KIVY-LD

After Becker's computer is stolen from his apartment, he buys another one through shady circumstances.

A cat finds its way into John's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Jamie plans to quit her job, then learns Troy wants to destroy Lance's career; a cockatoo flies into the Buchmans' apartment.

Nearing the end of her term, Jamie (Helen Hunt) lends Paul's cousin (guest star Sam Lloyd) more than enough help in opening his shop.

At a designer's convention, Mary Jo's new attitude leads her to an all-night rendezvous.

Mary Jo spots the man who once mugged her and has him arrested.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

George is anxious to be a guest lecturer at a college until he realizes where the school is.

Mother Jefferson and Uncle Bertram join forces to reunite the feuding factions of Tom and Helen's families.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Hazel's plan to get rid of a bothersome handyman backfires when he proposes to her.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

The neighborhood is outraged at the lack of traffic signals at a nearby intersection.

When Samantha gets pressed for time, Endora transforms herself into her daughter's double.

Victoria Butterfield's father comes to take her away from the Findlay household.

Phillip is devastated when he finds out why an older woman has been dating him.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Jo is furious when she learns that a favorite teacher is planning to leave Eastland.

The girls learn a valuable lesson when they join Tootie's college-aged brother and his roommate for a night on the town.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Steven and Elyse bicker during their 20th anniversary eve party.

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

Ann finds herself in her most serious romantic involvement since her divorce.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

George is anxious to be a guest lecturer at a college until he realizes where the school is.

Mother Jefferson and Uncle Bertram join forces to reunite the feuding factions of Tom and Helen's families.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Comedian David Letterman; Scot Morris.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.

Becker shuttles Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements; Doug Heffernan, Ray Barone and Hilton Lucas visit Becker's office.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Helen is irate when Joe alters the architectural plans for their house without consulting her; after their fight, Joes dreams that he and Helen die in a plane crash.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) fail to impress their birthing instructor (guest star Marsha Warfield) on a practice run to the hospital.

The Buchmans have their own concerns but are forced to listen to the troubles of ditsy waitress Ursula.

Julia copes with Reese's unexpected death by caring for a lonely child.

Charlene must readjust to married life when Bill returns from the Persian Gulf.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorized chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

The neighborhood women become jealous when a model moves into town.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Maude plans to work for a congresswoman friend.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Blair is stunned by her socialite sister's decision to become a nun and then by a shocking announcement from Jo.

Blair believes that she is the only one capable of keeping her sister and Jo from becoming nuns.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Tennis player Björn Borg; actress Jean Marsh; grape catcher Paul Tavilla.

Becker is sure that his string of lucky breaks will bring some bad luck.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Helen decides to throw a lavish Christmas Eve party, but Joe is in a hurry to go skiing in Vermont; Brian and Casey agree to date other people.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Samantha's Aunt Clara comes for a visit; Aunt Clara's magic makes her a popular babysitter.

Darrin buys a garage door opener to cover up Samantha's witchcraft.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

A series of events disrupts Mrs. Garrett's attempts to entertain French visitors.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor-comic Robin Williams.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Helen thinks that the man (Pat Hingle) claiming to be Joe and Brian's long-lost grandfather is an impostor.

Helen invites a surprise guest who attends Roy's birthday party -- the gay son (Abraham Benrubi) he has not seen in six years.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Allison Sugarbaker (Julia Duffy) buys out Suzanne's share of the business and attempts to take it over.

A cousin buys out Suzanne, then tries to take over the business.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Comic George Carlin; actor Jackie Cooper; composer Marvin Hamlisch; songwriter Jack Knight.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.