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Bill becomes the first British comedian to tread the boards of the Royal Opera House as he goes down the rabbit hole with Google reviews of Poundland, and Samuel Pepys in the modern age.

This time it's Race Across the World, Married at First Sight Australia, The Apprentice, Last One Laughing, Secrets of the Bees, Just One Thing and Celebrity Ex on the Beach.

The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Faking It, Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Night Coppers, Inside Our Minds, and Naked and Afraid.

Chelsea and George seek a threesome, but will it help Chelsea move past George's sexually adventurous past and infidelity? Jess and Ben host a naked dinner party.

A stressed 76-year-old is rushed to St George's with a deep head cut. And a mother remembers learning to love the colour of her skin after suffering racial abuse growing up.

Maria and Paul dream of owning a home away from home among the Andalucian countryside, to escape the English winters. Can Craig Rowe find 'the one' for their budget of £270k.

Masum and Maria's south London Victorian terraced home no longer works for their family. Louis and Sarah tackle the upstairs of their 16th-century gatehouse in Hove.

Matt begins work on his dream woodland hut and wildlife hideaway, while Nicola, Luke and Molly make the pond area more accessible for Mike and Janice.

In Portugal, Richard and Simon's bar relaunches after closing for a week. In Italy, a drought causes problems at Lisa and Paul's holiday lets. Plus: mattress mayhem in France.

As work progresses, the endless dust, noise and stress take their toll. And after Jon has another setback, the family begin to wonder if the build is really worth it..

Tracy from Southport is searching for a country home with B&B potential around the lakes of Languedoc in France. Can Jonnie Irwin find her perfect property on a budget of £100,000.

Anne-Marie and Adrian consider Los Cristianos in southern Tenerife their second home... so why not buy one there? Can Jean Johansson find the perfect place for £160k.

Terry and Ashley race to finish the 401 Suite and rehang a 200-crystal chandelier. Belinda and Lee tackle tower mould. Can Vivienne and Simon finish a bathroom mural in time.

Kirstie and Phil look back at Catherine and Nigel's dated, 70s-style bungalow in Larne. Was the addition of a garage a love-it game changer.

Accident-prone trainee teacher Kirsty Davenport hosts with a simple menu and some creative entertainment. But have the group already tired of Russell's constant jokes.

The guests have high expectations for Ann-Marie Hamilton's menu. And she plans to reveal her fun side with a surprise singalong in the garden.

Hairdresser Becci Moloney's outdoor bar is a hit with her female guests. But Russell and Adam don't know what to make of her collection of recycled toilets..

Self-confessed foodie Adam has been talking his night up all week. But his guests are surprised by a menu that doesn't amount to much more than posh bangers and mash.

Funnyman Russell Turnbull hosts the final night. He's played his culinary cards close to his chest, but can he actually cook.

Keith Brymer Jones and Marj Hogarth crack on with the next stage of their 163-year-old chapel renovation, and throw a gigantic vintage clothes sale to raise much-needed funds.

In the South Downs National Park, Michelle and Derek take on a cosy cottage in need of some TLC. Archie and Lauren try to add value to their Somerset fixer-upper.

This time it's Race Across the World, Married at First Sight Australia, The Apprentice, Last One Laughing, Secrets of the Bees, Just One Thing and Celebrity Ex on the Beach.

Action thriller with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and Dennis Hopper. When a terrorist places a bomb on a bus, a cop and a passenger must steer it to safety.

Guillermo del Toro's star-studded carny thriller with Bradley Cooper and Cate Blanchett. Can a chancer with a dark past use clairvoyancy to fleece rich New Yorkers out of a fortune.

Carol's rushed to Queen's after a lighter set fire to her oxygen tank and burnt her face. Trevor, who's blind, has fallen down the stairs at home. And Grace has injured her knee.

A steam engine enthusiast makes an ambitious journey across Devon in an 80-year-old steamroller. Near Falmouth, two champion free divers explore a spectacular underwater cave.

George meets builder Anthony and physiotherapist Emily, who are determined to turn their ramshackle 17th-century cottage in Warwickshire into their family home.

Matt gets to work on a set of stone steps for the paddock and helps beekeeper George transport some of the beehives to the high Dales for heather season.

In Portugal, there's beer fear at Richard and Simon's new bar. Will they run out? A group of cyclists tackle the French Pyrenees' snowy mountains.

With Jon back to health, things finally start to look up. Work starts in the garden and Jasmine's carpenter brother Andrew helps out making bookshelves for Joy's bedroom.

Retiree Marie and her son Alex are searching for a permanent home for Marie and her cats in Poitou-Charentes in France. Can Scarlette Douglas find their purr-fect home for £110,000.

Tom and his son Alan look for a holiday home on beautiful Gran Canaria, that their whole family can enjoy. Can Ben Hillman find the perfect place for Tom's £120k budget.

Tim and Krys build a wine cave, but is Tim out of his depth? Alicia and Carlton race to prep for their first wedding. Tim and Sasha create a bold, colourful courtyard.

List It: Brilliant Builds: Did Susan and John's Rushden renovation give them the social hub they wanted without losing any of their home's cherished charm.

The first host, eco-campaigner Hector Christie, serves up a menu of raw food and home-grown produce. But his guests are more impressed by his stately home.

Former cabaret queen and make-up artist Kirsten goes back to her roots with a Danish night. Her traditional menu is a hit, but what do the guests make of her singing.

Sales representative Damion Fearnley aims to impress with a carefully crafted menu of restaurant-quality food. But there's tension between two of his guests.

Theatre nurse Jenny Fox hopes to have the competition all sewn up by preparing her party with medical precision. But will her risqué entertainment prove too much.

Retired housekeeper Viv Foster - who has years of experience serving the rich and famous - raises the stakes with a butler, silver service and super posh nosh.

Retirees Clover and Mark want to find a new home in one of the stunning villages of Axarquía in Andalucía. Danni Menzies lines up five superb villas for their budget of £300,000.

Alex Brooker, Ambika Mod, Rose Ayling-Ellis, Vicky Pattison and Sam Thompson make mini rolls, syrup sponge puddings, and iconic outfits in choux.

Carol's rushed to Queen's after a lighter set fire to her oxygen tank and burnt her face. Trevor, who's blind, has fallen down the stairs at home. And Grace has injured her knee.

A stressed 76-year-old is rushed to St George's with a deep head cut. And a mother remembers learning to love the colour of her skin after suffering racial abuse growing up.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time.