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The staffers hit the road in a rented bus when the building is deemed unsafe. Meanwhile, Nellie reaches out to Andy for help in adopting a baby, and Jim uses pie to spread cheer to Pam. (Repeat).

It's Halloween in the office, and the trick's on Andy when his college music group arrives to perform, leading to a confrontation with his frenemy, Broccoli Rob (Stephen Colbert). Elsewhere, Dwight suspects a psycho is running rampant in the office, and Jim and Pam clash over Jim's new job. (Repeat).

Money problems plague Andy's family. Meanwhile, Dwight guests on a local radio show, so the staffers harass him with outrageous phone calls; and Kevin unearths a big secret about Oscar. (Repeat).

Dwight faces his greatest professional shortcoming—selling to women. As a result, the lady staffers step up to give him advice so he can successfully sell to an important female client. Meanwhile, Angela suspects her paramour is cheating; Andy uses technology to connect with the others from his boat; and Toby tries to convince the men to grow mustaches. (Repeat).

Angela discovers the harsh truth about her husband's affair with Oscar, so she reaches out to Dwight for help. Meanwhile, Jim requests a favor from Stanley and Phyllis; Pam begins painting a mural in the warehouse; and Pete creates a tower made out of complaint cards. (Repeat).

When the office holiday party fizzles, Dwight throws a traditional Schrute German Christmas. Meanwhile, Darryl suspects that Jim has forgotten to include him in a new job opportunity in Philadelphia, and Pete teaches Erin about the film "Die Hard." (Repeat).

When Pam unwittingly brings lice into the office, Meredith gets blamed and Dwight goes on a quest to annihilate the tiny insects. Elsewhere, Jim courts a potential associate in Philadelphia, and three staffers snoop into Darryl's love life. (Repeat).

Clark brings an espresso maker to the office, and the staff embraces the new device. Meanwhile, Dwight and Clark pretend to be a father-and-son duo to land a sale; and Darryl goes on an interview at Jim's company, where Pam drops by unexpectedly. (Repeat).

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from moving to Jim's start-up company. Elsewhere, Jim misses his daughter's first recital, to Pam's dismay; Nellie spills the beans about Pete and Erin. Also: A behind-the-scenes look at the documentary comes into view. (Repeat).

Dwight is tasked with hiring a part-time salesman to be Jim's substitute, so he rounds up a supergroup of his cronies, including his oddball beet-farmer cousin, Mose; Pam is left wondering who her new deskmate will be; Erin seeks her birth parents with help from Pete. (Repeat).

Dwight and Nellie are on the case to catch the mysterious vandal who defaced Pam's warehouse mural. Elsewhere, Darryl struggles with Jim's cleanliness habits in their shared apartment in Philadelphia; Angela throws a birthday bash for her son and, with hesitation, invites Oscar and Kevin. (Repeat).

The staffers pair up as faux couples to score a Valentine's Day discount at a mall. Elsewhere, Erin tells Pete that she'll break up with Andy when he returns, yet Pete has his doubts. Also: Jim and Pam socialize with the documentary's soundman. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Pam tries to land a job in Philadelphia and has an interview with a strangely familiar manager. Meanwhile, Dwight goes on a quest to clean his aging aunt. (Repeat).

The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair. (Repeat).

PC Principal's challenges have never been more difficult. (Repeat).

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids. (Repeat).

A very special relationship develops between Butters and the parish priest, but when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. (Repeat).

Cartman is diagnosed with anxiety. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

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Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

After being shown up by a new robot, Bender runs away rather than undergo an upgrade to state-of-the-art status. John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).

Bender lands a role on the soap opera "All My Circuits" and is an instant hit. But parents protest his rowdy influence on kids. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, Bumper Robinson, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Fry writes an opera for Leela after making a deal with the Robot Devil, who doesn't like his end of the bargain. Dan Castellaneta, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West. (Repeat).

In the sixth-season premiere, the fate of the Planet Express crew depends on the Professor, who desperately employs an untested resuscitation machine after a catastrophic occurrence in space. (Repeat).

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

Sharply satiric animation about a man from 1999 who thaws out on the eve of the 31st century. An Emmy-winning work cocreated by Matt Groening ('The Simpsons'), it had a 'thaw' of its own, of sorts, after it ended its five-year Fox run, during which time it was too often pre-empted by pro-football overruns. After it left the network, however, the irreverent 'Futurama' demonstrated that it still had

An unflattering video of Leela makes the rounds online, thanks to Fry. (Repeat).

