2024-10-03
Lois taps into her villainous side to win the title of Best Customer at her favorite coffee shop after feeling unappreciated by her family. (Repeat).
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, then he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. (Repeat).
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem. (Repeat).
Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town. (Repeat).
Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon. (Repeat).
The gang attempts to save the online game World of Warcraft after it is taken over by a renegade gamer. (Repeat).
The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).
Cartman is tapped to be the new hallway monitor and takes offense when Kyle discovers a teacher is having an affair with a student in his jurisdiction. (Repeat).
Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers. (Repeat).
Stan takes over as a peewee hockey coach, despite a painful memory from his playing days. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Someone's looking out for Leela when mutants from underground capture her, Fry and Bender in retaliation for Bender's toxic-waste dumping. Tress MacNeille, David Herman, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled away their livestock ("buggalo") on Mars. Maurice LaMarche, Lauren Tom, Billy West. (Repeat).
A planet with an ancient-Egyptian influence makes slave labor of Leela, Fry and Bender, who turns on his pals when he gains some power. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
After getting separated from the ship during a pirate attack, Bender becomes a god to a microcivilization, while Fry mounts an effort to find him. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Fry blindly supports Planet Express's new CEO, a slick talker from Fry's time who emphasizes image as he takes on their biggest rival. Tom Kenny, Tress MacNeille, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Leela sees herself as a female pioneer when she's signed as a Major League pitcher, but she's really there as a novelty act, as she beans every batter she faces. Hank Aaron and Bob Uecker have cameos. Tom Kenny, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Aspiring to become a great cook, Bender is coached by a legend before competing against a vaunted TV chef who initially ignored him. David Herman, John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero after passing a sizable bowel movement. Later, he contacts a record-keeping society to find out if he has surpassed the world record. (Repeat).
Stan and Kyle become a successful Guitar Hero duo. After they part ways, Stan succumbs to the pitfalls of rock stardom. (Repeat).
The boys discover a secret list compiled by their female classmates that rates them according to looks. (Repeat).
In the 12th-season premiere, Cartman faces an uncertain future after a routine tonsillectomy reveals a more serious condition. (Repeat).
The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole. (Repeat).
Suspicions by friends and family of Kenny's drug use play out in an homage to the 1981 animated fantasy "Heavy Metal." (Repeat).
Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend. Gillian: Kristin Bauer. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Feldman: Pat Kilbane. Gene: Kyle T. Heffner. (Repeat).
Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime. Brody: Neil Giuntoli. Anna: Rebecca McFarland. Dugan: Joe Urla. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).
An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor. Eddie: Ned Bellamy. Abby: A.J. Langer. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Cynthia: Katie Layman. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Corporate bigwig David Wallace (Andy Buckley) summons a jubilant Michael to attend a shareholders meeting in New York City. Michael invites Andy, Dwight and Oscar to tag along. Meanwhile, Jim clashes with a lazy Ryan back at the office. (Repeat).
The kids won't be all right. Michael must inform a group of youths that he can't fulfill a promise he made to them 10 years earlier. Elsewhere, Jim steps up to maximize office morale by launching an employee-of-the-month plan. (Repeat).
There aren't many ho-ho-hos at Dunder Mifflin when Phyllis and Michael square off for the honor of playing Santa at the office holiday party. Meanwhile, Jim and Dwight try to spread holiday cheer---despite the not-so-jolly uncertainty of the company. (Repeat).
When a potential buyer arrives at Dunder Mifflin, Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam team up to win his favor by highlighting their top-drawer contacts. Meanwhile, Michael reflects on memorable moments at the office. (Repeat).
A mysterious company named Sabre, headed by a magnetic, unorthodox CEO (Kathy Bates), swoops in and buys out Dunder Mifflin. As Michael balks at Sabre's new policies, Andy and Erin write a welcome song to greet the company. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim hope to get accepted into a desired day-care center. Christian Slater has a cameo. (Repeat).
In the wake of Sabre's buyout of Dunder Mifflin, new CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives in Scranton, awing the staffers with her charismatic Southern style. But Bennett is against having two branch managers, a policy shift that impacts Michael and Jim, one of whom must step down from their managerial post and return to salesman duty. Meanwhile, a Valentine's Day plan blows up on Andy. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. It's delivery time for Pam when her contractions begin. She and Jim try to wait out the big moment for as long as possible, the staffers try to comfort her with food and entertainment, and Michael nervously anticipates the birth. Back at the office, Erin has lunch with Kevin, triggering jealousy in Andy. (Repeat).
Conclusion. It's delivery time for Pam. As the staffers continue to try comforting her with food and entertainment, Michael nervously anticipates the birth. (Repeat).