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When Robert tells Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

Troy McClure hosts a celebration of the milestone that is the 138th episode of The Simpsons.

Homer forms a bowling team - the Pin Pals - with Moe, Apu and Otto. But when Mr Burns muscles in on the team, one of the original members has to go..

Billy Monger chats about his new book. Angela Griffin talks about the new series of Blue Lights. Gary Kemp tells us about his Beatles book. Plus: Leila Khan, Rachel Parris and The Snuts.

It's a clash of the titans when nine-year-old Helena meets Zeus the Shih Tzu. And will jittery retriever Pipet panic when she meets Tom and Ayesha.

Broker John takes on stunning Jelleys Hollow in the Surrey hills, featured in Beauty and the Beast and Star Wars. And can Shereen sell a £12 million penthouse on the Thames.

In Devon, Kirstie searches for a home for single mum Michelle, who feels stuck after many failed offers, while Phil helps Ed and Catherine, who want a new life outside of London.

George transforms a rusty lift into a cabin in the sky, and heads to Denmark to visit a modern Viking longhouse. Plus: the pinkest thing to ever appear on the show.

Ballroom dancer Neil craves a holiday home on Kefalonia. Can tantalising terraces, balconies in abundance and a flip-floppingly fab villa get him quickstepping to put in an offer.

To get onto the property ladder, best mates Brad and Billy have bought a run-down house in Coventry together. Scarlette and Stuart help them turn it into a home.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Kevin McCloud uncovers the stories behind the buildings that Britain's chosen to preserve, starting with Cosmic House and Tower Bridge.

Kevin swaps bricks for gearsticks as he embarks on a new adventure, starting with a divine drive along the French Riviera in a classic Citroen DS convertible.

The rival groups are finally getting along. There's a feast of cat food and pig trotters. A surprising romance blooms. But will a Westsider's discovery shatter the truce.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best TV.

The coppers face an operational dilemma when a gang's car is spotted on the move. And Sergeant Graham is on patrol, but is he at risk of being confused for a stripper.