An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. (Repeat).

In the Season 22 premiere, Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control, and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. (Repeat).

The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).

In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers. (Repeat).

Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave. (Repeat).

Elaine fails a drug test---twice---and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno has a cameo. Leo: Len Lesser. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. (Repeat).

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary. (Repeat).

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. (Repeat).

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara

In the Season 18 premiere, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. (Repeat).

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. (Repeat).

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (Repeat).

Retelling three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump." (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian rev up the time machine to help Chris pass his history class, which leads to the three of them getting stuck in the past. (Repeat).

The episode offers viewers a behind-the-scenes peek at a production week of the series to see what goes into the making of the show. At one point, Peter is replaced and appears in the office of TV execs to pitch his own new series. (Repeat).

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. (Repeat).

Jon and The Daily Show News Team cover America's final election bringing viewers up-to-the-minute results from the seven swing states that actually matter–with analysis, commentary, interviews, and tips on surviving the post-ele (New).

Lois taps into her villainous side to win the title of Best Customer at her favorite coffee shop after feeling unappreciated by her family. (Repeat).

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, then he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. (Repeat).

The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government. (Repeat).

An icon is implicated in a doping scandal, so supporters start cutting off their symbolic wristbands. (Repeat).

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. (Repeat).

South Park residents join the rest of the country in celebrating the election of a U.S. president, who moves a new administration into the White House ahead of schedule. (Repeat).

Mr. Garrison is fed up with undocumented immigrants, and proposes building a wall to keep them out. (Repeat).

Randy's solution to fix the economy finds enthusiastic support in the community and revolutionizes the way people live their lives. (Repeat).

The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests. (Repeat).

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Bender has a personal stake in a ballot initiative that would legalize marriage between humans and robots. (Repeat).

The crew goes to future Rome to unlock Leonardo da Vinci's secret. (Repeat).

Bender gets disturbing news about his health. (Repeat).

The Professor's time machine only goes one way---the future---so the crew keeps going ahead until they can find one that can journey to the past. (Repeat).

Earth is overrun by a race of intelligent felines. (Repeat).

The theory of evolution gets the ultimate test on a robot planet. (Repeat).

Crew members are able to swap minds thanks to a state-of-the-art gadget. (Repeat).

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. (Repeat).

The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. (Repeat).

Randy fights against home-grown and Kyle goes to camp. (Repeat).

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. (Repeat).

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. (Repeat).

It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Jerry has a beef with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss (John O'Hurley). Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend. Gillian: Kristin Bauer. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Feldman: Pat Kilbane. Gene: Kyle T. Heffner. (Repeat).

An anthology episode features the cast reenacting three classic novels that are standards of high-school English curricula: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men." (Repeat).

Carter decides on some dubious cost-cutting measures after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, but Peter overhears the scheme and tips off an investigative reporter. Meanwhile, after his license expires, Brian enlists Stewie as a driving instructor. (Repeat).

The guys party hearty with new neighbor Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, that is until his frantic antics get out of hand. Meanwhile, Stewie takes up beekeeping, but has second thoughts after dosing them with steroids to up their honey production and they become way too aggressive. (Repeat).

Quagmire's discovery of a "dating" app results in Peter, Joe and Cleveland having to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie learns he has scoliosis and works the perks of his latest diagnosis. (Repeat).

Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him. (Repeat).

When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses him to get even with bullies. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's newly opened bed & breakfast quickly turns into a brothel. (Repeat).

Chris' Mexican girlfriend gets deported, so he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. (Repeat).

Peter has daddy issues of his own when his sperm-donor past catches up to him, as many of his biological children show up at the house unannounced. (Repeat).

Season 14 begins as Stewie is given drugs for his ADD and Brian uses them to pen an epic 2000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter engage in an Iron Chef-style competition to see who gets to keep his new cooking show. (Repeat).

For Father's Day, the guys locate Joe's estranged dad, but when Joe tells them the man can't deal with people who have disabilities, Peter pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that, heightwise, he'll never grow past 5'1", so he begins to pal around with Tiny Tom Cruise to fully comprehend how it must feel to be a short person. (Repeat).

