2024-06-26
Mitchell knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cameron's beloved pet pig Lilly while exercising in the garage, but Cameron suspects his cover-up is a load of hogwash. (Repeat).
A look at 300 seconds in the lives of the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan includes Mitch and Cam hurrying to catch a flight for which they prematurely took sleeping pills; Haley and Rainer reevaluating their relationship at dinner before his birthday cake arrives; Phil and Claire meeting Alex's new boyfriend; and Manny trying to find a parking spot at the movies while Jay and Gloria argue. (Repeat).
Frank Dunphy's wedding has a Roaring '20s theme, so Phil gets his clan to show up in costume, but Claire and the kids realize it's time for an intervention with Phil when they're the only ones who dressed up. Meanwhile, Jay comes to regret mastering the art of saying "no"; and Cam finally gets the courage to stand up to his sister Pam. (Repeat).
Support for gender equality and the women's movement is displayed by various members of the Pritchett clan, but each has vastly different ways of showing their commitment. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil can't agree on their parking-lot attendant's duties; and Cam is shocked when Pam prefers Mitch's help raising her baby. (Repeat).
A desire for time alone sends Mitch and Jay on separate retreats to the same resort, where they realize how much they actually have in common. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire find that life as empty nesters doesn't suit them; and Cam drops in on Gloria when he doesn't know what to do without Mitch. (Repeat).
In the Season 8 finale, Javier shows up for Manny's high-school graduation and takes him out for a wild night of celebration, but Jay must step in to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, the rest of the Pritchett clan get ready for Luke and Manny's big day. (Repeat).
In the ninth-season opener, the family go on a houseboat vacation at Jay's behest. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame; Cam is forced to stay out of the sun; and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions. (Repeat).
Phil and Claire visit Alex at college and realize how self-sufficient she is. Meanwhile, Manny want to avoid a long, tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm; and Mitch may have accidentally accelerated a planned renovation. (Repeat).
Phil thinks he's going to have a day of bad luck after he doesn't complete his daily superstition, but Claire has no time for his silly notion. Meanwhile, Mitch believes Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation. (Repeat).
Jay's pal Shorty returns from Costa Rica and stays at Jay's house so they can reconnect, but he spends more time with Gloria than with Jay. Meanwhile, Alex wants to shed her good-girl image and prove to Claire that she's in a sexual relationship with Ben. (Repeat).
Phil and Claire want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking with their kitchen remodel; and Gloria's hospitality wears thin when Cam oversteps his boundaries. (Repeat).
Claire wants to throw a party for Jay's wedding anniversary to atone for her mood at his nuptials. As part of the festivities, Phil plans to perform a magic trick featuring Gloria appearing out of thin air in her wedding dress, which may no longer fit. (Repeat).
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Carrie's romance with a writer ends up being a family affair, while Samantha (Kim Cattrall) takes on a strange bedfellow: Charlotte's brother. Miranda: Cynthia Nixon. (Repeat).
Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) becomes her alcoholic beau's new addiction; Charlotte's ego takes a hit when her guy takes a nap during sex; and Samantha gets a strange request from her friends from the "other team." Charlotte: Kristin Davis. Miranda: Cynthia Nixon. Samantha: Kim Cattrall. (Repeat).
In the Hamptons, the ladies fear that women in their 20s are a "threat to their existence" as Charlotte (Kristin Davis) plays young to hook a guy; Samantha's ex-secretary moves into her territory. Meanwhile, Carrie gets a cloying intern (Rachel Miner) and a shock from Big. Brad: Patrick Breen. Nina: Marisa Ryan. Samantha: Kim Cattrall. (Repeat).
Carrie's hopes of "just being friends" with Big (Chris Noth) are dashed by his shocking announcement about Natasha. Meanwhile, Sam has her hands full with "Mr. Too Big" (John Enos); and Miranda and an ex find friendship leading them back to bedmates. Charlotte: Kristin Davis. (Repeat).
Carrie and friends wonder if women just want to be rescued, and they attend a firefighters' benefit to find out. Meanwhile, Steve (David Eigenberg) unnerves Miranda with his devotion; a local politician (John Slattery) wants more than Carrie's vote; and Charlotte sets her sights on the altar. Ricky: Mike Lombardi. Carrie: Sarah Jessica Parker. Miranda: Cynthia Nixon. (Repeat).
Apolitical Carrie hits the campaign trail with a handsome politician (John Slattery); Samantha stoops to connect with her new beau; Miranda and Steve (David Eigenberg) take their relationship to another level. Stanford: Willie Garson. Bob: Tommy Crudup. Mark: Mike Doyle. Greg: Donnie Keshawarz. Carrie: Sarah Jessica Parker. Samantha: Kim Cattrall. (Repeat).
