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A young man says he is Doc's son; a client's daughter sidetracks an ad man; an escort pursues an older man's (Chuck Connors) companion.

Jethro becomes the operator of a dilapidated diner when Jed decides to set his nephew up in the restaurant business.

Jethro tries to help out his restaurant by using Elly as a topless waitress.

Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

Frasier regrets bringing his low self-esteem group to Cheers; Woody's barbering talents leave Sam distressed.

Woody makes a grave impression on Kelly's (Jackie Swanson) grandmother (Celeste Holm) after moonlighting at a cemetery.

Tony is placed in a difficult situation when an aging boxer challenges him to a fight.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Their efforts to get ashore put both Max and the chief in the brig.

Part 1/2. Ralph loses lodge money.

Bilko takes drastic measures to cash in on an all-expenses-paid vacation.

Featuring Carol and Sis, hypochondriac Harvey must avoid Carol and a take-off of the 1932 romance "Back Street.".

An elderly gang copies a previous crime.

Conklin blames Miss Brooks for swiping his phone book, but Connie thinks Conklin took hers.

With Harriet's prompting, Ozzie finally gets around to replacing a broken pane of glass.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing, and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

Buffy has to have her tonsils out; Jody has a sore throat too.

Delinquent room-cleaner Linda runs away.

Three doctors' wives work for marital togetherness.

Steve must escort a visiting dignitary's daughter.

Robbie decides to take up golf to please Steve.

While trying to capture an escaped wild animal, Lucy is put to sleep by a hunter's tranquilizing gun.

Lucy and Viv chaperone Chris and a group of her friends for a weekend at the beach.

Lucy reads in the paper that Ricky is interested in a chorus girl. After Lucy finds a dancer's black lace in Ricky's pocket -- which he put there during a rehearsal -- Lucy decides to work her way into Ricky's show to see what he's doing.

The girls begin knitting socks for Ricky and Fred, who they believe have been drafted and are heading to war. The men think that the knitting means the girls are pregnant. They wind up arranging surprise parties for each other on the same night.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted.

Fonzie finds the woman of his dreams, but he's not the man of hers.

Laverne and Shirley hope to meet men when they go on a weekend ski trip.

A cruise to China brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests John Forsythe, Ursula Andress, Linda Evans.

A China cruise brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests Lee Majors, Michael Constantine, Lee Horsley.

Granny gets homesick for the sight of snow, so Mr. Drysdale arranges for a blizzard to hit Beverly Hills.

Granny's fighting mood is inflamed by a women's wrestling match on TV, and she joins the fray.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Archie, Mike and Gloria plan a surprise party for Edith's 50th birthday, but an unwelcome visitor has something else in mind.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Melanie is jealous when her boyfriend becomes Victoria's love interest in a play; Joy makes Bob watch "Love Actually"; Elka goes on a political talk show.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Carla's son Gino (Josh Lozoff) decides to enter the priesthood; Cliff tries out his stand-up comedy act.

A birthday surprise for his son reveals a secret from Frasier's past.

A rich couple may thwart Tony's adoption plans.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

The Smarts' honeymoon is delayed by a KAOS plot to sabotage the American fleet.

Part 2/2. Ralph needs a win at the racetrack to get back the Raccoon Lodge's money.

Bilko may have to leave his newly opened restaurant.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor (Peter Wilcox) is actually Elvis Presley. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby. Guest stars: Nancy Lenehan, Stephanie Hagen. With Anne Schedeen and Max Wright.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

Profiling flamingos.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A black lab helps a former police officer cope with life after the force; a horse helps a woman who has special needs become relaxed, focused and more in control.

Rare and amazing animals make America's national parks and preserves home.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys at 6 a.m. inspections.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

Skipper trains Gilligan to succeed him as leader in the event that savages capture him. When Skipper disappears, it is up to Gilligan to take charge and lead the castaways.

The castaways discover that a rock band called "The Mosquitoes" has arrived at the island for some peace and relaxation. They get ready to leave with the band, but discover that the Mosquitoes are not leaving for a month.

The Professor fears for Gilligan's life after he is bitten by a large bug.

Gilligan accidentally activates the timing device of a World War II mine.

Gomer is assigned to pick up Gen. "Punctual Pete" Prescott, but gets detoured.

Gomer has to fight his conscience when his singing rehearsals excuse him from regular duties.

Gomer returns home to Mayberry and becomes involved in a robbery and manhunt.

Carter and Gomer are supposed to be watching Col. Gray's dog for the weekend, but the dog escapes from Gomer.

The family gathers for a tag-team wrestling match after Granny defeats the Boston Strong Girl.

Granny forces Jethro to propose to Hathaway.