A fight between Stewie and Brian results in Stewie trying to make him jealous by building a robot buddy. Meanwhile, Lois orders Peter to buy a new mattress. (Repeat).

When Peter learns his mother's home has been sold, he remembers that his old porn stash is still there, and when he returns for it he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life hasn't gone as planned. Reeling from the disappointment, he sets out to make sure the same thing doesn't befall Chris and forces the boy to spend time with Brian. (Repeat).

Quagmire accidentally pocket-dials Peter and proclaims his love for Lois, leaving Peter furious and requiring Brian to fix things. (Repeat).

The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. (Repeat).

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. (Repeat).

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. (Repeat).

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. (Repeat).

Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. (Repeat).

Scott Malkinson's desperate to impress the new girl in his class. (Repeat).

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's Holiday Season. (Repeat).

In the season 25 premiere, the fourth-grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. (Repeat).

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. (Repeat).

Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. (Repeat).

A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the dressage championship. (Repeat).

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Lrrr has a midlife crisis after an invasion of Earth goes awry. (Repeat).

A battle for mutants' rights pits Leela's underground army against the surface people. The series 100th episode features an appearance by the band Devo. (Repeat).

The Planet Express crew set out to save the holiday traditions of Xmas, Robanukah and Kwanzaa. Guest voices include Al Gore and Coolio. (Repeat).

Bender enters a witness-protection program after testifying against the Robot Mafia. (Repeat).

Leela's preoccupation with hunting a four-dimensional space whale turns into an obsession. (Repeat).

After quitting his job, Fry joins the police department and is assigned to the Future Crimes Division. (Repeat).

Copies of Bender may take over Earth after the robot learns how to clone himself. (Repeat).

The boys learn that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. (Repeat).

Butters learns that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about, much to his surprise. (Repeat).

Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. (Repeat).

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. (Repeat).

South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. (Repeat).

Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime. Brody: Neil Giuntoli. Anna: Rebecca McFarland. Dugan: Joe Urla. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).

An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor. Eddie: Ned Bellamy. Abby: A.J. Langer. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Cynthia: Katie Layman. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her. Brett: James Patrick Stuart. Clicky: Tony V. Teddy: John Bowman. Oh: Gedde Watanabe. (Repeat).

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments. Heather: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Seth: Mark Roberts. Ipswich: Michael D. Roberts. (Repeat).

George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor---stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day. Ben: Bob Odenkirk. Louise: Tamara Bick. (Repeat).

The adventures of Dwight at his family beet farm and bed-and-breakfast come to light. Here, he and his siblings receive a surprise inheritance. Back at the office, Todd Packer tries to atone for a lifetime of boorish behavior. (Repeat).

Excitement fills the office when promos begin airing on television for their documentary. Elsewhere, Dwight dates a farmer, stirring jealousy in Angela; and Jim has an important meeting with baseball player Ryan Howard (playing himself). (Repeat).

The staffers are forced to use the stairs when the elevator goes out of service. Elsewhere, Dwight coerces Stanley to make a crucial sales call; Nellie and Toby help Pam and Jim with their marital challenges; and Angela supports her man. Roseanne Barr guest stars. (Repeat).

An office-wide paper-airplane contest is held. Meanwhile, Andy takes on his first acting role in an industrial film and gets help from a local talent agent (Roseanne Barr); Jim and Pam tap into their new relationship skills learned from couples counseling. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Andy works up the courage to quit his job and pursue his dreams of stardom. Meanwhile, Dwight at last earns his karate black belt and delights in his best day at the office; and Jim returns to Scranton in a bid to have quality time with Pam. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Andy works up the courage to quit his job and pursue his dreams of stardom. Meanwhile, Dwight at last earns his karate black belt and delights in his best day at the office; and Jim returns to Scranton in a bid to have quality time with Pam. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. The staffers anticipate the TV premiere of their documentary. Meanwhile, Dwight plans to propose to Esther while overseeing interviews for an office position; Angela brings her baby to work; and Andy attends auditions. (Repeat).

Conclusion. The staffers anticipate the TV premiere of their documentary. Meanwhile, Dwight plans to propose to Esther while overseeing interviews for an office position; Angela brings her baby to work; and Andy attends auditions. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Past and present staffers gather for a wedding and their closing interview sessions. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Past and present staffers gather for a wedding and their closing interview sessions in the series finale. (Repeat).

