KIVY-LD

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Actress Dyan Cannon; sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Esmeralda decides to right a wrong she committed hundreds of years before.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Rosie Greis; comic Steven Wright.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Jamie's forced to work on an ad campaign with her ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz). He's recently published a comic book that features an evil queen from outer space, and Jamie thinks the character is based on her.

The Buchmans struggle to find the perfect anniversary gift and discover that the newsstand where they met has burned down.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Endora finds a willing accomplice in Venus, a statue come to life.

Maurice is infuriated that Sam and Darrin didn't visit him in London.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Arnold Schwarzenegger; comedian Jerry Seinfeld; tennis player Andre Agassi.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.