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Sketches include the two monks, the marriage counselor, the pilot runner, the family fight blackout, the Farkle family, the fickle finger of fate, the hijacked hearse and the bug in the soup; featuring Angie Dickinson, Totie Fields and Monty Hall.

Guests Meredith Baxter and David Birney play an indignant wife and her husband who has too much to drink and co-stars who carry their disagreement onto the movie set.

Guest Dom DeLuise portrays an Apache dancer and Dominick the Great the amazing juggler, magician, and fraud; the cast salutes the world of actors.

Barbara Feldon; Pamela Austin; Ken Berry.

Barbara Feldon, Flip Wilson, Pamela Austin; cameo appearances by Sheldon Leonard, Buddy Hackett and Lorne Greene.

Robert Culp, Flip Wilson, The First Edition, Leo G. Carroll, Sheldon Leonard and Tommy Smothers.

ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play. Brian: Benji Gregory.

Templar shields a woman from a murder plot during his investigation of an insurance policy and an oft-widowed actor.

Templar's apartment is booby-trapped when he pursues a murdered reporter's investigation of a corrupt union boss.

Templar finds smuggled gems stuffed in a slain man's briefcase, then enlists the man's son to solve the mystery.

A friend of Templar's, now sightless, is convinced he has located pearls he and Simon searched for years before.

Luke signs up for 20 years worth of dance lessons.

Luke and a crop duster vie for a rich woman.

Luke falls for the owner of a cornfield-trampling cow.

Grampa has to pick Louise's tomato crop.

A Scottish relative threatens Grampa's family position.

Greg runs away from home because he feels neglected.

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Luke gets an ad-agency job.

Grampa runs for grange president; Louise's aunt is campaign manager.

Aunt Win has ulterior motives for dating George.

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Grampa fears Luke will leave the farm if he marries Louise.

Stingo (Peter MacNicol), a young writer, moves to Brooklyn in 1947 to begin work on his first novel. As he becomes friendly with Sophie (Meryl Streep) and her lover Nathan (Kevin Kline), he learns that Sophie is a Holocaust survivor. Flashbacks reveal her harrowing story, from pre-war prosperity to Auschwitz. In the present, Sophie and Nathan's relationship increasingly unravels as Stingo grows cl

After being tortured by SS Officer Haake (Donald Pleasence) for helping Jews elude the Nazis, Austrian surgeon Dr. Ravic (Anthony Hopkins) escapes from a concentration camp and flees to pre-occupation Paris, where he lives in exile. When Ravic prevents singer Joan Madou (Lesley-Anne Down) from a suicidal jump off a bridge, a passionate love affair ensues. But just as his life is looking up, Ravic'

Three tales of love and violence: "Portrait of a Murderer," "Duel at Dawn," "The Midas Touch.".

Catherine Boyd (Meg Ryan) is a highly intelligent doctoral student at Princeton University and is engaged to stuffy Professor James Moreland (Stephen Fry). Ed Walters (Tim Robbins), a mechanic and all-around regular guy, falls for Catherine and searches for a way to impress her. Believing that the key to Catherine's heart is his IQ, Ed passes himself off as a physicist with the help of Catherine's

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

Billie Jo discovers that her late father wanted her to be a doctor.

Kate asks the judge if she can legally keep Billie Jo from going to Hollywood.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Catherine Boyd (Meg Ryan) is a highly intelligent doctoral student at Princeton University and is engaged to stuffy Professor James Moreland (Stephen Fry). Ed Walters (Tim Robbins), a mechanic and all-around regular guy, falls for Catherine and searches for a way to impress her. Believing that the key to Catherine's heart is his IQ, Ed passes himself off as a physicist with the help of Catherine's

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

Billie Jo discovers that her late father wanted her to be a doctor.

Kate asks the judge if she can legally keep Billie Jo from going to Hollywood.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Aunt Win tries to make Luke jealous by matchmaking.

Greg has imaginary friends and makes up stories.

Luke keeps bringing dogs to the ranch.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Dr. Michael A. Youssef passionately proclaims uncompromising truth from God's Word to people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way. Join him for sound Biblical teaching each week.

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Grandpa, Luke and George are judges in a homemaker contest.

Grampa threatens George with a curse.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns"; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.