In the series pilot, Michael is told a downsizing plan is to be confidential; thus, it spreads like wildfire. Michael: Steve Carell. Pam: Jenna Fischer. Jan: Melora Hardin. (Repeat).

Michael promises a surprise to distract the troops from Dwight's dictatorial choosing of a cut-rate health-care plan. Jan: Melora Hardin. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. Michael: Steve Carell. Pam: Jenna Fischer. (Repeat).

Dwight proposes an alliance with Jim to combat downsizing; Michael forces Pam to create a birthday party to improve morale. Meredith: Kate Flannery. Roy: David Denman. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. Pam: Jenna Fischer. Jim: John Krasinski. (Repeat).

Michael captains his handpicked basketball squad against a team from the warehouse, where Pam's boyfriend Roy works. Darryl: Craig Robinson. Lonny: Patrice O'Neal. Roy: David Denman. Jerry: Matt Decaro. Jim: John Krasinski. Pam: Jenna Fischer. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. (Repeat).

The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).

Season 14 begins as Stewie is given drugs for his ADD and Brian uses them to pen an epic 2000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter engage in an Iron Chef-style competition to see who gets to keep his new cooking show. (Repeat).

For Father's Day, the guys locate Joe's estranged dad, but when Joe tells them the man can't deal with people who have disabilities, Peter pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that, heightwise, he'll never grow past 5'1", so he begins to pal around with Tiny Tom Cruise to fully comprehend how it must feel to be a short person. (Repeat).

A fight between Stewie and Brian results in Stewie trying to make him jealous by building a robot buddy. Meanwhile, Lois orders Peter to buy a new mattress. (Repeat).

Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. (Repeat).

The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado. (Repeat).

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. (Repeat).

Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home. (Repeat).

The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory. (Repeat).

The boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents. (Repeat).

Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside. (Repeat).

Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him. (Repeat).

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A secret mission by Dr. Zoidberg and the Professor from long ago is discovered by the crew. (Repeat).

Bender dies, but his presence lingers in the Planet Express building in the form of his disembodied software. (Repeat).

The crew meet a strange alien with the ability to alter their gender identities. (Repeat).

Leela creates a children's TV show that makes her an instant celebrity. (Repeat).

Fry's care for an alien egg doesn't pay off when it hatches into a horrible monster. (Repeat).

The crew's time-traveling trip back to the American Revolution runs the risk of altering history. (Repeat).

When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems. (Repeat).

Chef and the boys rush to the hospital to check on Mephesto, who's gunned down just as he's set to reveal the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople search for the gunman and battle a snowstorm. (Repeat).

Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned. (Repeat).

The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is cut from his job after he botches a lecture on drugs. (Repeat).

Kyle's terrified after an injury sustained during a dodgeball game sends him to the nurse---a conjoined twin with an unusual medical condition. Meanwhile, Pip leads the dodgeball team to the world championships in China. (Repeat).

Jimbo and Ned launch a TV hunting show, which goes head-to-head with "Jesus and Pals," the popular cable-access series. (Repeat).

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine. Eldridge: Ray Stricklyn. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

George finds a new romance---in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair. Celia: Andrea Bendewald. Kurt: John Michael Higgins. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance. (Repeat).

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor. Milos: Mark Harelik. Shellbach: Ben Stein. (Repeat).

Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine. Ellen: Christine Taylor. (Repeat).

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker. Mike: Lee Arenberg. Peggy: Megan Cole. (Repeat).

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway. Jenna: Kristin Davis. Woman: Seriah Carol. (Repeat).

Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida. Izzy: Lloyd Bridges. Danielle: Chelsea Noble. Blaine: Todd Jeffries. Morty: Barney Martin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will. Hal: Vince Grant. Conrad: Stephen Lee. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose. Beth: Debra Messing. Tim: Bryan Cranston. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

The competition for attention is stiff after Michael lets a comely handbag vendor set up shop in a conference room. Katie: Amy Adams. Roy: David Denman. Kevin: Brian Baumgartner. Jim: John Krasinski. Michael: Steve Carell. (Repeat).

On employee awards night, Michael writes and emcees the show and picks the winners---but doesn't pick up the tab. Meredith: Kate Flannery. Phyllis: Phyllis Smith. (Repeat).

