2024-07-08
Robert becomes furious with Marie after she ruins his "lucky suit," which he was going to wear to an interview with the FBI. Agent Garfield: Sam Anderson. Secretary: Carole Gutierrez. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra impersonate Frank and Marie in a skit at a 45th wedding-anniversary party hosted by Marie. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Lee: Debra Mooney. Garvin: Len Lesser. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra wants to know why Ray has kept a tape from 1982 on which one of Ray's former girlfriends breaks up with him, but Ray won't tell her. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray tries to explain the birds and the bees to Ally, but she throws him for a loop when she instead asks about the meaning of life. Of course, Ray hasn't a clue and quickly runs for cover. To make matters worse, Frank, Marie and Robert come over and offer their ill-formed opinions. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Bernie: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).
Debra runs for president of the governing board at the twins' school, but Ray isn't so sure he wants her to win because it'll mean he will have to spend more time taking care of the boys at home while she attends meetings. Parker: David Hunt. Carrie: Elizabeth Herring. Principal: Kevin Brief. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. The sitcom celebrates six seasons of laughter with a clip-rich showcase. In addition to the clips, celebrities comment on their own families and how they relate to the Barones. Included: Mary Tyler Moore, Ron Howard, Bob Newhart, Billy Bob Thornton, Larry King, Martin Short, Jon Voight, Norman Lear and Curt Schilling. (Repeat).
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Voight discuss the series. (Repeat).
Ray persuades Debra to call Marie "Mom," but when she does, Marie's reaction isn't at all what Debra expected. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra and Marie stop talking to each other when Debra puts an abrupt end to one of Marie's unannounced visits, which comes just as Debra is trying to get the kids into the tub and Marie wants the twins to regale her friends with a knock-knock joke. Hilda: Anne Gee Byrd. Artie: Fred Ornstein. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank take advantage of the silent feud between Debra and Marie to get what they want, but Robert is horrified by their selfish actions. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra blames Ray of not being able to pick up on her mood signals, so they recall their first night together. (Repeat).
Robert, distraught over a feud between Marie and Debra, joins a support group. But the family fears it's a cult, so they work to free him from it. Judy: Sherri Shepherd. Mariann: Susan Yeagley. Gerard: Fred Stoller. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
In order to date Furley's niece, Jack must pretend that he is his fictitious brother, Austin. (Repeat).
Cindy goes to meet her father while he is visiting town but Jack and Janet think that she has been kidnapped. (Repeat).
Jack swears off fibbing for good, but then learns that blatant honesty is not always the best policy. Lisa: Anne Schedeen. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Luanne: Shell Kepler. Cindy: Jenilee Harrison. Furley: Don Knotts. Larry: Richard Kline. (Repeat).
Jack fakes his death to avoid dealing with a girl's jealous boyfriend. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. A new roommate starts off on the wrong foot with Jack (John Ritter). Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Angelino: Jordan Charney. Filipe: Gino Conforti. Didi: Shell Kepler. Dr. Cooper: Bobby Ellerbee. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Jack and Larry scheme to get rid of Terri (Priscilla Barnes). Jack: John Ritter. Larry: Richard Kline. Cindy: Jenilee Harrison. Furley: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Janet suspects that Terri has a more than platonic interest in Jack. Terri: Priscilla Barnes. Mrs. Alden: Mina Kolb (Repeat).
Jack is giving cooking lessons to raise some money and Terri mistakes them as love lessons. (Repeat).
A plainclothes cop moves in to protect Jack, who witnessed an armed robbery. Jack: John Ritter. Robber: Alan McRae. Lieutenant: Edmund Gilbert. (Repeat).
Jack and Janet think a doctor that Terri brought home is really a mental patient. (Repeat).
Thanks to dining on rare berries, Gilligan can read minds. Soon, the other castaways start hastily munching---and angrily bickering. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Plans for the Howells' annual society gala run afoul of the Skipper, who hasn't received an invitation and thinks he's being snubbed. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Ginger: Tina Louise. The Professor: Russell Johnson. (Repeat).
