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Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Although she won't admit it, Carla is afraid to spend the night alone in her new house.

Louie wants to move into a classy apartment building, but first he must be approved by a panel of snobby tenants.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has a ghost.

Bilko believes he's going to appear on "The Ed Sullivan Show.".

Carol's guests tonight are Garry Moore and Durward Kirby; sketches include Carol as an increasingly-less dignified princess rehearsing a toast, and a peek inside the United States Safety Committee.

Toody, Muldoon and their co-workers try to get a plaster cast of Sgt. Abrams' feet without him knowing it.

Connie's favorite student wants her to marry his widowed father.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

Cissy thinks Bill is trying to get rid of her.

Tonoose plans a Lebanese wedding for Terry.

Donna and Alex fret about Mary's collegiate blind date.

Robbie attempts to build a go-kart while Steve helps a missile manufacturer with a project.

In order to earn money, Mike and Robbie help improve a neighbor's yard.

Lucy ruins Harry's Rolls-Royce after taking a mechanics course.

Sheldon Leonard attempts to film a scene for a TV pilot in the bank.

The Mertzes' home suffers after the Ricardos visit.

Lucy is suspected of being the mysterious burglar "Madame X.".

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

WJM's former weatherman returns for a visit just after signing a contract to host a network show in New York.

Fonzie falls for a beautiful deaf computer programmer named Allison.

Not-so-wonderful surprises continue to happen while the girls are visiting in New York.

A scientist researches romantic reactions; an out-of-work football player finds a new career; a woman nearing 40 hunts for a husband.

Gopher learns of his new love's past; a wife brings divorce papers to her husband and his girlfriend; old rivals have a boxing rematch.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

The camp is surprised by Bilko's change of heart.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.

Toody and Muldoon help a petty thief who can't adjust to life outside of Sing Sing.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

Ozzie urges David to stand up for his rights.

Ann invites her parents and Don's for Thanksgiving.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns home when Michelle gets sick.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

French is astonished at how much attention he attracts when he endorses a brand of marmalade.

Danny meets a rural sheriff (Andy Griffith).

Donna listens to other women's praise of her husband.

Robbie imitates a history teacher's style in order to impress a girl (Perri Sinclair).

Chip quits the baseball team, but sees a chance at redemption when Steve fills in as umpire.

Lucy and Mary Jane go on a strict crash diet.

Lucy thinks Milton Berle is cheating on his wife.

Lucy and Ethel try to improve the men's wardrobes.

Lucy tries to crash Ricky's nightclub act with a jitterbug dance.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Mary unknowingly accepts a date with Murray's father.

Chachi seeks Fonzie's advice on how to get Joanie to take him seriously.

After Shirley is injured in a fall, she undergoes a complete personality change.

Doc's ex-wife says they are still wed; a man finds $2,000 in a borrowed jacket; a widow meets her son's teacher.

April returns with her fiancé; two writers decide to finish their marriage with their script; a girl unknowingly befriends her father.

Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a critter doctor.

Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea to find a wife for Jed.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Diane feels as though her life is doomed when a poem she submits for publication is rejected while Sam's amateur poetry is published.

Elaine's son (David Mendenhall) gives up the oboe to study boxing with Tony.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

A sergeant is barred from his son's society wedding.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

Toody and Muldoon begin to annoy each other just when they're going to be photographed as a good example of police cooperation.

Connie winds up as a part-time bride at a proxy wedding.

The Nelsons forget a few Halloween-party details.

A fledgling agent arranges a publicity date for Ann.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

When the boys frighten their sisters with a manufactured ghost, the girls get even.

When Cissy gets her own phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy.

A battle arises over the invitation list for Terry's wedding.

Jeff feels responsible for a neighbor's accident.

The frog Chip catches for a school project suddenly disappears.

Robbie pretends to like classical music to impress a girl (Sandy Descher).

Lucy and Harry recall some of their funniest moments.

Lucy feigns illness to have the day off to attend a department store sale.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes appear on the quiz show "How to Rate Your Marriage.".

Lucy and Ethel start their own business making and selling salad dressing.

