2024-06-17
Frank and Marie announce that they are moving to a retirement community in New Jersey, much to the delight of everyone else, until it comes time for them to actually go. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra travel to New Jersey to visit Frank and Marie at the retirement community, but their happy visit takes an unexpected, unpleasant turn. Scott: Holmes Osborne. Katie: Brooks Almy. (Repeat).
It seems it only takes a fake mustache to make Jack irresistible to Terri (Priscilla Barnes). John Ritter. Ginger: Jenny Sherman. Mrs. Alden: Mina Kolb. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
Jack's conniving buddy could become his partner at the bistro if Mr. Angelino gets his way. Bill: Rod McCary. Jack: John Ritter. Angelino: Jordan Charney. (Repeat).
Janet and Terri think Jack is too proud to borrow money for the bistro's rent, so they set up a phony radio contest Jack's sure to win. John Ritter, Don Knotts. Angelino: Jordan Charney. Larry: Richard Kline. (Repeat).
Jack tries to retrieve a scathing letter he wrote to a restaurant critic before reading the critic's surprisingly favorable review of the Bistro. Townsend: Ken Olfson. Jack: John Ritter. Mrs. Fitsimmons: Natalie Core. (Repeat).
After making two dates for the same time, Jack has to come up with an alter ego---so he drafts Larry for the role. Richard Kline, John Ritter. Agnes: Rita Wilson. Sharon: Lana Clarkson. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. (Repeat).
Jack fears that his new flame is thinking marriage, but he isn't relieved to find that she only wants to have his baby. John Ritter, Richard Kline, Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Furley finally replaces a couch where Jack stashed $1000 accidentally disbursed by a bank machine. Don Knotts, John Ritter, Richard Kline. Bank Officer: Floyd Levine. Bank Guard: Chuck Lindsly. (Repeat).
Jack finds a "Rate Your Roommate" quiz and concludes that one of his roommates wants to have an affair with him. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. (Repeat).
Jack's new girlfriend won't discuss her line of work---but not for the reason Janet thinks. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. Sam: Ben Slack. (Repeat).
To impress a wealthy date, Jack gambles heavily at a charity casino party. John Ritter, Richard Kline, Joyce DeWitt, Priscilla Barnes. Bradley: John David Carson. (Repeat).
Is a semiprecious stone the magical "Eye of the Idol" that'll help the castaways? Could be. Gilligan's wish for ice cream comes true. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Believing that rescue is nigh, the Skipper crash-diets and Gilligan eats heartily in the hope they can qualify for the Navy. Skipper: Alan Hale. Gilligan: Bob Denver. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
A magician's props that drift ashore in a crate turn Gilligan from a mate to a Merlin. Well, make that a bumbling nuisance. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Ginger: Tina Louise. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. (Repeat).
An eccentric painter is found living on the isle. The good news: he's got a shortwave. The bad news: he's very antisocial. Dubov: Harold J. Stone. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Ginger: Tina Louise. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Gilligan a Howell? Could be. Because the mate saves Mrs. Howell's life, he's adopted as the couple's son---and groomed as heir. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Skipper: Alan Hale. The Professor: Russell Johnson. (Repeat).
Gilligan's vanity suffers when a fall gives him a swollen nose that he thinks can only be healed by an operation. So the Professor preps for surgery, with the other castaways in attendance. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Gilligan: Bob Denver. (Repeat).
A native maiden sets her sights on Gilligan. Her mom is played by Henny Backus, whose husband Jim portrays Thurston Howell III. Daughter: Mary Foran. Father: Russ Grieve. Warrior: Eddie Little Sky. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. The Professor: Russell Johnson. (Repeat).
In a beauty contest, the Skipper favors Ginger; Mr. Howell, his wife; and the Professor, Mary Ann. The deciding vote is Gilligan's, but he's sure to hurt someone's feelings. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. (Repeat).
The guest list for Christine's party includes reluctant co-workers and a witness to a mob hit with a price on his head. Markie Post. Maria: Mimi Lieber. Costas: Dick O'Neill. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
The gang works to clear 207 cases so an orphanage can be saved and so Dan (John Larroquette) can win the pool for the most convictions. Otis: Pat Corley. Morley: Brian Mitchell. Miss Phillips: Marcia Wallace. (Repeat).
Misunderstandings arise when Harry is visited by a friend (Jude Mussetter) who, during a passionate embrace, tells him she's married. Sheldon: Beau Starr. Dolly: Catherine Carlen. Mario: Phil Rubenstein. (Repeat).
Soviet defector Yakov Korolenko tries to obtain a visa, while sparks fly between Harry and a charming Soviet consul. Ludmila: Irena Ferris. Dimitri: Allan Kolman. Johnny Carson appears as himself. (Repeat).
During Roz's first therapy session to temper her hostilities, a gunman takes the group hostage. Marsha Warfield. Jack: Don Cheadle. Ward: Anthony Holland. (Repeat).
Harry's innocent prank results in the death of an elderly judge (Parley Baer). Judge Cleaver: Gary Kroeger. Axel: Al Berry. Fanny: Elizabeth Talbot-Martin. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
After inheriting $2 million, Mac quits his job and is replaced by an inept clerk. Quon Le: Denice Kumagai. Eddie: Jack McGee. Klimmer: Keene Curtis. Maurice: Harvey Jason. Flamona: Lisa Pescia. (Repeat).
Dan feigns illness when he's ordered on an Army Reserve mission, but recovers when he meets a career officer. Part 1 of three. Wanda: Anne Bloom. Foster: George Murdock. Phil: William Utay. (Repeat).
Part 2. News that Dan is missing and presumed dead stuns the courtroom, and the staff plans a memorial service---unaware that Dan's being tended to by Eskimos. Kista: Kelly Hu. Dr. Mooney: Michael McManus. Kumok: Sam Vlahos. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Dan must perform emergency surgery on Kista (Kelly Hu). Meanwhile, back in New York, the memorial service for Dan takes place. Dr. Mooney: Michael McManus. Harry: Harry Anderson. Christine: Markie Post. (Repeat).
As a fire engulfs the fourth floor, fleeing staffers hit a dead end in their escape---the morgue, where election-night jitters distract candidate Dan (John Larroquette). Morton: Paul Lambert. (Repeat).
A stranger Harry asks out is exposed later as a porn star. Harry Anderson, Markie Post, Richard Moll, John Larroquette, Charles Robinson. (Repeat).
A bailiff trainee is no match for a psychotic woman who escapes from her custody and runs off with Dan (John Larroquette), intending to reenact the plot of an old horror movie. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).
Christine agonizes over a Thanksgiving dinner that later has the diners in agony over eating it. Meanwhile, Mac studies with a seductive classmate. Lenore: Renee Jones. Quon Le: Denice Kumagai. (Repeat).
Ally's piano lessons with Marie (Doris Roberts) strike a note of regret in former player Ray, who signs up for a refresher course. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray is feeling aces when a doctor prescribes more time on the links as a means of alleviating stress. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Kevin: Kevin James. (Repeat).
At his parents' 40th-anniversary party, Ray (Ray Romano) learns that they were once separated for more than a year. Uncle Mel: Phil Leeds. Amy: Monica Horan. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Debra (Patricia Heaton) tries to convince Ray to set up an office in their house. Sportscaster Pat O'Brien appears as himself. Andy: Andy Kindler. Dave: Dave Attell. (Repeat).
Debra and Ray collaborate on a children's book, but the partnership doesn't seem to be destined for a happy ending. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).
Ray is giftless in Long Island after the rest of the family breaks tradition and buys Frank (Peter Boyle) presents for his birthday. Andy: Andy Kindler. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).