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A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Samantha makes her own dress for an affair at the home of agency client JT Glendon.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Sparks fly when Tootie and her mother find it difficult to communicate.

Blair takes away all her cousin Geri's responsibilities in planning a charity auction.

Monroe falls for the Rushes' housekeeper, who is an illegal alien.

Henry takes justice into his own hands after Monroe is raped by two women.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

Ann falls for her Greek-archaeology professor.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor Charles Grodin; comic Dom Irrera; Tommy Walton.

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.

Jake bets Becker that he can't quit smoking on a day when everything seems to be blowing up in his face.

Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Jamie and Paul (Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser) have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner; Mabel may be allergic. Lisa Kudrow and Steve Park guest star.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets jealous when Paul (Paul Reiser) hires his former nurse, Diane (guest star Jean Louisa Kelly), to help his neighbor Hal (guest star Paxton Whitehead).

While Anthony wonders whether he made a mistake by marrying Etienne, the ladies throw them a wedding shower.

When Anthony agrees to testify in court for Mary Jo, he reluctantly becomes her legal adviser.

A Swazi prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Hazel's new color television attracts family and friends.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Endora's stint as a babysitter for Tabitha proves to be too much for Mrs. Kravitz.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Jo's Brooklyn boyfriend returns unexpectedly.

The shaky marriage of Mrs. Garrett's son may spell trouble for Edna's Edibles.

Henry and Monroe find a bag of money and plan to keep it, until they discover that a neighbor's home was robbed.

The Rush family recalls how they met Monroe and came to love him in spite of his silly mishaps.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Alex plays overprotective brother when Mallory goes out with the school's sports hero.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A romantic trauma so affects Schneider that he contemplates celibacy.

Barbara becomes a target of ridicule after she files a complaint against her professor for sexual harassment.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Actress Suzanne Pleshette; Dr. Paul Ehrlich; host Tom Snyder.

Margaret has an erotic dream about Becker; Jake accidentally signs for a keg of beer; Reggie, Jake, and Bob decide to drink it all.

Joe, Brian and Roy are on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Helen and Joe are leery about going to a dinner where Roy will introduce his willful mother (Rose Marie).

After Jamie (Helen Hunt) gives Paul's (Paul Reiser) new documentary a bad review, he's asked to care for his super's (guest star Jerry Adler) garden. With guest stars Abe Vigoda and Robert Klein.

Ira's (John Pankow) business takes a dive; Paul (Paul Reiser) is blinded by Jamie (Helen Hunt), which threatens Ira's plans. With guest stars Richard Kind and Dan Castellaneta.

Mary Jo's colleagues cannot understand why she's interested in her dumb boyfriend (Patrick Warburton), a top male model.

The weather wreaks havoc on B.J.'s plan to fly everyone to Washington, D.C., for the inauguration.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection.".

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Depressed Sabrina reconnects with an old friend (Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick) to escape from the present.

When Sabrina can't voice her love for Josh, she turns to the Love Doctor (guest star Usher), the Other Realm's relationship guru.

Sabrina writes an exposé on the shady dealings of a local politician.

A spell backfires, altering the Spellman family history and erasing Sabrina from everyone's memories.

Mork competes in a downhill roller-skating race with a dishonest world champion.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency.

Mindy exhibits bizarre behavior during a family reunion when she eats some Orkan food.

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Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse -- and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

Mr. Bradford tries to pair Vicky and an old beau.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Ann's enthusiasm over her new lifestyle becomes a real problem when she accidentally influences the wrong person.

Ann tries to work up the nerve to ask a handsome business associate for a date.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Mrs. Naugatuck announces that she is in love and plans to be married.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

Hazel leads a highway commission on a nature walk.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Endora's stint as a babysitter for Tabitha proves to be too much for Mrs. Kravitz.

Actor Gregory Peck; actor Edgar Bergen; actor George Gobel; actor Jim Bouton.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse -- and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

Spoofs of "World of Sport," "Laugh In.".

The fire brigade choir rewrites the Robin Hood tale.

Jacques Cousteau spoof; Fred Scuttle.

A tour guide is stumped; Frankenstein.

Jacques Cousteau spoof; Fred Scuttle.

A tour guide is stumped; Frankenstein.

Nicole (Stacy Keenan) vows to take matters into her own hands when Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) can't agree on a place to live.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) deceives Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) regarding her plans for the evening.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) console Nicole (Staci Keanan) after she is stood up by her first date.