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Murray regrets being Ted's ghostwriter when an article he writes turns out to be worth more than he thought.

A woman takes an interest in Richie when he accompanies Howard to a convention in Chicago.

Laverne discovers that the man she's dating is mixing robbery with romance.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Loni Anderson.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Robert Guillaume.

Granny's old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

This season's most memorable moments.

As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Woody tries to find a date to impress his ex-girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), who is visiting Boston with her new boyfriend.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

Alex falls in love with Jim's old girlfriend, who shows up at the garage hoping to rekindle their romance.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Agent 99 is sent to Casablanca to find the murderer of 275 top scientists.

In 'Bread', Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In 'Ralph Threatens to Leave', the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in 'Ring Salesman', Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, whom he believes Alice is having an affair with.

Hall tries to keep Ritzik, who is carrying $1,500, away from Bilko.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince an elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

A high school English teacher deals with students and faculty.

ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own. Bill Daily and Fred Gross guest star.

Kate's (Anne Schedeen) friend (Dorothy Lyman), a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

Creatures from Planet Spritz think the Monkees are members of a secret army.

The Monkees arrive at Count Dracula's castle and meet Wolfman, Mummy-Man and Frankenstein.

Introducing viewers to a variety of wild birds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Skipper believes a curse has fallen on him for disturbing the resting place of a carved Tiki god.

Mr. Howell consents to back Ginger's Broadway play for its out-of-New York tryout on the island.

Mr. Howell loses $3 million to Gilligan in a putting contest.

Though surrounded by water, the castaways suddenly discover that there isn't a spare drop to drink.

Hacker bets Carter $50 that Gomer can cook a meal in the mess hall.

Gomer finds a girl who shares his interest in monster movies and cherry sodas.

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and finds himself fighting a losing battle for her affection.

While searching for a lost radio, Gomer and Carter find themselves captured by smugglers.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

On Halloween, Dan believes he has sold his soul to the devil, and Harry gets locked inside a safe.

The man who saved Mac's life in Vietnam appears in court and asks Mac to do an illegal favor for him.

A veteran actor contemplates suicide when a lawsuit prevents him from portraying the Western hero that made him famous.

Dan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

To save his friend money, Norm helps Sam obtain a copy of the expensive engagement ring that Diane chose.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man -- in short, everything that Bob isn't.

Bob's patient, Elliot Carlin, parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer, which is "yes.".

KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

Sledge (David Rasche) is shocked to find that his best friend is engaged to his ex-wife. With Heather Lupton and Michael Kaufman.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Singer Frankie Avalon is featured on the classic quiz show.

A woman with 150 cats and a woodcarver compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie gets jealous over a name from Harriet's past.

Harriet hears a lovely girl compliment Ozzie.

Mary falls for a boy involved in a science project.

Donna learns Alex's friend bribes his wife for favors.

Treasurer Jeff loses the money for a class outing.

Jeff tries to avoid going to church-choir practice.

A truth game uncovers sisterly jealousies between Rhoda and Brenda.

Rhoda flies to Las Vegas for another encounter with her amorous suitor, Johnny Venture.

Ann and Don get into an argument over an abstract sculpture he sends her.

Ann is trapped during a weekend alone in Brewster.

Ann thinks she owes $2600 to the IRS.

Ann plans a spectacular career for a woman who dubbed her voice in a commercial.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

Laverne and Shirley decide to attend a night-school anatomy class.

When Shirley finds out that Carmine is dating other women, she decides to play the field herself.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

A furniture deal causes problems with the neighbors.

Lucy and Ricky decide to raise chickens to make some extra money; when Fred Mertz answers their ad for a chicken farmer, the Mertzes and Ricardos think they have found the perfect way to be neighbors again. Some 500 baby chicks in the house disagree!

Ricky cancels plans for a second honeymoon in Sun Valley, Idaho; Lucy goes anyway, with Ethel.

Lucy helps promote the career of a plumber who is a double for Jack Benny.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

The Ricardos and Mertzes go to war over chicken-raising and PTA meetings.

Lucy puts together her own band for a fund-raiser.

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise brings love and conflicts to crew members and passengers; guest Raymond Burr.