainy day sees Donald, Ann and her parents playing a game of Monopoly, which soon goes awry when Ann's father gets too competitive.

When Lou slips and gets injured at Donald's magazine, Donald is forced to get him to sign an insurance waiver.

Lou wants Ann to direct the Brewster Variety Show.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Laverne has to explain to an angry Shirley why she received a passionate love note from Carmine.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

Laverne and Shirley dream about life in the hereafter after arguing about returning a check from the phone company.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Lucy gets involved in a flower show and starts raising tulips.

Lucy becomes involved in community affairs and almost gets expelled from the neighborhood.

After a movie deal falls through, Lucy wants her house back from the Williams family; with Danny Thomas.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Harry convinces Lucy and the kids to star in his college reunion revue.

Craig produces a documentary film about the American mother starring Lucy.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.