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To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.

Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.

Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.

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A TV reporter accuses the operator of a home for unwed mothers of misappropriating funds.

Two students receive some angelic motivation; as teachers, Jonathan and Mark motivate an overweight outcast and unscholarly athlete.

Columbo's Mexico cruise is disrupted when an automobile executive kills his blackmailing lover, the ship's singer, then frames a musician.

A psychiatrist (George Hamilton) romances a wealthy patient (Lesley Ann Warren) then uses her in his alibi after killing her husband (Stephen Elliott).

A foreign dignitary murders his rival then disguises the crime as part of a robbery blamed on college protesters.

A retired actress/dancer stages her wealthy husband's suicide after he refuses to finance her Broadway comeback.

A cunning advertising consultant leading a double life as a spy tries to cover up the details of a homicide.

Herman pens himself into trouble when he ghostwrites love letters for a shy co-worker.

Grandpa concocts a potion to provide instant talent for Eddie when Herman forces him to take up the trumpet.

Two of Marilyn's teachers decide to present Herman to the scientific world as the only living prehistoric man.

Dr. Frankenstein's great-grandson arrives with cousin Johann, who looks exactly like Herman.

Grandpa creates a robot playmate for Eddie.

A used-car salesman (Frank Gorshin) hoodwinks Herman.

A gospel singer kills his evangelist wife when she denies him more money and threatens blackmail.

A man murders his wife and has a friend cover up the act with a burglary, only to have the friend blackmail him into doing the same favor in return.

A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete.

A high-school student who lost his legs in an accident regains his will to live. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

Watts tells Murdoch of a vagrant's death at a rail camp; now working as a PI, Watts had been hired to infiltrate the community to find the victim, who had come into an inheritance; when another man is killed, Murdoch suspects a sequential killer.

After an argument, Herman draws a line down the center of the house and orders Grandpa to stay on his side.

Herman is mistaken for a dummy by a couple of fraternity boys, who cart him off to a sorority house.

While obeying a "don't walk" sign, Herman gets hit by a car.

Eddie's school essay about his family prompts a visit from the principal.

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Dylan Dreyer travels down under to meet Australian animals found nowhere else on the planet, from a tree-dwelling koala to a duck-billed platypus.

The Globetrotters line dance their way into the hearts of an amazing community in Tennessee, hit the beach with some amazing foster kids and their chosen family, and pay homage to their loyal fans; Bulldog breaks down his famous hook shot.

Sheinelle Jones explores some of the rarest animal species on Earth -- such as black rhinos and Amur leopards -- and their remarkable critter kids.

Sheinelle Jones searches the land and sea for a look at some of the Earth's most mesmerizing mammals.

Peter and Rae travel to the Mojave desert, North America's driest region, to help conservationists save the Mojave desert tortoise; they explore a groundbreaking program that helps baby tortoises and ensures the survival of the entire species.

Dr. Rae and Peter embark on an extraordinary journey into the world of the American black bear; Dr. Rae travels to New Hampshire to participate in a crucial black bear den inspection, while Peter experiences a day in the life of a bear cub caretaker.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse.

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Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past.

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family.

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle.

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

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Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.

Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.

While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.

Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.

Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.

Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.