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Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games and then begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. (Repeat).

The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns. (Repeat).

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way. (Repeat).

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. (Repeat).

Garrison is still in hiding two weeks before the presidential election. Meanwhile, a Colorado city is hacked; and Gerald and Cartman worry about their Internet histories being revealed. (Repeat).

PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter. (Repeat).

The President-elect visits to take care of some unfinished business in his hometown. Meanwhile, Gerald flees a vengeful Troll Hunter; and Cartman and Heidi hope to get a seat on the first rocket leaving for Mars. (Repeat).

Heidi's sense of humor is championed by Cartman as the reason they'll get to Mars. Meanwhile, Gerald attempts to have a rational discussion with the Troll Hunter; and Garrison surveys the military he now controls. (Repeat).

Heidi's reason to go to Mars finally becomes clear to Cartman. Meanwhile, Sheila sees what Gerald's been up to online; and Kyle and Ike rally the rest of the kids to save the world. (Repeat).

In the Season 21 premiere, protesters armed with tiki torches and Confederate flags take to the streets of South Park, and Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

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Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

The crew become teenage versions of themselves after falling into the professor's youth treatment. Voices include John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

Leela's romance with a political aide has Fry in a funk of self-worthlessness, until he learns he's the key to saving the universe from destruction because of a genetic abnormality. Frank Welker, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West. (Repeat).

Leela pays a big price after leading the crew on a dangerous mission to harvest honey from space bees with a lethal sting. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Curiousity leads the Planet Express cats into a parallel universe, where they and their counterparts suspect the other is the evil version. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Fry's nose is taken by aliens who consider the "human horn" to be an aphrodisiac. But the pair it's to benefit has deeper relationship problems. Maurice LaMarche, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).

Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The annual Halloween gathering finds a witch casting a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins the holiday for the boys, but Cartman discovers a way to use the witch's power to his advantage. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. (Repeat).

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is leery of George's mental stability. Lloyd: Matt McCoy. Deena: Mary Jo Keenen. (Repeat).

George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer sues Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong) for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses. Stan: Armin Shimerman. Jackie: Phil Morris. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit. Christie: Lisa Deanne. Carrie: Shannon Holt. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac. Part 1 of two. Cable Guy: Walter Olkewicz. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Conclusion. George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad (Barney Martin). Jack: Sandy Baron. Evelyn: Ann Guilbert. Mrs. Choate: Frances Bay. Herb: Bill Macy. (Repeat).

The staffers hit the road in a rented bus when the building is deemed unsafe. Meanwhile, Nellie reaches out to Andy for help in adopting a baby, and Jim uses pie to spread cheer to Pam. (Repeat).

It's Halloween in the office, and the trick's on Andy when his college music group arrives to perform, leading to a confrontation with his frenemy, Broccoli Rob (Stephen Colbert). Elsewhere, Dwight suspects a psycho is running rampant in the office, and Jim and Pam clash over Jim's new job. (Repeat).

Money problems plague Andy's family. Meanwhile, Dwight guests on a local radio show, so the staffers harass him with outrageous phone calls; and Kevin unearths a big secret about Oscar. (Repeat).

Dwight faces his greatest professional shortcoming—selling to women. As a result, the lady staffers step up to give him advice so he can successfully sell to an important female client. Meanwhile, Angela suspects her paramour is cheating; Andy uses technology to connect with the others from his boat; and Toby tries to convince the men to grow mustaches. (Repeat).

Angela discovers the harsh truth about her husband's affair with Oscar, so she reaches out to Dwight for help. Meanwhile, Jim requests a favor from Stanley and Phyllis; Pam begins painting a mural in the warehouse; and Pete creates a tower made out of complaint cards. (Repeat).

When the office holiday party fizzles, Dwight throws a traditional Schrute German Christmas. Meanwhile, Darryl suspects that Jim has forgotten to include him in a new job opportunity in Philadelphia, and Pete teaches Erin about the film "Die Hard." (Repeat).

When Pam unwittingly brings lice into the office, Meredith gets blamed and Dwight goes on a quest to annihilate the tiny insects. Elsewhere, Jim courts a potential associate in Philadelphia, and three staffers snoop into Darryl's love life. (Repeat).

Clark brings an espresso maker to the office, and the staff embraces the new device. Meanwhile, Dwight and Clark pretend to be a father-and-son duo to land a sale; and Darryl goes on an interview at Jim's company, where Pam drops by unexpectedly. (Repeat).

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from moving to Jim's start-up company. Elsewhere, Jim misses his daughter's first recital, to Pam's dismay; Nellie spills the beans about Pete and Erin. Also: A behind-the-scenes look at the documentary comes into view. (Repeat).

Dwight is tasked with hiring a part-time salesman to be Jim's substitute, so he rounds up a supergroup of his cronies, including his oddball beet-farmer cousin, Mose; Pam is left wondering who her new deskmate will be; Erin seeks her birth parents with help from Pete. (Repeat).

Dwight and Nellie are on the case to catch the mysterious vandal who defaced Pam's warehouse mural. Elsewhere, Darryl struggles with Jim's cleanliness habits in their shared apartment in Philadelphia; Angela throws a birthday bash for her son and, with hesitation, invites Oscar and Kevin. (Repeat).

The staffers pair up as faux couples to score a Valentine's Day discount at a mall. Elsewhere, Erin tells Pete that she'll break up with Andy when he returns, yet Pete has his doubts. Also: Jim and Pam socialize with the documentary's soundman. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia and has an interview with a strangely familiar manager. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).

The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair. (Repeat).

PC Principal's challenges have never been more difficult. (Repeat).

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids. (Repeat).

A very special relationship develops between Butters and the parish priest, but when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. (Repeat).

Cartman is diagnosed with anxiety. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

After being shown up by a new robot, Bender runs away rather than undergo an upgrade to state-of-the-art status. John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).

Bender lands a role on the soap opera "All My Circuits" and is an instant hit. But parents protest his rowdy influence on kids. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, Bumper Robinson, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Fry writes an opera for Leela after making a deal with the Robot Devil, who doesn't like his end of the bargain. Dan Castellaneta, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West. (Repeat).

In the sixth-season premiere, the fate of the Planet Express crew depends on the Professor, who desperately employs an untested resuscitation machine after a catastrophic occurrence in space. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

An unflattering video of Leela makes the rounds online, thanks to Fry. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

In the Season 22 premiere, Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control, and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. (Repeat).

The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).

In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers. (Repeat).

Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave. (Repeat).

Elaine fails a drug test---twice---and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno has a cameo. Leo: Len Lesser. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. (Repeat).

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary. (Repeat).

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. (Repeat).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

In the Season 18 premiere, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. (Repeat).