2024-09-19
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. (Repeat).
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. (Repeat).
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. (Repeat).
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Rumors of a love affair between Tweek and Craig are making the rounds in school, as are drawings of their alleged romance. Meanwhile, Cartman learns he has a secret admirer. (Repeat).
A game of Ninja Warriors is led by Kenny and attracts attention from foreign terrorists. Meanwhile, the citizens of South Park decide they don't need a police department anymore. (Repeat).
Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper. (Repeat).
Two students go missing with PC Principal; and Jimmy tries to learn more about Leslie. Meanwhile, Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison return but barely recognize South Park. (Repeat).
In the Season 19 finale, South Park's residents feel safer when everyone has a gun. Meanwhile, Kyle finds a dangerous ally when trust issues threaten his friendship with Stan; and Randy's being priced out of town by gentrification. (Repeat).
In the Season 20 premiere, the national anthem gets a reboot by an iconic American; and Garrison continues his campaign for president. (Repeat).
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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.
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Bender searches for the meaning of life after learning that robots lack humans' freedom of choice. (Repeat).
The Professor's parents unretire from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star and he's not too thrilled about it. (Repeat).
Bender becomes the prey after saving a robotic fox from hunters. (Repeat).
The crew attempts a casino heist to recover stolen goods from the robot underground. (Repeat).
A nature documentary transforms the crew into their animal alter egos. (Repeat).
Bender meets his idol, a famous folksinger who's been in jail dozens of times, and tries to make a copy of his guitar. (Repeat).
The Professor joins a street-racing gang. (Repeat).
An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence. (Repeat).
Cartman's disappearance from social media is investigated by the police. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison prepares for the upcoming presidential debate. (Repeat).
Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown. (Repeat).
Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web. (Repeat).
Garrison is still in hiding two weeks before the presidential election. Meanwhile, a Colorado city is hacked; and Gerald and Cartman worry about their Internet histories being revealed. (Repeat).
PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter. (Repeat).
Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris). (Repeat).
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun (Molly Hagan). Doctor: Tom Verica. Sasha: Jana Marie Hupp. Priest: Kay E. Kuter. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend (Dan Cortese); Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend (Jami Gertz) is his phone-sex mate. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat. Barbara: Suzy Soto. Counterwoman: Kathryn Kates. Liquor-Store Clerk: Frank Novak. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia and has an interview with a strangely familiar manager. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).
The adventures of Dwight at his family beet farm and bed-and-breakfast come to light. Here, he and his siblings receive a surprise inheritance. Back at the office, Todd Packer tries to atone for a lifetime of boorish behavior. (Repeat).
Excitement fills the office when promos begin airing on television for their documentary. Elsewhere, Dwight dates a farmer, stirring jealousy in Angela; and Jim has an important meeting with baseball player Ryan Howard (playing himself). (Repeat).
The staffers are forced to use the stairs when the elevator goes out of service. Elsewhere, Dwight coerces Stanley to make a crucial sales call; Nellie and Toby help Pam and Jim with their marital challenges; and Angela supports her man. Roseanne Barr guest stars. (Repeat).
An office-wide paper-airplane contest is held. Meanwhile, Andy takes on his first acting role in an industrial film and gets help from a local talent agent (Roseanne Barr); Jim and Pam tap into their new relationship skills learned from couples counseling. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Andy works up the courage to quit his job and pursue his dreams of stardom. Meanwhile, Dwight at last earns his karate black belt and delights in his best day at the office; and Jim returns to Scranton in a bid to have quality time with Pam. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Andy works up the courage to quit his job and pursue his dreams of stardom. Meanwhile, Dwight at last earns his karate black belt and delights in his best day at the office; and Jim returns to Scranton in a bid to have quality time with Pam. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. The staffers anticipate the TV premiere of their documentary. Meanwhile, Dwight plans to propose to Esther while overseeing interviews for an office position; Angela brings her baby to work; and Andy attends auditions. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The staffers anticipate the TV premiere of their documentary. Meanwhile, Dwight plans to propose to Esther while overseeing interviews for an office position; Angela brings her baby to work; and Andy attends auditions. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Past and present staffers gather for a wedding and their closing interview sessions. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Past and present staffers gather for a wedding and their closing interview sessions in the series finale. (Repeat).
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A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. (Repeat).