2024-10-18
After Ray claims he had a close brush with death, Debra thinks it's time to make out their wills. But to whom should they leave the kids? Bernie: Tom McGowan. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. David: Gary Grossman. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Debra's bohemian sister (Ashley Crow) pays a visit after two years and arrives with some shocking news---she's now a nun and will soon be going to Africa to live. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray is pressured into hiring his whiny, nasally voiced cousin Gerard (Fred Stoller) to help him on a book project and he discovers to his horror that his family believes they are very much alike. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray is happily surprised and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. (Repeat).
Charlie dates a woman (Katherine LaNasa) whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. Bobby: James Edson. Andy: Andy Pessoa. Joey: Brandon Killham. (Repeat).
Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue), who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie. Darlene Wiedermeier: Julianne Grossman. (Repeat).
Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. Taylor: Melanie Abramoff. Kelly: Kelly King. Officer Roberts: Bruno Amato. (Repeat).
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Nina: Rachel Cannon. Vicki: Danielle Bisutti. Gordon: J.D. Walsh. Bobby: James Edson. (Repeat).
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex. (Repeat).
On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason. Dorothy: Susan Sullivan. Gloria: Jessica Collins. Herb: Ryan Stiles. (Repeat).
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter (Sara Rue) and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction. Hector: Marco Sanchez. (Repeat).
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb (Ryan Stiles) having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. Hiroshi: Sab Shimono. (Repeat).
Charlie's new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. Vanessa: Deprise D. Brescia. Eva: Carly Thomas. (Repeat).
Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that he's a chiropractor to the stars. Sheri: Andrea Lynn Silvers. (Repeat).
Walden parties with Jenny and her friends; Alan and Lyndsey's affair is jeopardized. (Repeat).
Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend to see what he has that Alan doesn't; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career. (Repeat).
A scientist's experiment goes awry, causing him to mutate into a giant insect. (Repeat).
Americans at a base in Antarctica are terrorized by an otherworldly creature that can shapeshift into the form of anything it kills. (Repeat).
Remake of the 1956 classic about an invasion of alien seedpods that infest a military base. Gabrielle Anwar, Terry Kinney. Tim: Billy Wirth. Carol: Meg Tilly. Collins: Forest Whitaker. Genn: Christine Elise. Platt: R. Lee Ermey. Andy: Reilly Murphy. Directed by Abel Ferrara. (Repeat).
A drifter utilizes special sunglasses to see that aliens disguised as yuppies are taking over the world. (Repeat).
After teens in a small town begin committing suicide in large numbers, a cop's daughter traces the cause to a child molester who was burned alive by angry parents many years before but has now come back in the dreams of his killers' children, claiming their lives as his revenge. (Repeat).
Freddy uses Alice's unborn baby's dreams to continue his reign of terror. As her friends die violently in their sleep one by one, Alice must race against the clock to save her child, and the key appears to be the spirit of Freddy's own mother. (Repeat).
A new set of teens are plagued by fatal nightmares birthed by Freddy Krueger, including Alice who inherits Kristen's powers of bringing others into her dreams. Freddy uses this power to his advantage, but he may have met his match. (Repeat).
The last of the Elm Street kids are committed to a mental hospital and must band together, using the strengths of their dream counterparts to battle the demented Freddy Krueger. They are aided by master-survivor Nancy Thompson. (Repeat).