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In east Devon, master wheelwrights Greg and Mike Rowland embark on a new commission - building a gun carriage to sit aboard the HMS Warrior.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

Craig and his daughter Holly are pooling their resources to buy a holiday home in their favourite destination, Mallorca. With a £180,000 budget, can Danni Menzies find their perfect place.

The first host, party-loving support worker Emma Parsons, reckons that she can win the competition on personality alone.

Adam James pops to the salon to top up his tan before he starts cooking, but he gets in a muddle in the kitchen, on a night featuring very bright cabbage and a 'vajazzle'.

Hairdressing entrepreneur Lisa Styles plans to impress her guests with her butler-staffed mansion and prize-winning stallion. But Emma compares her main course to an armpit.

Family man Hal Dervish serves up six different dishes for his meze starter and four different meats for his main, followed by Turkish dancing in the garden.

Posh magistrate Diane hopes to inject a little sophistication into the competition by hosting a black-tie event on the final night.

In Worthing and Portsmouth, pensioners Bill and Hilary, dance fans Micaela and Sanchez, and kids' entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy compete in a week of hippie happenings and hip-hop.

Competing to host the best party in Grimsby are straight-talking Mel and Patrick, seasoned ravers Vanessa and Steve and lovebirds Amber and Ryan, whose matching pink outfits raise eyebrows.

Louise's best friend June has just bought a holiday home in La Duquesa, and now Louise wants to follow suit! Ben Hillman shows her what £120k can buy, but are any of them the perfect place.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

Polly and Andrew discover what Valencia has to offer for their £250k, from a charming courtyard to a wrap-around balcony to wrap their heads around. Are any of them their perfect place.

Lisa's looking for a holiday home on the stunning coastline of southern Alicante. Can her dad and Jasmine Harman help her to bag her dream place.

Kirstie helps Gwyneth and James navigate head-versus-heart to find a home near Glasgow where they can start a family. In Stirling, Phil balances Lorraine and her daughters' needs.

Howard and Sarah build a sleek, angled, metallic floating home on a tidal estuary near Worthing. But with the constant tidal shifts disrupting construction, will it sink or swim.

The wheels well and truly come off as quiz master Jimmy Carr faces the most chaotic moments from the Big Fat archives, with Jonathan Ross, Katherine Ryan and more.

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.