KDIT-CD

The Hartleys miss a Fourth of July Bicentennial party when they are trapped in a storage locker.

Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay.

While Bob and Emily are on vacation, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.

The Hartley apartment becomes a hot-and-cold battleground when the good doctor declares psychological warfare on his landlord.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Thorny bets Ozzie that he can learn to play a complete song on the piano in one week.

A dog follows Ricky home from school and the entire Nelson family becomes enchanted.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

One of Kate's old boyfriends attempts to rekindle their romance but is thwarted by his dominating sister.

Rhoda battles with a stubborn but rich client who wants his job done his way or not at all.

When Brenda's "Mr. Right" seems to be taking her for granted, Rhoda drills her on how to land a man.

Rhoda finds herself counseling a married couple despite her limited relationship experience.

Martin is excited over the prospect of a visit from an old friend, until he recalls the friend was once engaged to Ida.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Ann thinks Don is dating a woman in her drama class.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

Actress Ann Marie and Don discover a ring from Ann's school beau in a box full of memorabilia; Ann looks for a way to return the ring.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

Geisha Lucy needs money for a string of pearls.

Lucy is discovered by some American Indians who are convinced she is their rain goddess.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

When Harry fires Lucy, an efficient Vivian takes her job.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

The Ricardos and Mertzes discover they've put on a few pounds over the last few years. An unhappy Lucy talks Ricky into letting her audition for a show, and he tells her that she can have the part if she loses enough weight to fit the costume.

Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

An old actor and actress discover they share a secret. "Love and the Growing Romance" Lana comes up with a unique test for her boyfriend.

George meets a beautiful girl from Venus. "Love and the Missing Mister" Helen can't seem to forget her first husband, Walt.

Eve and Bill are having marital problems. "Love and the Playwright" Bill subjects his wife to unusual situations.

A man goes to a crooked medium for love in the hereafter; a shy man is mistaken for the author of a famous sex book.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

While Danny still has a broken leg, he gets Nelson Eddy to fill in for him at the club.

Mary's family sees little of her during a visit.

Robbie (Don Grady) discovers that Katie (Tina Cole) is working as a cigarette girl.

The Douglas family has a problem persuading Ernie to accept a new friend when he learns she's a girl.

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

After Ricky cuts off her allowance, Lucy goes on the radio show "Females Are Fabulous" to earn money; in order to win the money, she has to make Ricky believe she's been married before.

Lucy wants to be in Ricky's act when an injured Buffo the Clown arrives at her apartment; she performs a slapstick routine with Ricky and a cello, and impersonates a seal; everyone is shocked when a TV network offers her a contract.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

Richie wins a date with a Hollywood starlet to the school's victory dance.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A scientist researches romantic reactions; an out-of-work football player finds a new career; a woman nearing 40 hunts for a husband.

Gopher learns of his new love's past; a wife brings divorce papers to her husband and his girlfriend; old rivals have a boxing rematch.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

A midnight argument at the Jeffersons' spills over into the Bunker household.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

Rebecca and Lilith throw a slumber party for depressed Carla.

The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war of outrageous pranks; the gang becomes paranoid of all strangers entering the bar, including Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs.

Tony faces a difficult decision when his father asks him to join him as a merchant seaman.

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.