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The Hartleys miss a Fourth of July Bicentennial party when they are trapped in a storage locker.

Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay.

While Bob and Emily are on vacation, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.

The Hartley apartment becomes a hot-and-cold battleground when the good doctor declares psychological warfare on his landlord.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Thorny bets Ozzie that he can learn to play a complete song on the piano in one week.

A dog follows Ricky home from school and the entire Nelson family becomes enchanted.

Jeff tries to get an interview with Don Drysdale.

Two girls want to go to a dance with Jeff.

Jeff's new bus fails in front of the house.

Jeff dumps a girl to take the class beauty to the prom.

Rhoda finds herself counseling a married couple despite her limited relationship experience.

Martin is excited over the prospect of a visit from an old friend, until he recalls the friend was once engaged to Ida.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Ann thinks Don is dating a woman in her drama class.

An insecure actor tries to buy Ann's friendship.

Actress Ann Marie and Don discover a ring from Ann's school beau in a box full of memorabilia; Ann looks for a way to return the ring.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

Geisha Lucy needs money for a string of pearls.

Lucy is discovered by some American Indians who are convinced she is their rain goddess.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy $100 for 24 hours of silence.

When Harry fires Lucy, an efficient Vivian takes her job.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

The Ricardos and Mertzes discover they've put on a few pounds over the last few years. An unhappy Lucy talks Ricky into letting her audition for a show, and he tells her that she can have the part if she loses enough weight to fit the costume.

Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

An old actor and actress discover they share a secret. "Love and the Growing Romance" Lana comes up with a unique test for her boyfriend.

George meets a beautiful girl from Venus. "Love and the Missing Mister" Helen can't seem to forget her first husband, Walt.

Eve and Bill are having marital problems. "Love and the Playwright" Bill subjects his wife to unusual situations.

A man goes to a crooked medium for love in the hereafter; a shy man is mistaken for the author of a famous sex book.

Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire.

Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

While Danny still has a broken leg, he gets Nelson Eddy to fill in for him at the club.

Mary's family sees little of her during a visit.

Robbie (Don Grady) discovers that Katie (Tina Cole) is working as a cigarette girl.

The Douglas family has a problem persuading Ernie to accept a new friend when he learns she's a girl.

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

Lucy discovers she has read a price tag upside down when she buys a dinette set.

After Ricky cuts off her allowance, Lucy goes on the radio show "Females Are Fabulous" to earn money; in order to win the money, she has to make Ricky believe she's been married before.

Lucy wants to be in Ricky's act when an injured Buffo the Clown arrives at her apartment; she performs a slapstick routine with Ricky and a cello, and impersonates a seal; everyone is shocked when a TV network offers her a contract.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

Richie wins a date with a Hollywood starlet to the school's victory dance.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

A scientist researches romantic reactions; an out-of-work football player finds a new career; a woman nearing 40 hunts for a husband.

Gopher learns of his new love's past; a wife brings divorce papers to her husband and his girlfriend; old rivals have a boxing rematch.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

A midnight argument at the Jeffersons' spills over into the Bunker household.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Joy's younger sister visits; Melanie helps Victoria write a children's book; Elka and Mamie Sue welcome British royalty.

When Bob helps Joy's grandson deal with a bully, Joy views him in a new light; Melanie is inspired to reconnect with a woman from her past; Victoria tries to keep pace with her younger boyfriend.

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

Rebecca and Lilith throw a slumber party for depressed Carla.

The Cheers gang takes on a rival bar in a war of outrageous pranks; the gang becomes paranoid of all strangers entering the bar, including Boston Red Sox third baseman Wade Boggs.

Tony faces a difficult decision when his father asks him to join him as a merchant seaman.

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Bob's receptionist and a Buddha figure with a clock in its navel give him a hard time.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

A blackmailer threatens to tell Conklin about an event from Connie's past if she doesn't pay up, until the school's publicity agent digs up dirt on Conklin.

When David appears to be making marriage plans, Ozzie and Harriet worry he is too young to walk down the aisle.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Jody woos a girl to get a stamp for his collection.