In order to please Nicole, Michael begins to date her babysitter.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Steven and Elyse Keaton, once 1960s radicals, now find themselves in Reagan-era American trying to raise a traditional suburban family. Son Alex P. Keaton is an ambitious young Republican, and his sister Mallory is a shallow victim of the corporate culture, obsessed with music, clothes and boys. Their only normal kid is young Jennifer, a bit of a tomboy. In later seasons, the Keatons add a fourth

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Drew jeopardizes his relationship with Kate when he hires an attractive ex-girlfriend as his assistant.

Drew has a chance to get a promotion, if he makes a deal which compromises his values and frames an innocent employee.

Drew is the only one excited when his boss expresses interest in buying the Buzz Beer company.

Drew (Drew Carey) and his friends are forced to abstain from alcohol and learn that sobriety can be fun.

Beth (Vicki Lewis) presents one of her clothing designs to a fashion executive of questionable reputation (guest star George Hamilton).

Bill (Phil Hartman) feels intimidated by Joe's (Joe Rogan) talents as a radio broadcaster; Beth (Vicki Lewis) falls for Jimmy's (Stephen Root) nephew (guest star David Cross).

"NewsRadio" showcases the hilarious antics of staffers at WNYX, the fictional No.2 news radio station serving New York. The characters are eccentric and witty, and sarcasm is the name of the game as they surprise one another with back-and-forth banter. Dave Foley stars as the level-headed news director who tries -- but mostly fails -- to keep his colleagues in line.

Bill shares his own relationship woes with Dave when he learns that Dave and Lisa have officially split up.

Maya dates an exterminator (Joe Rogan) whose lack of education impedes their romance; Finch and Elliott offer Kevin (Brian Posehn) money to watch him eat gross things.

Finch asks Jack for money to hire a tutor (Brigid Brannagh), but he ends up paying for massages instead.

When his novel-writing experience leads to frustration, Jack hires an English professor (Michael Ensign) to write the book for him.

When the staff's antics drive a fashion designer (Kate Spade) out of the office, Jack hires a corporate therapist (Stephen Root) to re-educate the staff on tactful behavior.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony.

While watching a Western, Tony says he wished he lived in those old days, so Jeannie blinks him back there.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

Darrin asks for Samantha's help in influencing an important client.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Mel comes to work one day and is surprised to find his mother Carrie has come to town for another visit. She quickly takes over the diner and starts running the kitchen herself.

While taking out the garbage, Mel has an encounter with a little old lady who catches him by surprise when she mugs him. However, when Mel recounts the story, she suddenly becomes four thugs. Mel quickly eats his words when she is captured.

Summer exploits are the topic of discussion when the gang returns from vacation.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

The Rush family learns that Monroe is dating a wealthy woman who's old enough to be his mother.

Henry discovers that his wartime friend visiting from England is still a womanizer.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

A college coed seduces teenage Alex when he meets her delivering groceries.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

Ann's business rival cons her into getting transferred out of town.

Unemployed Ann meets an irritating competitor.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Actor Liv Ullman; writer J.J. Wall; actor Patrika Darbo.

Becker's new girlfriend, a much younger woman named Darcy (Angela Shelton), has the doctor's heart doing flip-flops.

Dr. Becker is willed the ashes of a dead patient, but he doesn't remember the man.

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

Dr. Lee (guest star Steve Park) helps Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon, as irresponsible Lisa (guest star Anne Ramsay) cares for Murray. With John Pankow, Mo Gaffney and Jeff Garlin.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) spend an unsettling, trial night in a large house in the suburbs. With guest stars Richard Benjamin and Rhea Perlman.

When Mary Jo and Julia discuss putting a dog to sleep, Bernice (Alice Ghostley) assumes they're referring to her.

When Anthony and Etienne's families finally meet, Julia persuades them to repeat their marriage vows.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Hazel plots to get to Snowman's Lodge ahead of George's schedule.

Tony complains that Jeannie is constantly getting him into trouble.

Jeannie is jealous when Tony refuses to break a date with a friend.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a Scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

A cross-country trucker's former partner gets a waitressing job at the diner.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Natalie takes a risk when she chooses computer dating as the subject of her term paper.

Tootie faces an important decision as she tries to gain her boyfriend's acceptance.

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue.

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Steven and his father realize they may be able to iron out their long-lasting differences.

Mallory's frightened when a close family friend makes a pass at her.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Ann's forced partnership with Nick Handris becomes all that she feared when he expects Barbara to baby-sit his unruly 12-year-old.

Ann and Barbara return from a trip to find their apartment has been burglarized.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Actor Dennis Hopper; wildlife expert Joan Embery; actor Rich Hall.

When Margaret forces Becker to take a vacation because of his temper, Linda mistakenly books him on a gay cruise.

Love blinds Becker when his college flame (Jaclyn Smith) announces she has left her husband to be with him.