Michael fears a review of the company's sexual-harassment policies will curb the conviviality that he believes exists in the office. Packer: David Koechner. Toby: Paul Lieberstein. Jan: Melora Hardin. Pam's Mom: Shannon Cochran. O'Malley: R.F. Daley. (Repeat).

While Dwight helps Michael buy a condo, Jim runs the games of the office olympiad, time-killing contests played with office supplies. Carol: Nancy Walls. Bill: John H. Bland. Neighbor: Greg Daniels. (Repeat).

During a fire evacuation, Michael tries to convey 10 rules of business to Ryan; and Jim promotes "psychologically revealing conversations." Katy: Amy Adams. Ryan: B.J. Novak. Jim: John Krasinski. Dwight: Rainn Wilson. (Repeat).

Halloween becomes more frightful as Michael agonizes over an order to fire someone before day's end. Creed: Creed Bratton. Devon: Devon Abner. Toby: Paul Lieberstein. Meredith: Kate Flannery. (Repeat).

After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim sets up a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo, where Pam becomes annoyed by Jim's friendliness. (Repeat).

Michael is a surprising asset in helping Jan woo a client. But while he's out, staffers find and act out his screenplay. (Repeat).

Michael convenes with his employees for their performance reviews, but he's much more concerned about his own boss's review of him. Meanwhile, the gang plays along when Dwight thinks it's Friday instead of Thursday. (Repeat).

Big Brother invades the office when Michael gains access to his employees' e-mails and begins spying on their correspondence. Also, Michael's ego is bruised when he's not invited to an afterwork party; and Pam suspects that love is blooming between Dwight and Angela. (Repeat).

There aren't a lot of ha-ha-has with the ho-ho-hos at the office Christmas party after Michael suggests swapping secret Santa gifts. Michael then tries to lift spirits by introducing spirits---namely, vodka shots. Meanwhile, Jim gives Pam a sweet present. (Repeat).

Quagmire's discovery of a "dating" app results in Peter, Joe and Cleveland having to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie learns he has scoliosis and works the perks of his latest diagnosis. (Repeat).

Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him. (Repeat).

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. (Repeat).

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. (Repeat).

The boys put twists on events such as the attempted assassination of a talk-show host and a fight with Death as their bus hangs off a cliff. Meanwhile, Ms. Crabtree finds fame when she goes to look for help. (Repeat).

The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist (voice of Jonathan Katz). (Repeat).

Hollywood pooh-bahs in town for a film festival try to sign Mr. Hankey to a movie deal after their upscale cuisine disrupts the sewage system and nearly destroys him. Meanwhile, locals are up in arms over the movie-industry event. (Repeat).

The town faces an outbreak of chicken pox. (Repeat).

Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables." (Repeat).

The boys each build a clubhouse---and Stan is eager to have Wendy over for a game of "truth or dare." However, his parents' separation interferes with his plans. (Repeat).

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Two state auditors (Rob Lowe, Adam Scott) arrive in Pawnee and slash the budget of the Parks and Recreation department, putting Leslie's plans for a new park on hold. Meanwhile, April has plans for Andy on her birthday, and Ann tries to solve a romantic mystery. (Repeat).

Leslie wants to hold a children's concert, but Ben (Adam Scott) gets in her way in the Season 2 finale. Meanwhile, Mark makes some big decisions regarding his life. Rob Lowe guest stars. (Repeat).

Season 3 opens as Leslie enlists Ann's help in persuading state auditors Chris (Rob Lowe) and Ben (Adam Scott) to give the Parks Department more money. Elsewhere, Ron and Andy start coaching youth basketball; and April returns with some surprising news. (Repeat).

The flu hits Pawnee, sending Leslie to the hospital and interrupting her preparations for the local Harvest Festival. Elsewhere, Ron and Andy do some male bonding, while Tom spends the day at the spa. (Repeat).

Leslie wants to bury a Pawnee time capsule, but an odd suggestion from a local man (Will Forte) causes unforeseen consequences. Meanwhile, Andy seeks Chris's advice on how to win back April. (Repeat).

Tom gets revenge on Ron by going out with Ron's ex-wife, Tammy (Megan Mullally). Meanwhile, April is assigned to work with Chris. (Repeat).