Banker Drysdale hires the world's greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle.

Granny thinks a soap opera is real and sets out to rescue an actor whose character is about to undergo a serious operation.

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the staff must try the overflow of cases by midnight. Roy Brocksmith guest stars. With John Larroquette.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) life is thrown into turmoil when his eccentric father (John Astin) moves in with him. With John Larroquette.

Bull (Richard Moll) saves a rich man's life, and Dan (John Larroquette) wants a piece of the action. With Markie Post.

Christine (Markie Post) falls for an undercover officer (Ray Abruzzo) when they are locked in the court records vault together. With John Larroquette.

Rebecca regrets hiring Woody's cousin Russell (Harry Connick Jr.) to play piano at the bar; Cliff gets a new uniform.

Rebecca convinces Sam to let her run the bar, then lets the liquor license expire; Woody joins a poolroom poker game.

Woody returns from England a changed man; Sam becomes Frasier's personal fitness trainer.

Frasier and Lilith are forced to repeat their wedding vows for her overbearing mother (Marilyn Cooper).

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences.

Bob deals with an improbable paternity case and a phone-paging service that never pages him.

Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Max and 99 are assigned to find a KAOS communications system.

Trunk and Doreau (Harrison Page, Anne-Marie Martin) offer damaging testimony against Hammer (David Rasche), who's on trial for the murder of a notorious hood.

Reprise of the season finale. A group of terrorist women, led by a fanatical fitness guru (Mary Woronov), threatens to blow up the city. With Robin Leach and Lance LeGault.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Louis is featured on the classic quiz show.

The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street.

Ozzie thinks a dental receptionist is eyeing him.

The Stones' friends go all out on a new farm.

School-play star Jeff argues with co-star Angie.

The story behind a watch inspires Alex to push Jeff.

Alex and Jeff collaborate on building a kart racer.

Martin's unexpected return causes mixed emotions in his wife.

Rhoda's boss, Jack, decides that his new image is ready for the ultimate test: a date with an attractive woman.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment.

Babysitter Ann thinks her charge has mumps.

Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past.

With Squiggy as his agent, Carmine finds fame after lightning strikes him.

Laverne's dad and Carmine set a trap for the thieves who burglarized the girls' apartment.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Ethel finds someone to teach Lucy an Apache dance that she wants to perform in Ricky's show. The dance instructor thinks he should also be romantic to American women. When Lucy rejects his advances, he challenges Ricky to a duel.

Ethel wants Ricky to be in her benefit show, but Lucy insists that the only way to get Ricky is to let her be in it too. Ricky chooses a song for Lucy to sing, but selects one that has jokes in it where Ricky gets all the punch lines.

Lucy poses as a chauffeur to meet Ernie Kovacs; with Edie Adams.

Lucy and Viv return home terrified after a night at the movies.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Kim must raffle off a sports car she won in order to pay the tax.

Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

Phil makes a date with Ann, a girl he's never seen. "Love and Lover's Lane" Dora and Peter plan to celebrate their anniversary.

Alice is infatuated with her married boss.

Calvin and Linda get married in a nudist colony. In "Love and the Neglected Wife," a wife tries to provoke jealousy in her husband.

Michael has to tutor two actors in the film he's directing. "Love and the Small Wedding" Wendy and Robert try to help out a friend in need.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Bill meets a widow with three children of her own.

Linda delivers her parents' old love letters.

Donna and Tony Martin protest traffic violations.

Chip's reward for saving a dog makes him popular.

Bub is curious about Steve's top-secret project.

Lucy and Harry write a TV commercial for Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Lucy and Viv start off the Little League season with Sherman and Jerry.

Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

When Ricky refuses to appear in Lucy's play "A Tree Grows in Havana," she rewrites it as "The Perils of Pamela." Ricky learns that a Hollywood producer will see the show, so he appears onstage dressed for the original version of Lucy's play.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

Joanie decides to move to Chicago with Chachi and his family to pursue a singing career.

Laverne decides to become a Playboy Bunny and meets Hugh Hefner.

A woman captain pursues Gopher; an older couple sees a friend with a younger woman; a former police officer investigates Vicki's friend.

Capt. Stubing does not approve of a trio of club representatives; a divorcing couple take one last cruise together; a matchmaker errs.

Granny becomes enraged when Elly's pack of dogs tramples her every time she announces a meal is ready.

Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making predictions.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

An old baseball buddy encourages Sam to try out for the Red Sox farm team; Frasier takes care of Lilith's lab rat.

Rebecca hopes an old flame (Harvey Fierstein) will sweep her off her feet; Sam forms a support group.

Romantic sparks start to fly uncontrollably when Latka meets Simka Dahblitz, who is from his native country.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.