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The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must "uncharm" an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

After unwittingly revealing a secret about a bride to her father on her wedding day, Paul badgers Jamie into telling him one of her secrets, and is sorry he did.

On Valentine's Day, Paul and Jamie miss a friend's party when they accidentally lock themselves in the bathroom. They spend time giving each other a beauty treatment and eating antacid pills for food.

Julia jumps to the conclusion that Reese is seeing another woman.

Charlene is convinced that she will become the next country music star.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

A smooth-talking record producer offers Florence fame, fortune and a recording session.

A prostitute in trouble may prove to Louise and Helen that their efforts at the community help center are not useless.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Romance abounds, and rebounds, when the Baxters get new neighbors.

Jeannie is jealous when Tony refuses to break a date with a friend.

Jeannie tells Tony she has never had a birthday but knows that Neptune was in Scorpio the day she was born. Tony tries to find out her birthday through a NASA computer, but Dr. Bellows finds out and takes the answer away before Tony can read it.

Samantha must prevent Darrin from turning into a mouse at midnight.

Sam's father, Maurice, gives magic powers to Darrin, who proceeds to use them to land a difficult account.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Mel's enraged when he learns that his mother told a white lie about his childhood pet.

Mel's dentist falls for Alice when she goes to have a chipped tooth repaired.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Jo's grandfather travels from Poland to see her graduate from college.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Steven feels shortchanged when Elyse becomes preoccupied with volunteer work.

When Alex's carefree crush comes to stay at his house with her mother, he tries to reform her.

Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

When he can't get information at home, Alex looks elsewhere for answers to questions about life and love.

A letter mailed by Grandpa Romano arrives at Ann's apartment four years after his death.

A smooth-talking record producer offers Florence fame, fortune and a recording session.

A prostitute in trouble may prove to Louise and Helen that their efforts at the community help center are not useless.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actress Ally Sheedy; Ed Kennedy.

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

Dr. Becker has so many enemies that he can't figure who would have broken in to vandalize his office.

Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

Paul is offered a large sum of money to produce a documentary about the life of an eccentric billionaire (Jerry Lewis); Paul hires a new editor/cameraman (Steven Wright) who is anything but energetic.

Paul is embarrassed when his father (Louis Zorich) shouts "Hello" to Regis Philbin in public; Regis then asks Paul's star-struck father to appear on his show, and he becomes a public-interest story.

Suzanne volunteers her services as a temporary foster mother to a Vietnamese girl (Connie Lew).

Mary Jo's divorced father takes a romantic interest in Charlene.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

George gives Florence advice on catching a husband.

Tom daydreams an "Old West" confrontation with one of Helen's old flames.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyway.

Jeannie becomes engaged to a handsome suitor to get Tony to pay attention to her.

Darrin gives up his powers and lands the Bliss account anyway.

Esmeralda is reading Mother Goose to Tabitha, and ends up sneezing up the real Mother Goose.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Alice's date with a balloonist gets out of hand when she and the gang become trapped in a runaway balloon.

Tommy catches gambling fever when Mel's mother takes him to the race track.

Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Beverly Ann make vacation plans while Jo considers taking a job in Los Angeles.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Jeff returns from college and wants to go steady with Mallory after confessing he hates Princeton.

Alex needs a college recommendation of an obnoxious English teacher.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

Barbara's ex-boyfriend arrives at the Romano apartment to show off his new bride.

Francine accepts a date with Schneider, who faces competition from an Italian designer.

George gives Florence advice on catching a husband.

Tom daydreams an "Old West" confrontation with one of Helen's old flames.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Actor Judge Reinhold; actor Rondell Sheridan; actress Rita Rudner.

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.