Terry is embarrassed by Danny's loud manner when she starts dating the son of a conservative banker.

Jeff asks Smitty to fill in on a blind date.

Katie recognizes Steve's new girlfriend as a designing woman long before the men in the family discover it.

Youngest son Ernie (Barry Livingston), who doesn't even like girls, winds up with two dates for the same dance.

Lucy breaks her leg and shares a hospital room with Eva Gabor.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney sign up for Mickey Rooney's acting school.

Lucy is disgusted with Ricky's sloppy ways; she splits the apartment into two parts so she can have a clean side. When a photographer is scheduled to arrive to take pictures of Ricky, she tries to teach Ricky a lesson by making the whole house messy.

Ricky brings home a mink coat he'll use in his show and Lucy thinks it's for her. When Lucy finds out that Ricky arranged for the coat to be stolen from their apartment, she gets even by cutting up a fake fur in front of him.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Ted and Georgette fear they will never have children.

Richie is shocked to learn that Joanie's first date is with Spike, a younger version of Fonzie.

Laverne and Shirley need a job so they take a waitress job at Lenny's greasy diner.

Doc's ex-wife says they are still wed; a man finds $2,000 in a borrowed jacket; a widow meets her son's teacher.

April returns with her fiancé; two writers decide to finish their marriage with their script; a girl unknowingly befriends her father.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Gloria is in a state of shock after Mike unveils his plans for the Stivic family.

The usually punctual Archie is hours overdue at a lodge convention in Buffalo, and no one knows what has happened to him.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

Sam and Woody have a competition to see who can kiss Rebecca first.

Evan is moving to Tokyo, so Rebecca drives him to the airport; she confesses her feelings for him, and he asks her to pick up the woman who will be going with him.

After 10 years of strict monastic life, Simka's cousin visits New York and immediately sets his sights on Elaine.

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Bob and his friends host an orphan contingent for a wildly improbable camping-out experience.

Max and 99 must find the KAOS agent who has infiltrated the harem of an important prince.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Harvey and Tim as tipsy friends coming home from a night of carousing; a spoof of "The Arabian Nights.".

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

Mrs. Mestor wants to consolidate her school with another.

Ozzie takes a shot at making homemade ice cream.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Cissy brings home a soldier's pregnant wife.

Danny confronts the problem of how to be the right amount father and right amount pal to Rusty.

On a date with Jeff, Terry cuts loose at a pizza parlor.

Katie (Tina Cole), alone in the Douglas home, is frightened by what she thinks is the sound of a loud heartbeat.

Chip manages to outwit the machine age when a computer is used to select partners for a school picnic.

Harry tends to Lucy when she is released from the hospital.

Lucy tries to persuade the writer of her favorite soap opera to change his script.

Lucy reads in the paper that Ricky is interested in a chorus girl. After Lucy finds a dancer's black lace in Ricky's pocket -- which he put there during a rehearsal -- Lucy decides to work her way into Ricky's show to see what he's doing.

The girls begin knitting socks for Ricky and Fred, who they believe have been drafted and are heading to war. The men think that the knitting means the girls are pregnant. They wind up arranging surprise parties for each other on the same night.

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Mary tries her hand at creative writing and seeks encouragement from Lou.

Richie is selected to become a contestant on a popular game show with a chance to win $3,200.

To prove a point, Shirley insists that she and Laverne sit at separate tables at a restaurant.

Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way; a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband.

Stubbing's slick brother (Gavin MacLeod) boards; a woman picks a father for her baby; a widow compares a man with her late spouse.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Convention-bound Archie is missing for almost 24 hours, and the family is grasping for clues to his whereabouts.

When Mike and Gloria have a fight, she dares him to try and hold a kiss until Archie arrives from the airport.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Sam tries to get Rebecca her job back after she is fired as manager, and he is hired to replace her.

Sam vows a year of celibacy if he is not the father of an ex-girlfriend's baby.

When Louie learns that his old girlfriend Zena is getting married, he invites himself along on her honeymoon.

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.