Comedy Central HDTV (East) (CMDHD)

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. (Repeat).

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. (Repeat).

To be announced. (Repeat).

Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper. (Repeat).

An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence. (Repeat).

Cartman's disappearance from social media is investigated by the police. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison prepares for the upcoming presidential debate. (Repeat).

Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown. (Repeat).

Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Leslie fights to stop a local company from selling unhealthy energy bars at the parks in Pawnee. Meanwhile, Mark reluctantly agrees to help Tom move. (Repeat).

Leslie's mom (Pamela Reed) shares a story about an old flame (John Larroquette), which inspires Leslie and Justin to track him down and reunite the long-lost lovers on Valentine's Day. Elsewhere, Andy's band lands a gig at the Senior Center. (Repeat).

Ron wins a "Woman of the Year" award for a project Leslie started, and she's not happy about it. Meanwhile, Tom decides he wants to invest in a local club. (Repeat).

Leslie heads a task force to catch a pesky possum after it bites the mayor's dog on a golf course. (Repeat).

Jerry (Jim O'Heir) gets mugged by some kids in the park, and Leslie responds by scheduling a meeting with the head park ranger (Andy Samberg) to improve park safety. (Repeat).

Leslie hosts a picnic lunch for past directors of the Parks Department, hoping they'll provide inspiration as she prepares the annual Summer Events Catalog. (Repeat).

Ron is furious with April when she accidentally fills his schedule with meetings, forcing him to actually have to do his job for a change. Meanwhile, Leslie tries to save a historical landmark. (Repeat).

Leslie hosts a local telethon and lands former NBA player Detlef Schrempf as a celebrity guest. Elsewhere, Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann. (Repeat).

The night watchman at a museum finds himself face-to-face with a dinosaur, tiny soldiers and Teddy Roosevelt when an ancient curse brings all the exhibits to life at night in this hilarious family blockbuster. (Repeat).

Thrills, chills and laughter abound in this adventure comedy about late-night security guard who is put to the test after the exhibits in the Smithsonian come to life and begin wreaking havoc. Determined to save the museum from destruction, Larry takes on a loose T. rex, Attila the Hun and Roman gladiators eager to wage the epic battles of years gone by. (Repeat).

In this exciting installment of the hit fantasy series, Larry and his historical friends take a trip to London to save the magic that brings the museum to life. (Repeat).

North Korea takes aim at South Park. (Repeat).

Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction. (Repeat).

Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution. (Repeat).

Cartman hatches a plan to help babies who are born addicted to drugs. (Repeat).

When a store selling medical marijuana opens on the site of Cartman's favorite fried-chicken joint, Randy is first in line to buy some weed. But he can't because he's completely healthy. Meanwhile, Cartman will stop at nothing to get the restaurant back. (Repeat).