Samantha tries to cash in on a well-kept secret about her masseur (Christopher Sieber); Miranda gets a new housekeeper (Lynn Cohen) who tries to tidy up more than her apartment; Carrie plans to show up Mr. Big's new flame. Natasha: Kathryn Bridget Moynahan. (Repeat).
Carrie feels like a fuddy-duddy when her younger date (Eddie Cahill) is more sexually liberal than she is; Charlotte gets in touch with her masculine side; Miranda blinks when Steve wants to move in; Samantha's new assistant is just as bossy as she is. Dawn: Alanis Morissette. Baird: Donovan Leitch. Steve: David Eigenberg. Matt: Chris Tardio. Stanford: Willie Garson. (Repeat).
Carrie wonders if she's sending the wrong smoke signals to the latest object of her desire (John Corbett); Samantha broadens her already considerable horizons on the dating scene; Steve's dreams confuse Miranda. Steve: David Eigenberg. Chivon: Jianjein Highsmith. Brad: Ross Gibby. Adeena: Sundra Oakley. (Repeat).
Carrie's zeal to round the bases with Aidan (John Corbett) is tempered by his willingness to wait for the right pitch; Miranda takes inventory of her sexual history and finds it a bit overstocked; Samantha's "guests" have her neighbors up in arms; Charlotte dates a chatterbox. Steve: David Eigenberg. Alexander: Christopher Orr. Miranda: Cynthia Nixon. (Repeat).
Now that she's finally in a seemingly ideal relationship, Carrie has a chance meeting with her amply named former flame (Chris Noth); Charlotte runs into a doctor; Miranda tries to get used to cohabitation. Steve: David Eigenberg. Trey: Kyle MacLachlan. Aidan: John Corbett. Dr. Ruffalo: Billy Wirth. Dennis: Ethan Sandler. Charlotte: Kristin Davis. (Repeat).
The frequency of Carrie's chance meetings with Big (Chris Noth) increases; Charlotte thinks her latest flame (Kyle MacLachlan) may be Mr. Right; Steve tries to convince Miranda that three is better than two. Steve: David Eigenberg. Aidan: John Corbett. Len: Robert Lupone. Charlotte: Kristin Davis. (Repeat).
Miranda and Steve (David Eigenberg) experience cohabitation problems; Charlotte's year-end goal proceeds in an orderly fashion; Carrie and Big play cat-and-mouse. Big: Chris Noth. Miranda: Cynthia Nixon. Charlotte: Kristin Davis. (Repeat).
Chef Rachel is on the verge of panic when she couldn't find a truffle for her multicourse dinner. Fraser contemplates changing his leadership style after uncontrollable friction happens within the team. (Repeat).
Camille's lack of work ethic starts to wear thin on the entire crew; having to choose between Alissa and Katie, Ross decides he wants to have his cake and eat it too; romance blossoms with Ben and Camille. (Repeat).
Camille's lack of work ethic starts to wear thin on the entire crew; having to choose between Alissa and Katie, Ross decides he wants to have his cake and eat it too; romance blossoms with Ben and Camille. (Repeat).
Captain Sandy plays referee in Alissa and Camille's mounting tension; Camille complains to Captain Sandy about being pulled in too many directions; Fraser confronts Camille about going over his head; Ross's flirtatious behavior leaves Katie upset. (Repeat).
Camille takes Captain Sandy's warning seriously as she attempts to take things around in her role as a full-time stewardess. (Repeat).
Drama between Camille and Alissa reaches a breaking point; Capt. Sandy is forced to step in; Bollywood-dancing group of guests drink and party; Rachel's dishes are hit or miss, and her slow timing leaves the guests hungry. (Repeat).
The crew is left with the consequences after Camille's firing; Exhaustion catches up with Hayley after being a stew. (Repeat).
The crew get a day off to explore Saint Lucia on board a catamaran which takes them on a deep-sea adventure to see the Pitons up close and personal;Things get steamy between Alissa and Ross at the mud baths while Katie is left out in the cold; The crew welcome a new deck/stew, and Katie pushes Ross to move into her cabin instead of the newcomer; On the crew night out, a surprise guest shows up to
Captain Sandy becomes increasingly annoyed and enlists Chef Rachel to help; Ross begs his way out of the doghouse once again; sparks fly as Tony reveals a hidden talent that captures the attention of newly divorced charter guests. (Repeat).
Tension continues to mount between Captain Sandy and Fraser; Alissa tempts Ross; crew gossip reaches an all-time high; Captain Sandy takes the crew to the beach for team building; Fraser feels slighted by Captain Sandy. (Repeat).
Capt. Sandy lets go of an integral member of the crew; one guest takes her requests to the limits, pushing chef Rachel to wit's end; windy weather ruins excursion plans; Capt. Lee shares big news with Capt. Sandy. (Repeat).