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Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair. (Repeat).

PC Principal's challenges have never been more difficult. (Repeat).

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids. (Repeat).

A very special relationship develops between Butters and the parish priest, but when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. (Repeat).

Cartman is diagnosed with anxiety. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

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Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

After being shown up by a new robot, Bender runs away rather than undergo an upgrade to state-of-the-art status. John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).

Bender lands a role on the soap opera "All My Circuits" and is an instant hit. But parents protest his rowdy influence on kids. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, Bumper Robinson, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Fry writes an opera for Leela after making a deal with the Robot Devil, who doesn't like his end of the bargain. Dan Castellaneta, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West. (Repeat).

In the sixth-season premiere, the fate of the Planet Express crew depends on the Professor, who desperately employs an untested resuscitation machine after a catastrophic occurrence in space. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

An unflattering video of Leela makes the rounds online, thanks to Fry. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

In the Season 22 premiere, Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control, and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. (Repeat).

The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).

In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers. (Repeat).

Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave. (Repeat).

Elaine fails a drug test---twice---and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno has a cameo. Leo: Len Lesser. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. (Repeat).

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary. (Repeat).

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. (Repeat).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

In the Season 18 premiere, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. (Repeat).

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. (Repeat).

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (Repeat).

Retelling three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump." (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian rev up the time machine to help Chris pass his history class, which leads to the three of them getting stuck in the past. (Repeat).

The episode offers viewers a behind-the-scenes peek at a production week of the series to see what goes into the making of the show. At one point, Peter is replaced and appears in the office of TV execs to pitch his own new series. (Repeat).

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. (Repeat).

Jon and The Daily Show News Team cover America's final election bringing viewers up-to-the-minute results from the seven swing states that actually matter–with analysis, commentary, interviews, and tips on surviving the post-ele (New).

Lois taps into her villainous side to win the title of Best Customer at her favorite coffee shop after feeling unappreciated by her family. (Repeat).

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, then he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. (Repeat).

The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government. (Repeat).

An icon is implicated in a doping scandal, so supporters start cutting off their symbolic wristbands. (Repeat).

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. (Repeat).

South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. (Repeat).

Mr. Garrison is fed up with undocumented immigrants, and proposes building a wall to keep them out. (Repeat).

Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives. (Repeat).

The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Bender has a personal stake in a ballot initiative that would legalize marriage between humans and robots. (Repeat).

The crew goes to future Rome to unlock Leonardo da Vinci's secret. (Repeat).

Bender gets disturbing news about his health. (Repeat).

The Professor's time machine only goes one way---the future---so the crew keeps going ahead until they can find one that can journey to the past. (Repeat).

Earth is overrun by a race of intelligent felines. (Repeat).

The theory of evolution gets the ultimate test on a robot planet. (Repeat).

Crew members are able to swap minds thanks to a state-of-the-art gadget. (Repeat).

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. (Repeat).

The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. (Repeat).

Randy fights against home-grown and Kyle goes to camp. (Repeat).

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. (Repeat).

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. (Repeat).

It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Jerry has a beef with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss (John O'Hurley). Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend. Gillian: Kristin Bauer. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Feldman: Pat Kilbane. Gene: Kyle T. Heffner. (Repeat).

An anthology episode features the cast reenacting three classic novels that are standards of high-school English curricula: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men." (Repeat).

Carter decides on some dubious cost-cutting measures after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, but Peter overhears the scheme and tips off an investigative reporter. Meanwhile, after his license expires, Brian enlists Stewie as a driving instructor. (Repeat).

The guys party hearty with new neighbor Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, that is until his frantic antics get out of hand. Meanwhile, Stewie takes up beekeeping, but has second thoughts after dosing them with steroids to up their honey production and they become way too aggressive. (Repeat).

Quagmire's discovery of a "dating" app results in Peter, Joe and Cleveland having to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie learns he has scoliosis and works the perks of his latest diagnosis. (Repeat).

Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him. (Repeat).

When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses him to get even with bullies. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's newly opened bed & breakfast quickly turns into a brothel. (Repeat).