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In Devon, married couple Lewis and James kick off the week with their signature style. But a dribbly shower rains on their chances.

Last time out, Sally and Jo set up some spotless expectations for their B&B in Cornwall. At feedback time, they might end up wishing they'd kept their mouths shut.

Newbie B&Ber Hilary hosts at her actual family home in Dorset, which isn't to the taste of some guests. Luckily, a stunning sea view might turn the tide.

Nikki and Terry host the week's final visit at The Railway Ramblers' Rest in Devon, where simmering tensions between guests threaten to derail things.

On payment day, allegations of foul play after one pair gave consistently low scores throughout the week get the blood boiling, before the winners are revealed.

The competition starts at Chimneys B&B in Suffolk, where Carolyn Spilling hopes that her guests will like her uptempo personality. But Andrea and John aren't keen on being in self-catering.

Neale and Julie Taylor welcome their rivals to their vegetarian B&B, Copperfields Guest House in Broadstairs, Kent. But parking causes concern for guests Andrea and John.

The third visit is to Andrea Gardner and John Marr's The George and Abbotsford in Melrose, Scotland. Carolyn and Delia have toilet troubles, and Massimo and Raf find the facilities basic.

Italian chef Massimo and his cousin Raf welcome their guests to Massimo's in Seaham, County Durham. Carolyn and Delia are missing a bath, and Andrea and John have an axe to grind.

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for the last time. There's fighting talk and some low blows, as the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp help a young family and a pair of first-time buyers get a slice of the north London property pie in and around Archway, Holloway and West Hampstead.

In West Yorkshire's rolling hills, Kara and Jonny build a striking stone and zinc home. The challenges come in thick and fast, but can they pull it off and redefine accessible design.

Angela and Steve from Leicestershire have visited Lanzarote over 100 times and are now looking for a holiday home in Playa Blanca. Jasmine Harman shows them five options for their £225k.

Shania and Farrukh have travelled America with their two children, and sunny Florida has won them over. Can Ben Hillman find their perfect family property in the Sunshine State.

Anne-Marie and Adrian consider Los Cristianos in southern Tenerife their second home... so why not buy one there? Can Jean Johansson find the perfect place for £160k.

Loretta and Carl want the perfect Spanish bolthole in Mojácar, where they can relax and unwind whenever they like. Laura Hamilton shows them what their £100k can buy.

The cargo team race to unload 3000 tonnes of steel, Border Force find suspicious packages, and Dover hosts a special Remembrance service for both World Wars.

The Goggleboxers return for more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time? (S27 Ep?).

Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host. Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty take on Rob Beckett and Kiell Smith-Bynoe. Lou Wall joins Susie in Dictionary Corner.

The funniest bearded, babbling, bug-eyed druid the world has ever seen, captured in his natural habitat: the Hammersmith Apollo, during his sold-out comedy tour.