KIVY-LD

Helen decides to throw a lavish Christmas Eve party, but Joe is in a hurry to go skiing in Vermont; Brian and Casey agree to date other people.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Samantha's Aunt Clara comes for a visit; Aunt Clara's magic makes her a popular babysitter.

Darrin buys a garage door opener to cover up Samantha's witchcraft.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

A series of events disrupts Mrs. Garrett's attempts to entertain French visitors.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor-comic Robin Williams.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Helen thinks that the man (Pat Hingle) claiming to be Joe and Brian's long-lost grandfather is an impostor.

Helen invites a surprise guest who attends Roy's birthday party -- the gay son (Abraham Benrubi) he has not seen in six years.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Allison Sugarbaker (Julia Duffy) buys out Suzanne's share of the business and attempts to take it over.

A cousin buys out Suzanne, then tries to take over the business.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Comic George Carlin; actor Jackie Cooper; composer Marvin Hamlisch; songwriter Jack Knight.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.