Ben is forced to face his past as a teen mayor while doing interviews to promote the upcoming Harvest Festival. Elsewhere, Andy tries win back April's affection. (Repeat).

Ron and Leslie head to Indianapolis, where they'll be recognized for their work on the upcoming Harvest Festival. Back in Pawnee, Tom hosts a launch party for a local cologne maker, hoping to pitch his own idea for a fragrance; and a cash-strapped Andy and April find ways to have fun without spending any money. (Repeat).

The fate of the Parks Department rests on the success of the Harvest Festival, which is plagued by last-minute problems, including a Wamapoke tribal leader who threatens to put a curse on the event. (Repeat).

Leslie plans a camping trip for the whole department; Chris is appointed city manager of Pawnee; Andy attempts a romantic gesture for April. (Repeat).

Ben seeks career advice from Leslie; April and Andy host a dinner party for all their friends; Ann attends a singles party. (Repeat).

Michael tries to motivate his office crew by taking them on a harbor cruise. But there isn't any love on this boat, as Michael makes waves and is ultimately thrown in the brig. Elsewhere, Jim's spirits sink when Pam finally sets her wedding date. (Repeat).

Michael tries to get extra sympathy from his staff after he burns his foot on a portable cooking grill. Dwight emerges as the primary caregiver---to Michael's chagrin. (Repeat).

Worried that Michael knows that he secretly pines for Pam, Jim begrudgingly hangs out with his ego-inflated boss in an effort to keep him from spilling the beans. One of their manly outings: a trip to Hooters. (Repeat).

Michael questions the loyalty of his staffers when someone defiles his carpet, so he then tries to bond with them by relocating to Jim's desk in the main office area. This forces Jim to move next to the blabbering Kelly---and farther away from Pam. (Repeat).

Jan (Melora Hardin) assembles the female staffers and presents them with a "women in the workplace" seminar. Not to be outdone, Michael hustles the Dunder Mifflin boys to the warehouse for some male bonding. (Repeat).

Michael takes a bite out of the Big Apple when he heads to corporate headquarters in New York City for a meeting with Jan (Melora Hardin) on Valentine's Day. But he may be biting off more than he can chew, for he and Jan are in for a big surprise. Back at the office, Pam hopes for a holiday gift---something, anything---from her fiancé. Conan O'Brien has a blink-or-you'll-miss-it cameo. (Repeat).

Dwight wins an award for top salesman of the year, but has to conquer his fear of public speaking when he must give a speech at a big Northeast Sales Association convention. And he turns to the worst possible person for help---Michael. Meanwhile, Pam makes plans for her wedding at the office, prompting a downcast Jim to plan a vacation; and the staffers battle over the thermostat for control of th

It's Take Your Daughter to Work Day at Dunder Mifflin, and Michael, who's uncomfortable around kids, is pleasantly surprised when he becomes a hit with them. He tries to impress his new pint-sized posse by showing them a video of him as a "child star" on a local kids' show---but, like all things Michael, it backfires. Meanwhile, Pam's goal is to find just one child who likes her; and Stanley's fli

It's Michael's birthday (which he proudly shares with actress Eva Longoria), but nobody in the office seems to care---except for Dwight. Meanwhile, Kevin waits to hear from his doctor about whether or not he has cancer. This upsets the staffers, but none more so than Michael, who sees the medical crisis taking attention away from his special day. (Repeat).

When half a joint is found on company property, Dwight dons his Lackawanna County volunteer deputy sheriff's uniform (complete with badge) and launches an investigation. He brings in a professional drug tester---a turn of events that makes Michael nervous. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam play a game in which Jim is forbidden to speak. (Repeat).

Michael's highfalutin attempts to resolve conflicts in the office only serve to stir up petty differences and forgotten arguments among his employees, causing bedlam and tumult at Dunder Mifflin. Also, the workers get their ID photos taken; and (some) staffers receive Pam's save-the-date notices for her wedding. (Repeat).

The Dunder Mifflin warehouse is converted into a full-blown gambling hall for the Scranton Business Park's casino night. But things get dicey for Michael when he ends up with two dates for the event, or, in his words, "two queens." Meanwhile, Pam searches for a band for her wedding, and even considers hiring Kevin's Police tribute band, Scrantonicity. Steve Carell wrote the script. (Repeat).