A downed robot could help the castaways. All it has to do is carry a message to Hawaii---by walking there on the ocean floor. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
The culprit throwing grenades at the castaways turns out to be a gorilla, which has unearthed an arsenal from WWII. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Isolation takes its toll as the castaways turn quarrelsome. It's up to Ginger to change the mood---as a cheery fortune-teller. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Ginger: Tina Louise. Howell: Jim Backus. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. (Repeat).
A lion that's loose on the island befriends Gilligan, who treats its injured paw. But other castaways sure look good enough to eat. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
The discovery of a hot-water spring indicates the presence of a volcano, which the Professor determines is ready to erupt. Gilligan: Bob Denver. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Jim Backus has a dual role: as Howell, and as an impostor back in the States who's posing as him---and spending his money. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Professor: Russell Johnson. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).
Bull's bachelor party turns into a disaster. Oscar: Gilbert Gottfried. Candy: Sharon Lee Jones. Fatima: Christina Carlisi. Harry: Harry Anderson. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).
Christine discovers that a law professor (George Coe) is not the man she thought he was; Bull undergoes a transformation to restore his virginity. Mr. Adam: Ralph Bruneau. Christine: Markie Post. (Repeat).
A courtroom artist draws shocking sketches of Christine; part-time law-school professor Harry has his hands full with an odd collection of students. Morty: Eddie Barth. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
Bull's wedding brings out the Del Rubio Triplets (Milly, Elena, and Eadie) along with Hank, who insists that Wanda wear her wedding gown. Wanda: Cathy McAuley. Hank: Paddi Edwards. Bull: Richard Moll. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).
On Christmas Eve, Harry befriends a lonely stranger (Terry Hanauer) and Dan shows a department-store Santa (Hansford Rowe) that goodwill isn't dead. Mel Torme has a cameo. Bambi: Lisa Melilli. Art: Mike Finneran. (Repeat).
Harry promises Mel Torme the moon to accept a magazine's man-of-the-year award, unaware it's a prank; Dan and Will round up crooks for fun and profit. Will: Will Utay. Walter: Walter Olkewicz. Travis: John Mariano. (Repeat).
The courtroom is up for grabs when a defendant (Stephen Root) begins buying city landmarks after the city tears down his home; Dan meets contestants in the Miss Mass Transit contest. Ms. Adrian: Donna Lynn Leavy. (Repeat).
Mac considers an underwear-modeling job to earn cash for a downpayment on a home for Quon Le (Denice Kumagali); Roz entrusts Dan with her personal items for a safe-deposit box. DeVille: Phil Proctor. Daley: Deborah Strang. (Repeat).
While the men paint Harry's chambers, the women get together at Roz's for a makeup party---and poker. Quon Le: Denice Kumagai. Art: Mike Finneran. Roz: Marsha Warfield. Lisette: Joleen Lutz. Faye: Lisa Robins. (Repeat).
A political consultant primes Christine to run against a tough incumbent (Nancy Marchand); Dan becomes a sex surrogate; Bull dislikes Mac's video of his wedding. Part 1 of two. Dr. Weeks: Christine Rose. Johnny: Don Amendolia. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Mudslinging threatens Christine's Congressional campaign; Mac's movie achieves cult status; Dan suffers under a back-breaking sex-surrogacy schedule. Cahill: Nancy Marchand. Johnny: Don Amendolia. (Repeat).
Dan kisses up to Harry in a scheme to replace him on the bench should Harry accept a full professorship at Koch Community College; Art (Mike Finneran) plays father to son Bull. Walter: Walter Olkewicz. Travis: John Mariano. (Repeat).
Christine steels herself for an election-day loss; Dan meets his rich girlfriend's parents. Part 1 of two. Clare: Christina Belford. Claudia: Catherine MacNeal. Tom: Marty Pollio. Christine: Markie Post. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Christine is elected to Congress, while Harry elects to forgo a teaching position at Columbia; Dan frets over his womanizing ways. Catherine: Claudia Mannix. Will: William Utay. Bambi: Lisa Melilli. (Repeat).