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Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince an elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own. Bill Daily and Fred Gross guest star.

Kate's (Anne Schedeen) friend (Dorothy Lyman), a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

Creatures from Planet Spritz think the Monkees are members of a secret army.

The Monkees arrive at Count Dracula's castle and meet Wolfman, Mummy-Man and Frankenstein.

Introducing viewers to a variety of wild birds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Skipper believes a curse has fallen on him for disturbing the resting place of a carved Tiki god.

Mr. Howell consents to back Ginger's Broadway play for its out-of-New York tryout on the island.

Mr. Howell loses $3 million to Gilligan in a putting contest.

Though surrounded by water, the castaways suddenly discover that there isn't a spare drop to drink.

Hacker bets Carter $50 that Gomer can cook a meal in the mess hall.

Gomer finds a girl who shares his interest in monster movies and cherry sodas.

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and finds himself fighting a losing battle for her affection.

While searching for a lost radio, Gomer and Carter find themselves captured by smugglers.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

On Halloween, Dan believes he has sold his soul to the devil, and Harry gets locked inside a safe.

The man who saved Mac's life in Vietnam appears in court and asks Mac to do an illegal favor for him.

A veteran actor contemplates suicide when a lawsuit prevents him from portraying the Western hero that made him famous.

Dan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

To save his friend money, Norm helps Sam obtain a copy of the expensive engagement ring that Diane chose.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

Sledge (David Rasche) is shocked to find that his best friend is engaged to his ex-wife. With Heather Lupton and Michael Kaufman.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Singer Frankie Avalon is featured on the classic quiz show.

A woman with 150 cats and a woodcarver compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie gets jealous over a name from Harriet's past.

Harriet hears a lovely girl compliment Ozzie.

Mary falls for a boy involved in a science project.

Donna learns Alex's friend bribes his wife for favors.

Treasurer Jeff loses the money for a class outing.

Jeff tries to avoid going to church-choir practice.

A truth game uncovers sisterly jealousies between Rhoda and Brenda.

Rhoda flies to Las Vegas for another encounter with her amorous suitor, Johnny Venture.

Ann and Don get into an argument over an abstract sculpture he sends her.

Ann is trapped during a weekend alone in Brewster.

Ann thinks she owes $2600 to the IRS.

Ann plans a spectacular career for a woman who dubbed her voice in a commercial.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

Laverne and Shirley decide to attend a night-school anatomy class.

When Shirley finds out that Carmine is dating other women, she decides to play the field herself.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

A furniture deal causes problems with the neighbors.

Lucy and Ricky decide to raise chickens to make some extra money; when Fred Mertz answers their ad for a chicken farmer, the Mertzes and Ricardos think they have found the perfect way to be neighbors again. Some 500 baby chicks in the house disagree!

Ricky cancels plans for a second honeymoon in Sun Valley, Idaho; Lucy goes anyway, with Ethel.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

The Ricardos and Mertzes go to war over chicken-raising and PTA meetings.

Lucy puts together her own band for a fund-raiser.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.

Cheating mars a bridge game; a dating couple's adult children grow concerned.

A movie star who wants to have the perfect baby tries to get a Pulitzer Prize writer to be the father.

Ken is afraid to take his shirt off around Phyllis because of his tattoo.

Isolated airmen await the arrival of a female entertainer; a freshman's roommate turns out to be a girl.

Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S.

Sam faces the wrath of the townspeople when he cancels a "secret" showing of moon rocks.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Marcia talks her mother into appearing with her in the high-school family frolics.

French accidentally knocks Buffy's prized doll over the apartment railing.

Uncle Tonoose wants to hear his funeral eulogy before he needs it.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

An ornery pony shows up at the Douglas home. With Fred MacMurray, Stanley Livingston and Tim Considine.

Mike and his girlfriend (Cynthia Pepper) test their love by agreeing not see each other for a week.

Lucy befriends an eccentric artist (Danny Thomas).

Lucy is enchanted when Jacques Bergerac arrives at the bank to cash some checks.

Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Mary and Rhoda decide to become more involved socially when they both panic about being 30 and single.

When Potsie becomes the star singer at a top club, he offends the whole gang with his arrogance.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way; a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband.

Stubbing's slick brother (Gavin MacLeod) boards; a woman picks a father for her baby; a widow compares a man with her late spouse.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

Henry Jefferson's station in life is taking a giant step upward and Archie is filled with mixed emotions about the situation.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

When Carla's ex-husband, Nick, and his wife, Loretta, have marital problems, Loretta turns to Carla for advice.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

The funniest and warmest moments from episodes are relived in a tribute hosted by Danny DeVito.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.