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The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Penhall (Peter DeLuise) falls for a narcotics officer with questionable tactics and a possible drug abuse problem.

Hassie wants to take piano lessons.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Kate falls victim to a sales pitch.

Grandpa rents the fruit and vegetable stand to a man from town.

Grampa teaches George courtship methods.

Kate becomes ill as Christmas approaches.

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Sketches include comments from Debbie, Ruth in Sleeping Beauty, Edith Ann meets Jack, the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award, Ruth's friendly lady, Dan and Ruth's isolation booth and more.

Barbara Feldon; Hugh Hefner; Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Richard Nixon, John Wayne, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Jack Lemmon, Bob Hope and Sonny Tufts.

Sketches include the marriage counselor, Captain Amazing, the salute to the press, the good news, the senator blackouts, news stories, the Indian tradition, the Burbank beauties; featuring William Conrad, Henry Mancini, and Dan and Mary Rowan.

Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the cast salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Sketches include Gladys' dream, the tattoo runner, the mod world of television, the isolation booth, the soap opera, the fortune-teller, the Partridge family takeoff; featuring Sally Struthers, Carl Reiner, Slappy White, and Sue Ann Langdon.

Sketches include the vaudeville wall, the cocktail party, bad manners, the interrogation crossover, eternal youth, the convict runner, a Thanksgiving salute, the leftovers blackouts, and more; featuring James Caan, Nanette Fabray and Bob Crane.

Sketches include firing-squad runners; visit with the nuns; drinking quickie; running jokes with Godfather; headline news; book reviews; news from London, Ireland and China; news of the first lady; featuring Carol Burnett.

Sketches include Lily's tasteful lady; marriage counselor, Henny con man sketch; Ruth dungeon runner, the Swizzlers, Sarah and Penn nun runners; checkout counter; show business news; featuring Rich Little, Henny Youngman and Jack Klugman.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

An ex-commando whips up a mission to Nicaragua to negotiate with terrorists who have nuclear armaments.

Disguised German commandos head for Casablanca on a mission to change World War II.

Grampa puts Luke in charge of the farm.

Hassie befriends a wealthy neighbor.

Luke and Kate dabble in the stock market.

Kate visits a marriage counselor.

Amos won't give Kate money for a washing machine.

Pepino prepares to take his citizenship test.

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Hassie's hip friends ridicule Grandpa.

Grampa goes to jail for burning trash.

Grandpa sees that George's nephew is up to no good.

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Amos has two dates for the church social.

Flip Wilson hosts this variety show, a mix of skits, musical acts and famous guests. Famous characters include Geraldine Jones - a sassy, modern woman who had a boyfriend named Killer (who, when not in prison, was at the pool hall) - and Reverend Leroy, the minister of the Church of What's Happening Now!

David Frost; James Brown; the Muppets.

Lily and Flip do saloon and computer dating bits; Redd gives an English lesson and Rev; Leroy preaches with the Temptations.

Roger Miller; the Temptations; Lily Tomlin; Redd Foxx.

Perry Como; Charlie Callas; Denise Nicholas; Lola Falana.

Callas is a palace guard and Italian café patron; Louis leads Rev. Leroy's church in "When The Saints Go Marching In.".

Robert Goulet; Robert Klein; Lola Falana; Dean Martin.

Arte's a hopeless holdup man; Marcel does his Mask Maker pantomime; Moms gets a Geraldine makeover.

Arte's a hopeless holdup man; Marcel does his Mask Maker pantomime; Moms gets a Geraldine makeover.

Stevie Wonder; Connie Stevens; John Byner; Johnny Brown.

Lena Horne; Tony Randall; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Sid Caesar; Bobby Darin; B.B. King.

Burl Ives, Slim Gaillard, music group Sha Na Na.

Raymond Burr; Stanley Myron; the Muppets; Loretta Long; Sunday's Child.

James Brown discusses dance moves; Frost interviews Geraldine and (along with Sunday's Child) joins Rev. Leroy's church.

The boxing champ makes poetic predictions for his Joe Frazier fight; Tomlin's a health nut; Flip and Bobby do a vaudeville bit.

Joe Namath; Johnny Mathis; George Carlin; Abbey Lincoln.

Art Carney; Barbara Feldon; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Aretha Franklin; David Frost.

Don Rickles; Ray Charles; Leslie Uggams.

Diahann Carroll; Tim Conway; Robert Klein.

Carlin does a monologue on NYC cops; Flip fixes Ray Stevens' TV set; Rev. Leroy visits Lena Horne at a nightclub.

Lily Tomlin; Hamid Hamilton Camp; Gaylord & Holiday.

Flip Wilson hosts this variety show, a mix of skits, musical acts and famous guests. Famous characters include Geraldine Jones - a sassy, modern woman who had a boyfriend named Killer (who, when not in prison, was at the pool hall) - and Reverend Leroy, the minister of the Church of What's Happening Now!