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Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Host Jack Paar; actor Stephen Lang.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night.

Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt.

Anthony convinces his reluctant colleagues to participate in a program at his former prison.

A discussion of the Clarence Thomas hearings prompts Bernice to realize she was once sexually harassed.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected, and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop.

Steven and Elyse plan a nostalgic weekend with the kids before the baby arrives.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

Ann and the girls are startled when a young man appears at their door looking for his long-lost father.

Ann suffers a crisis on her 36th birthday.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected, and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor George Carlin; actress Keshia Knight Pulliam.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.